Communications

>> I heard that you just came back from seeing Robert.
>> How is my brother?

>> Have you experienced any of these dreams that everyone seems to talk about?
>> I'm fairly certain I did last night.
>> They were far more vivid dreams than I'm used to.

[Same Texts to Loras and Margaery Tyrell]
>> I would like to speak to the both of you soon.
>> When are you both free to come over for dinner?

[Texts to Tywin Lannister]
>> I'm going to tell my grandchildren.
>> My children need not know for the time being.

This is probably a bad time, but I just noticed..what the hell is going on with that woman??

>> Yeah. Who is that mystery woman I wonder, father?

[Ring, Ring. Ring, Ring.]

[Text is originally meant for Loras. Accidentally texted to Renly's contact list, minus Myrcella somehow, because that would be wrong.]

( Cut for NSFW Romantic aka Sexual Texts )

( [Birthday gift delivery to Jaime Lannister] )

[Backdated to early Thursday morning.]
[Call to the first law enforcement individual who picks up]
"Hi. Uh. My house was broken into last night. I lost a uh... eighty million dollar painting."

[Text to Brienne]
I'm really sorry Brienne but something came up. Forward me the address of your hotel in Istanbul and I'll see you there tomorrow.

[Text to Lorenzo]
Someone broke into my house and stole my Rubens.

[Thursday afternoon.]
[Text to Tywin Lannister]
Dad do you have any local contacts of people who specialise in [...] finding stuff?

"Remarkable as our time here as been I think it's time to call this visit over and head back home. If you have time or the inclination we should have dinner before I leave on Friday."

[Text to Tywin Lannister]
Hey dad. It's your dyslexic good-for-nothing son Jemima. Haven't heard back from you yet since the first quake. Please get in touch.

[Texts to Tywin Lannister]
>> I had a dream about us the other night. I'd forgotten how much time we spent together and how many tantrums you've had to put up with when we were younger.
>> For what it's worth, I'm sorry. You'd been there for me when you figured out I had dyslexia and when mum died but I haven't made time for you.
>> Before you reply with some poisonous, hurtful and belittling offhand remark that will get us fighting again, I just wanted to say thanks.

[E-mail to Kevan Lannister]
I'm coming to London this weekend.

Have someone make the city flat inhabitable and clear your schedule for the next four days.

--Tywin

[E-mail to Jaime & Tyrion Lannister]
Son #1, you could have just come out without going through the trouble of arranging that holiday gathering. It's not as if that possibility never crossed our minds.

Son #2, if your brother's gay and wants to be openly proud by exchanging rings with his gigolo, you'll be in charge of the prenuptial.

( Delivered to Tyrion Lannister's Office )

[Text to Kevan Lannister]
Your wife keeps spamming my inbox with baby pictures. Why?