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>> Something terrible has happened.

>> Good news.
>> I've got you a pass.
>> If you still want to come to Bulgaria.

Miss Tinuviel! This is Tauriel, I don't know if you remember, we met at a store once?

In any case, I was thinking that we really should all meet up sometime, we elves. Legolas seems to think there's you and one other one, do you happen to know who else here he might have been talking about?

>> Do you remember...
>> When I told you that I'd gotten a picture of you?
>> Over the Christmas Holidays?
>> I'm sitting here staring at it.
>> Because it's cheering me up.

>> Hello!
>> How was your Easter?
>> Did you have a gigantic feast?
>> Were there walnuts?

>> Happy Easter.

>> Hello there!
>> I was wondering if that offer was still open?
>> The one to meet your mother.
>> For the beer commercial, I mean.
>> I've got some free time!
>> Also, did you shrink like the others?
>> I would assume not, since you probably would have said.
>> But it's not always good to assume!

>> You're not going to believe this.
>> But I got them!
>> My bow and my quiver.
>> And my daggers!
>> They were on my kitchen table when I woke up.

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>> It's alarming how badly I want to get my bow from my closet.
>> And live up to all the dream potential.
>> I'm relying on you to talk me down from the ledge.

>> I don't mean to alarm you...
>> But I think my ears are getting bigger.
>> And I noticed some orange hairs growing in.
>> Have your eyes changed color at all?

>> Right, so Orange County is being odd again.
>> Please tell me you're you and not someone else.
>> This is actually a valid question right now.