Communications

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>> Hey guys
>> Need your thoughts
>> Walked by this place today taking Larry out for a stroll
>> Looked nice
>> What do you think?

>> Hey
>> So
>> I'm attempting to be a responsible adult and come up with stuff for the apartment
>> And I think I've come up with a good rule of thumb
>> If this can't fit in the rooms
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>> Then the apartment is too small

>> Possibly I needed a reason to order a giant flamingo
>> I'm gonna name her Cheryl
>> We need a pool too
>> So we can play with Cheryl

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>> Bit of an odd question I know but
>> Any chance you'd be willing to watch
>> the girls overnight on Valentines Day?
>> I'll make sure to be home in time for you
>> to make your class and pay you three times what
>> I normally do when you watch while I'm on a date.

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>> So Valentines Day is coming up.

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>>I found the root of all evil
>>it's physics.
>>how much can I pay you to do my homework for me?


>>and by pay I mean beg

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>> Question
>> Am I allowed to find an existential crisis hilarious?

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>>Question.
>>Would you be able to tell me why
>>My top dresser drawer is full of hot dogs?

>> Nico
>> Nico they kill him
>> They killed my brother
>> I just wanted to take a nap and they killed him
>> And he's not answering me on Skype, where is he?
>> Can you call him for me while I keep trying on Skype?
>> Please?

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>> Have I ever told you about how in the dreams I take
>> like
>> shortcuts?
>> Like I teleport to other places or something?

>> Uh
>> I think I actually did that.
>> I think I'm in LA?
>> At least I think this is Dodger Stadium.
>> That's where my phone says I am.
>> Can you come get me?

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