Communications

[Warnings for language between two Scotsmen, so... bad grammar and aces!]

( [Text to Verity Ashford] )


( [Text to Alice Ayres] )


( [Text to Robb McLellan] )


( [Text to Percy Weasley] )

( From a couple of fairies )

( Found anything yet? )

[warnings for language]

( [To Arya Stark] )


( [To Bran Stark] )


( [To Sansa Stark] )


( [To Margaery Tyrell] )


( [To Robb McLellan] )

[A bit of a warning for some language and implied violence]

( [Text to Abby] )


( [Text to Jon] )

( » Squeaking it in before the end of the day )

[Warnings for language, sexual content from Jon and Robb's end]

( Text to Margaery Tyrell )


( Text to Jon Snow )

[Warnings for language and sexual situations... with Robb, not Arya. Ew. >.< ]

( » it is not your fault, arya. )

( » strange sleeping without you, robb. )

( » Margaery Tyrell )


( » Arya Stark )


( » Robb McLellan )

>> Saw this and it reminded me of you.
>> Of course, unless science figures out a way for blokes to get pregnant, your sperm count is rather irrelevant at the moment, isn't it?

( » Got a few ideas )

>> Hope you haven't forgotten about that drink.
>> I've been checking my phone hourly for a text.
>> I'm beginning to think you've forgotten about me.

TO: oczoo@ocparks.com
FROM: lifeisacarnival@BolshoiCircus.ru
( SUBJECT: Tiger breeding inquiry )

TO: info@forthelulz.valar.net
FROM: lifeisacarnival@BolshoiCircus.ru


( Special order query )

>> hi
>> I miss you
>> which is stupid
>> barely know you
>> but you were so nice
>> My sister probably wants to talk to you
>> run away very fast

>> Hi
>> sister's phn, this is Bethy
>> I'm okay
>> had an accident

>> My sister owns a comedy club
>> I was wondering if you wanted to come down tonight, my treat?
>> I think a bit of laughter mmmnnots

» Ugh.
» Please tell me you're not down in the garage fighting with Arya.

There's a house of hungry children that want blood and beer. And Baratheon has been listed as their lifeline.

Please tell me you have a plan.