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Well the last 2 days have certainly been a whirlwind as far as the weather goes. We experienced our usual freaky snowfall, but as of this morning it was as if it had never happened. All traces of said snow seem to have melted just as quickly as it piled up.

As usual, no one can explain exactly what causes the snow here in Orange County, however rumor has it an ice castle has appeared near Laguna Beach as well as volcano in Laguna Hills. Could these two structures have anything to do with the snow fall and sudden return to normal weather? Only time will tell of course. If anyone decides to explore either of these structures, be cautious. But if you find anything be sure to let Rita in on whatever tidbit you may find, dearies.

We have a special Valentine's report today, my lovelies! Love is in the air, flowers blossoming bees buzzing! Sparks are flying!

Backstage Romance behind the curtains of Six as old flames are rekindled with an old ex from Percy Blakeney's University days!

I have exclusive third hand reports of just how hot it has been getting behind the scenes and it's all available to paid subscribers!

But just a little hint; I am told that the tryst began in a broom closet!

But that's not the only rekindled love in the air! Model and actress Ozma has once again been seen in the clutches of famous architect Elsa. If you'll recall from a little over a year ago, Elsa was responsible for the moral downfall and depravity of a local heiress. It affected her so badly the heiress has since left the state! Coincidence? I think not!

Watch out for the architect of your destruction, ladies!

Local actress Alice Liddell was brought back into the headlines thanks to her beau taking a swing at a romantic rival. Pictures available to my subscribers!

And lastly, Thomas Raith was photographed leaving the home of his boyfriend's ex! Illicit dalliances, or are we seeing the beginnings of a throuple? You be the judge!

Just a few hits today, my darlings!

[photo of Katou and Michael holding hands in the market]

Musical superstar Michael Glass was caught with, erhem, his pants down in Maui a few months ago, with long-time companion Yue Katou, who, I have conclusive proof is the cause of Mr. Glass's house arrest and upcoming retirement.

[photo of Katou draped over Michael's shoulders stealing a sip from his pineapple drink]
[photos of Michael and Katou getting hot on heavy on the beach]

Naughty naughty!!

Now on to the good stuff, my precious, precious readers. As we continue to monitor the trial of the century I am so impressed and quite taken with Jacques Schnee's stoic attitude as he navigates the treacherous waters mined by his witch of a daughter. And then, most suspiciously, a long estranged so-called "cousin" comes out of nowhere to testify against him? There shall be due diligence, readers, as I get to the bottom of that mystery!

We witnessed in the past few days alone, vile accusations flung at him by the harlots and liars that, I am quite certain, have corrupted what was once a very sweet, obediant girl. I am so tired of women like Elsa Arendelle taking advantage of poor sweet innocent girls.

I could tell you all about the debauchery Miss Arendell has been engaged in with Miss Ozma and Miss Schnee, sometimes at the same time, but this is a familyblog. And what is Miss Xiao Long's place in all this? Dumb arm candy, or secret body guard?

I know and I'll be sure to share that with you when the time is right!

Just a quick hit this afternoon, my darlings!


The trial of disgraced diamond mogul Jacques Schnee kicked into high gear this week, as he entered a not guilty plea for a variety of offences, including kidnapping and murder.


We're expecting some salacious tales to be spun by witnesses, including his very own daughter, as well as Ms. Schnee's ex-paramour, Elsa Arendelle, both of whom claim to have been kidnapped and abused by the former CEO though we all know how that goes, don't we?


Legal insiders have told me that the team provided by Mr. Schnee's longtime friend Admiral Daelin Proudmoore are confident that he will be acquitted on all charges. They will, it is believed, focus their efforts on proving the witnesses unreliability and moral turpitude.

I do love sordid tales of love and lust. Recently, a certain Schnee Heiress was caught with her knickers down and her dress up with Elsa Arendelle. Elsa is known for her architectural work and being the sister of Rising Starlet Anna Arendelle.

It sure seems like she's been up to a lot of other things, including a sexy little private vacation with Weiss Schnee! Surprisingly high res shots of Elsa and Weiss locking lips on a private beach.

But there's more! Fear not, dear readers, I have been on the case!

An unusual sighting at a local bar has tongues wagging. Picture of a very blue alien

Some sort of strange cosplay, or is it, as I've been saying for years, aliens.

Longtime readers may be familiar with my attempts to bring to your attention government cover-ups. Since my last attempt I've learned of an illegal agency which has been working with these aliens.

More as I uncover it!

This week was quite interesting, if I do say so myself! Just this past Tuesday, football star Chase Stein was seen leaving an upscale nightclub in the arms of a handsome young man. The identity of his suitor appears to be a fitness instructor named Nine, but I assure you, dear readers, that they were seen tearing each others' clothing off as they got into a cab!

In other news, I've obtained evidence that the wife of notable Countess Lara Croft has been engaged in a heated affair with her employer, local bar owner Logan Howlett.

Speaking of Mr. Howlett, I have it on good authority that he is actually the baby daddy of dear Alice Liddell's child!

In other baby news, I have proof that architect Elsa Arendelle (sister of actress Anna Arendelle) had a secret love child with trans model and actress Ozma, made complicated by the fact that Miss Arendelle was seen in the arms of Hollywood superstar Thomas Raith and has been tied to several others.

Honestly, everyone is screwing everyone but that's Hollywood for you!

I also have some juicy tidbits about what exactly happened with Miss Isabela and her unfortunately fried yacht. It has come to my attention that the ship sank after a dispute with a drug smuggler over payment!

And just because I like to tease, I've been working on a scoop about a local heiress. I can't say too much about it, but when it drops it will be a hell of a bomb.

You know those meteors in the sky? They seem to be coming more and more often, dear readers. I assure you, I'll get to the bottom of this. ALIENS ITS ALIENS NO ONE BELIEVES ME

And stay tuned, I'll have another gossip filled report soon enough for you to sink all your lovely teeth into!

Happy Valentine's Day, my sweet sweets! Such a wonderful time of year, with lovers young and old coming together to celebrate the wonders of the heart!

Do I ever have a bonanza for you, dear readers!

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As promised, after a great deal of research, DNA tests and testimonials from some highly qualifies sources, we've identified Alice Liddell's baby daddy!

Fuzzy photo of one Qrow Branwen leaving a market next to Alice Liddell. Alice is clearly checking Qrow out but it's obvious they're just passing strangers

Qrow Branwen, professor at UCI and one juicy rear end! Make sure to send him all the congratulations!

Speaking of baby daddies, I have exclusive details on heiress Isabela and her adventures with pregnancy tests. Just who is her baby daddy? Don't worry, we'll find out!

I slogged hard for you readers, just to bring you a special mid-week report!

Now, I've always suspected, but now I have proof that CEO Asami Sato is depraved. It does go to prove that she and the evil Lena Luthor are in cahoots, luring in impressionable young women for their wicked sexcapades.

Ms. Sato's latest victim? One Ruby Rose, an intern at Future Industries, who's also been tied to Lena Luthor.

Picture here, framed to look like Asami is necking Ruby.

Who's next? Lock away your daughters and hide your wives!

Speaking of unspeakable acts of debauchery, log onto my new website for exclusive video of the estranged daughter of shipping magnate Karthik Rana engaged in acts illegal in thirty-three states! I'm sure Isabela had a fantastic time.

Happy New Year everyone!

I just have a short couple of updates on this lovely day, as I've been doing some holiday digging through all that snow just to find the dirt to bring to you!

I have exclusive video of two so-called rivals making things rather steamy in a car.

Video of Asami and Lena that's actually from months ago

I wonder what that means for stock prices. Or would this be considered unfair cooperation? But all is not well in the tech industry. Over the summer there was a little falling out, as some hussy got in the way.

Picture of Asami with Korra manipulated to look like they're kissing

And yet, our erstwhile lovers seem to have mended fences.

Or have they?

Once again, folks, I have exclusive images of Lena Luthor with just the latest in a long line of conquests.

Images of Lena with both Elsa and Emma Frost, one of which is just well framed but the second is photoshopped heads on entirely wrong bodies

This time it's with a small time reporter wannabe named Kara Danvers.

Another image implying a kiss but not manipulated, just well framed

Though that makes me wonder? Who conquered who? Is Future Industries attempting a "hostile take-over" of L-Corp, or is Lena Luthor's slutty, slutty ways luring the Sato CEO into her evil clutches?

Tune in next week, when we reveal the father of Alice Liddell's illicit baby!

Ta!

Well well, it has been such a long time, hasn’t it folks? Rest assured, my probation is finally over and I’ve returned to grace you all with all the latest gossip.

And this time I’ll expose the alien conspiracy that has plagued Orange County-

Olympic Medalist Pyrrha Nikos arrived in the OC recently. While she claims to be in the country to train up from an injury, my sources say she’s engaged in a torrid love affair with an older woman, our very own proprietor of ancient relics, Diana Prince.

And who was the man seen giving tongue to singer Michael Glass in the snow? I’m still fanning myself, these exclusive pictures are hot enough to melt that snow!

Speaking of illicit affairs. Rising star Alice Liddell has been seen in the company of quite a collection of older men. Methinks someone has some daddy issues!

Ten blurry photos of Alice with various men, some of whom she was only tangentially near and one of which is actually her father. One photo appears to be taken in a restaurant and very naughty things are happening, oh my!

But it gets even juicier than that! I’ve got eyes and ears all over the place, and dear readers, our tarnished star is pregnant!

A blurry video of Alice coming out of a clinic with Logan

So many questions! Will she keep the child? Who’s the daddy?

We’ll have the answers for you soon!

In the meantime, I’ll leave you with a few other questions to chew on.

Such as what exactly happened in an elevator between rival CEOs Lena Luther and Asami Sato, and what kind of 'mergers' they’ve been getting up to since then?

Rest assured, I will get to the bottom of that, too!

~Ta!

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It looks like Royston Graves might be up to his old tricks once again. Fresh off his latest romantic scandal, Grave, 35, star of Terminal Danger, was reported to be lying low somewhere in Orange County, but just before Christmas, the action star, was spotted at a restaurant at The Grove with a mystery blond. Unfortunately very little is known about the man he was seen hand in hand with, but they appeared quite close as they tried to evade paparazzi while leaving the Whisper Restaurant and Lounge. The couple eventually slipped inside a nearby store to, presumably, wait out the nosey paparazzi and it’s reported that they left out a back door.

No word on the identity of Royston’s companion, but from the looks of it he can’t be much older than the actor’s last fling, confirming that he likes his men young.

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It's a pleasure to be back, dear viewers, after a long vacation to an undisclosed government location thanks to my fearless reporting. There's been a lot of juicy stories I've missed.

Sources close to socialite Kate Kane have told me that she and local weather guru Elsa have become engaged! Congratulations to the happy couple!

They aren't the only ones. Singer/songwriter Luthien Tinuviel was spirited away for a private wedding to her long-time partner, Elphaba. About time, if I do say so myself!

I've already reported on the sad state of affairs for a local congressman (my first story in quite some time), and tongues are wagging over Palvano CEO Mara Tamsin's carnal hunger for her young intern (more on that later), but there's another story I've been sitting on and I'm ready to share with the world!
( LeBeau- Maniac Behind The Wheel, or Just Distracted? )
( Frost Not So Chilly After All )
( Who's The Baby Daddy? )
( ”Predator?” )

Well known and beloved former California State Congressman, [Name], was found dead in his home Tuesday morning. Officials say that the call came in at 4:45am from his campaign aid who was on site working with the Congressman on his upcoming campaign. Paramedics arrived on site within ten minutes, and he was pronounced dead in his home. Preliminary reports point to the death being ruled natural causes. It was common knowledge that the Old Man had a heart condition. The Congressman's wife, Effie Trinket, was away on a retreat at the time of the call, and has been unavailable for comment.

Of course, the campaign aid who called 911 in the case was barely legal, and alone in his house with the Congressman while his wife was away. First responders on the scene found her wearing nothing but one of his bath robes, and the Congressman himself was also naked in his bed, pitching a tent, covered only by a sheet.

This humble reporter has her own ideas about what the campaign aid was doing at the Congressman's house at such an ungodly hour. When the cat's away, the mice will play. Now we wait to hear a statement from the Congressman's young and beautiful wife about why an even younger and more beautiful woman was found in his bed on the day of his death.

In todays tabloids there are pictures of Palvano CEO Mara Tamsin at one of the most exclusive restaurants in Los Angeles with a young intern. Accompanying stories have frequent usage of the words 'cougar' and 'predator.'

I warned you about the robots, I warned you all about the aliens but no one listened. You all laughed, but I never lie!

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It has come to my attention that the Pride leader of the newly transplanted Lannister family has recently been seen visiting the home of an unknown woman. For anyone not in the know, Tywin Lannister, head of Lannister Corporation, has been a widower ever since his wife died some years ago and until now has, seemingly, been married to his work. Exactly who is this mystery woman? I wish I knew, because I’d love to ask her how she managed to snare such a prickly pear and why. Whoever can put up with Tywin Lannister is a stronger woman than I.

( New Meat on the Market! )

( Local Heiress Disgraced! )

Hello Readers and welcome to lovely new gossip! We strive to bring you only the best, and the most credible news of all, and for tonight, we've got some lovely tidbits to share with you!

( Hard Times For Seiya! )

( Hidden Secrets, Hidden Lies )


( Claws Sink Into Ollie! )

( Haruka Abandons Michiru For New Fling )

( Burning Mandala's Scorching New Scandal! )

((If anyone wants anything added, please let Sar know and it can be popped into this post. Josie, I have a outting Valjean piece but I wasn't sure, plotwise how you'd like people to find out so...))

Spooky encounters with ghosts? Whom's hooking up with whom? The latest Scandals, coming this weekend, only from Rita Skeeter!

And for the first time ever, we're opening up the inbox! Do you have a story about an encounter or experience with something creepy? Please, send it in!

Good evening, folks! We have a slew of new stories today, as well as a particularly sad one. From Lingerie Orgies to reclusive playrights, to robots, we have it all today!

( Domestic Violence Ruins Ballet Career! )
( Bodyguard nabs model )
( Vigilante News )
( Pepper Potts Pregnant, Tony Stark Proposes )
( Black Family Scandal? )
( Pinkie Pie caught in affairs! )
( Thor gets around )
( Lingerie Orgy! )
( Zevran Zevran Zevran... )
( MMA artist gone gay! )
( Mysterious? )
( Robot Rampage )
( Murderer escapes! )
( Breaking Tragedy )

Rita Skeeter Special Edition!


( We are not alone! )

( Haruka plays doctor! Michiru does Miami! )
( Night Club Owner Attempted Suicide! )
( Pansy Malfoy Leaves with man! )
( Tony the Terrorist )
( Nighthawk presumed dead! )
( Pinkie Pie Elopes! )

Who has Haruka Tenoh been seeing on the side? We'll have the story this weekend, dear readers!

Lets just say he's been playing doctor.

Welcome once again to the Weekend Edition, dear readers! There might actually be some truth in this update!

( More UFOs! )
( Kasumi's Grief )
( Pinkie Pie further along than previously noted! )
( Vigilante update! )
( The Naughty Professor Strikes Again! )
( Burning Mandala is a complete failure! )
( Haruka Tenoh involved in cheating scandal, and it's not what you think! )
( The Black Widow! Again! )
( Mai really gets around )
( Trouble in Paradise? )
( Tony Stark's Birthday Party )
( Kirk's Lover Revealed! )
( Alleria's Mysterious Lover! )
( Wealthy philanthropist postpones wedding! Seawench homewrecker! )
( Have faith! )

I have some juicy photos of your daughter and her famous friend.

What can you offer me to make them disappear?

Thank you for your donations.

( Tony Stark Comes In Second! )
( The continuing Journey of Jim Kirk's sexual deviancy. )
( The Disney Curse affects Ginny Weasley! )
( Arrow of Sluts Threesome with Hawke )
( Diplomat's daughter gone wild! )
( The Black Widow Weaves a Web! )
( Sansa Stark seen doing coke with local girl )
( Finnick Odair Loses it! )
( Barbara Gordon in disgrace! )
( Vigilantes on the loose! )
( Porn is as Porn does! )
( Double-date of doom! )
( Baby on board! )
( UFO spotted! )
( Peetupdate )

The trial of former Harper Enterprises employee Daenerys Targaryen came to an end today after a week long case was made. Daenerys was charged with arson and voluntary manslaughter after her home burnt down with her brother inside. She pleaded not guilty by reason of temporary insanity and claimed self defense in the murder of one Viserys Targaryen. The jury is out and Daenerys was found not guilty, but has been ordered to state mandated mental health help.

Welcome to the Weekend Edition! We've got a full plate tonight, folks, and it's all juicy!

On a personal note, a very nasty man threatened me this week. I know who your employers are, sir, and I will be pursuing this to the highest degree of law! I never even did anything to company, I hardly deserve such threats!


( Hero? Or MENACE? )
( Cyber terrorism! )
( Arrow of Truth and Lies! )
( Blood Diamond Queen strikes again! Domestic Abuse? )
( Wayne Coverup )
( Azula's Secret Life )
( Further Fire Nation Shenanigans )
( Tony Stark's Reckless Stunts )
( Erotic Artist Seducing Teenagers )
( Emma Returns to the Hunt )
( Moon man likes smart men and ballerinas. )
( Romance Author linked to Comedy Club owner )
( It's love! )
( Shame on House Black! )
( Religious Zealot is a slut )
( Black Widow bites again! )

Coming up on the Weekend Edition! Sisterly scandals, Wayne coverup and a cougar on the prowl. We'll also have the latest on the Black Ministries situation! Stay tuned!

( Falling out at Wayne Enterprises! )
( Weasley engaged in passionate affair and Romanoff spotted with nightclub owner )
( Oliver Queen's Blood Diamonds and Sex tape! )
( The man in the moon and his latest conquests )
( Racer found wearing skirt )
( The naughty professor )
( The mysterious disappearance of Mai and deprevations of socialite Azula )
( Stark Industries green with envy )
( Cerberus operative arraigned for murder )
( Girl on fire )

Good evening dear readers! We have a spectacular series of stories for this AM. As a teaser, what do the colors green and red have to do with anything, and just who was caught cross dressing? What's the latest sex tape scandal and who was indecent in a hot tub? Who's being beaten and who's burning up?

Find out, in just a few hours!

Peeta Mellark has found love!

The gold medalist swimmer was recently seen in the company of a pretty young woman. Has young love sprouted for Mr. Mellark and his nameless paramour? Do we hear wedding bells in the future?

You decide!

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With the lack of activity from the mysterious caped figure that was terrorizing the streets several weeks ago, we thought things might have been safe again. Alas, that is not the case. Another vigilante has taken his place, stomping the constitutional rights of our county's citizens.

Our theory? Murder. This "Nighthawk" murdered the previous man, so as not to have competition on his turf!

And just what happened to that mysterious woman in London during the Olympics?

Murder. And the proof will be forthcoming!

Things have picked up on the Natasha Romanoff front, as our photographer appeared to capture a picture of her in a heated embrace with her red-headed co-star, Sansa Stark.

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But wait! It's well known that Sansa was not on set that day, and our photographer investigated further. The other woman appears to be Miss Leliana, Romanoff's assistant. Clearly, for Miss Romanoff, being her assistant also means being her whore.

What have you sunken to, Miss Romanoff? And does Ms. Stark need to watch her pretty rear end?

Once again our justice system proves it's a travesty, bought and paid for by men like Tony Stark. Obadiah Stane was railroaded, and yet where was Mr. Stark? Hiding, because he knows what he did was wrong and injust!

How does it feel, Mr. Stark, to be hiding in some spider-hole like a terrorist, pissing into bottles?

We have an exclusive photo of the state of Mr. Stark, just below the fold.

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A video is storming youtube, with tens of thousands of hits! The subject? Actress Alleria Windrunner and her kiss rape of an unsuspecting patron at a coffee shop!

I've done some digging, dear readers, and it seems like there might be a past between these two star crossed lovers. My proof beneath the fold!

( now with pictures! )

On-going affair between American Gold Medalist Jubilation Lee, (who cemented the hearts and admiration of the public in London earlier this month when cinching the gold medal with a stellar performance on the uneven bars despite a previous severe injury while competing in the individual vault finals) and notorious playboy Oliver Queen, continues to develop, as sources have reported sightings of a certain piece of jewelry lovingly nestled in a familiar green velvet box earlier this week.

( read on for the details! )


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@nothingbutthetruth: Exclusive! @therealromanoff on flight 2 romantic getaway w/new co-star Sansa Stark!
@nothingbutthetruth: Inside sources - private cabin mile high club
@nothingbutthetruth: Inside sources - sneaking off 4 romantic interludes during shooting
@nothingbutthetruth: Inside sources - exclusive photos! http://twitpic.com/241thr
@nothingbutthetruth: Inside sources - Stark seen with hand on Romanoff's rear!
@nothingbutthetruth: Further thoughts at my blog. http://skeetertalks.blogspot.com

( Aliens in Malibu? )

Scandals!


( Pregnancy! )

( Threesomes! )

( Olympic Scandal! )

( Ambassador's Daughter Slumming it! )

( Breaking NSFW News! )

DRAMA! HORROR! VIOLENCE!

This past sunday as Tony Stark and his entourage were engaged in a melee brawl with a group of deviants. Police reported minor injuries, but Mr. Stark has proven once and for all what sort of person he is!

More beneath the fold!

( The Fold )

( Lesbian Deviancy! )

( Emma Frost, Slumming It! )

( The Irvine Company To Be Run By New Stark )

TONY STARK CAUSES SCENE AT CHARITY EVENT. Tony Stark, multibillionaire and unquestionable Orange County playboy was spotted at Winston Frost's charity event. In a very uncharacteristic move from Stark, the avid scotch drinker showed up to the event alone. Although later in the night when a romantic spat broke out between two women it is clear to see why. He spent the first part of the night with one Pepper Potts, Chief Executive Officer of the Children's Hospital of Orange County and attempted to change women when she left for the restroom. The new woman in Stark's life is none other than Winston Frost's daughter Emma Frost, the recently renounced daughter of the Frost fortune after a mental break caused her to abruptly quit her job. The fight that the women caused over Stark intterupted the charity event and all parties were removed by force. There was no monetary damage. NATASHA ROMANOFF'S SECRET LOVE AFFAIRS. YES, PLURAL. Love affairs are nothing new to Black Widow superstar Natasha Romanoff, but perhaps her choice in men is a bit lacking. She was seen off set in a seductive catsuit with a joe schmo named Clint Barton. Is this a sign that Romanoff might be getting a bit desperate in her later years? Sources also revealed that Natasha is seeing Tony Stark in her private time, a romance flaring after they both signed papers to be in a commercial together. Only time will tell if she's as good (or bad depending upon how you look at it) at juggling men as Tony Stark is with women. OLIVER QUEEN: IS HE GAY? In a shocking admission, Oliver Queen, former Olympian and two-time gold medalist, revealed to the general public that yes: he is gay. He is set to perform archery and provide free lessons at the upcoming Orange County Gay Pride Parade in which he will also be marching.

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