Communications

( Lo )

( Penelope )

>> So, um.
>> This isn't romantic at all.
>> But in the interest of expediency.
>> When you come back here.
>> You, um. Maybe you shouldn't leave.
>> If you don't want to.
>> You basically live here already, after all.

>> It's over
>> I'm safe, but banged up
>> Broke a few ribs & it hurts to breathe.
>> At hospital now being seen
>> I love you.

( Maia )

( Penelope )

>> Thought you might like to know
>> Da's up and around again
>> He wants to come to Los Angeles next month
>> Check in on the company
>> Take us to dinner

( [Message to all Stark Employees] )
( [Messages to Jarvis] )
( [Messages to Pepper Potts] )
( [Messages to Kevin Flynn] )
( [Messages to David Weyland] )

( Lo )

( Penelope )

[A bouquet of daisies is delivered to Garcia's office, with a card]

Happy Valentines, from your mate,
~ Q

>> Qanstantine sails officially
>> I thought you might like to know

>> have you known the whole time
>> or did you figure it out somewhere in the middle?

[Identical text sent to Padmé, Gwen, and Penelope]
>> Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi.
>> You're my only hope.


[Delayed text to Padmé]]
>> Uh.
>> Sorry you might not have found that funny.

>> BAST.
>> I HAVE TO TELL YOU A THING.

To: Deryn, Sam Winchester, Lucifer Morningstar, Scud, John Constantine, Garcia, Gale Hawthorne, Damon Salvatore, & Gabriel

>> New Year's party at mine and Cas'
>> Gabe and Deryn are bringing pies.
>> Bring your own damn booze
>> +1s welcome
>> We'll be in the basement mostly
>> Angel taxi available if you get too drunk to drive
>> Crash space available if you think air angel is gonna make you puke
>> [address]

>> God help us if I become the man in my dreams.

( Penelope )

( Lo )

>> So I went shopping.
>> Wanna see what I got?

( PM to Marian Hawke )

( PM to Penelope Garcia )

>> I kind of want to get you a present.
>> Only problem is, it's alive.

>> We have to trade.
>> I do not like roller skates.

>> I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
>> IT'S OFFICIAL

>> I bought way too much Pocky.
>> I think you should have some.

>> Hello.

>> I did a thing.

( Language, Innuendo, drunk!dean )

>> Please stay safe.
>> Please, please please.

>> Hey, Pen
>> Don't hate me
>> Please?

( cut for image. )

>> thought I ought to let you know
>> I agreed to do a charity date auction ... thing
>> just one night
>> probably with an awkward old lady
>> still, didn't want you to get the wrong idea

>> I got it!
>> From my dreams!
>> The most beautiful recurve longbow!
>> It was standing against my wardrobe closet this morning!
>> First bloody good thing the dreams have given me.
>> In case you can't tell, I'm thrilled.

>> It is officially my birthday
>> never mind which one
>> tonight want to go out?
>> and have many shots?

>> So, I owe you pie.

>> So Dean
>> I was cleaning off an old hard drive
>> and deleting and moving some films
>> do you know anyone named
>> Bruce Van Halen?

>> ;;SALKDJG;LSKDJAS;DLKJF
>> I HAVE A DATE

>>Gonna need you to sign a thing for me at some point this week.
>>You good for that?

( Cut for images and probable innuendo )

[To Dean]
>> ur pretty
>> and a good friend.
>> gonna pet you

[To Sebastian]
>> have i told u thtur hot
>> i ,3 you
>> <3
>> dammit

[To Hermione]
>> told my bff luv hm

>> So sorry, know it's late
>> Need a big favour
>> Check British newspaper archives for yesterday/today?
>> Need to make sure my family is well.
>> Can't tell if it was a dream or real. (not sent)

>> Tell me not to put all of that bitch's
>> private information on her website
>> because for serious
>> she doesn't need so many selfies of her
>> boob job
>> the hussy

>> you okay, boo?

My dear lady. Is it true that your boyfriend is on the outs with his Russian supermodel?

[Link to an article detailing Yelena Spiridonova being seen with another man on her shoot in Vladivostok]

Did you expect to receive any flowers today, lass? Because a vase of them got delivered to my office just now by mistake.

>> Hey, boo, you doing okay?
>> Just thought I'd ask.

>> I may have done something stupid.
>> and by stupid I mean I need to drink all the beer.
>> ALL OF IT.

Please, if you wouldn't mind, could you contact me at [number] as soon as possible? It's a bit of a work-related emergency. I may need your expertise on a computer issue.