Communications

[Drunk Text to Mikaelson Family, including Hayley and Hope]

>>you said...
>>you szaid whatever ii puwt nmy pvenis in
>>is miane

[Private - Hope Mikaelson]

>> I was hoping that you'd allow me to take you out to lunch one day this week.

[Private - Elena Gilbert]

>> Are you free for dinner on Thursday?

>> Do we have any plans for Thanksgiving?

>> All the pieces to go up for the new exhibit are in the back, just need your approval.
>> You have a phone appoint at ten, if you aren't in the office, I will patch it to your cell.
>> Everything is good.

>> Kol or Klaus, would you’re be free to keep watch over Hope?
>> I have a romantic getaway scheduled with Hayley.
>> I want to be sure my home isn’t destroyed by a high school party.

>> How is everyone faring amidst the latest madness to descend upon the OC?

>> So, about that coffee...
>> Are you free tomorrow maybe?
>> I’ve been having more dreams.

>> I have a daughter.
>> Elijah is dating the mother of my daughter.
>> Do you know how far Elijah has progressed in his dreams?

>> This is going to sound weird but...
>> Do you have dreams?
>> About New Orleans?

>> I know this is late notice.
>> Do you have plans this evening?

>> I received an alert from the security company.
>> Our alarm is going off.
>> I am heading over there now.

[Mass Text to All Mikaelsons and their SOs]

>>Fuck.
>>Shit shit fuck fuck shit.
>>SOS
>>SOS

[Damon]

>>FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>SHIT DAMNIT FUCK

>> Against my better judgement, I introduce Hayley to Mother and Father.
>> If you receive any texts or calls bemoaning my absolute failure as a son you know why.
>> There may also be a few phrases regarding the utter insuitability of my choice of girlfriend,

( [Private to Elena Gilbert] )

( [Private to Mikaelson Family] )

>> David is set up to come in the morning.
>> I have the new pieces up and ready to be moved on the floor tonight.

>> Is everyone feeling themselves?
>> It seems this place is up to it's old tricks again.

[Mass Text to Siblings]

>>Mom texted me in hysterics saying she and dad had had it up to here with my selfishness and demanded to see their granddaughter
>>I pointed out I didn't owe them shit because they were abusive narcissists our entire life
>>Mom said I was over exaggerating and that she and dad did everything for us.
>>So I might have called her and dad idiots and hung up,
>>If you get blasted with calls, my bad

[Private to Faith Lehane]

>> It is unfortunate that we had to temporarily close the art gallery.
>> Do not worry. I will ensure that you are still compensated during the closure.

[Private to Elena Gilbert]

>> How are you fairing through everything?

Well, it looks like I'm needed in Burundi at the moment so I'll be flying out tomorrow night. I can't say how long it will be but hopefully no longer than a week and a half. Try not to have any emergencies while I'm gone.

>> Niklaus, might you be free for me to stop by Soleil et Lune Saturday morning?
>> I’m looking for a present.

>> Happy New Year.
>> I hope you took some time to relax over the holidays.

Okay, everybody check in. It looks like Orange County is being Orange County.

>> It's Hayley, I got your number from Elijah
>> We should talk

( Group texts to the Mikaelsons )

( Texts to Jeremy Gilbert )

>> Should we do something for the Fourth of July?
>> Mikael and Esther are having their annual party as usual and I assume none of you are attending that.
>> So perhaps we should do our own thing once again.

( Texts to Elijah Mikaelson )

>> I honestly don't blame Marcel and Hayley for leaving Kol and I chained to the staircases for Niklaus and Elijah.
>> I would have done the same in their shoes.

( Texts to Freya Mikaelson )

[Sent Friday Morning]

>> I appear to be having a bit of a problem.
>> Contrary to what I thought, my dreams aren't exactly over.
>> And my reflection doesn't seem to be my own anymore.

[Texts to siblings and Damon]

>>Being tethered to Freya is surreal as hell
>>And awkward
>>But it could be worse

( Texts to Freya Mikaelson )

( Texts to Tyler Lockwood )

[Texts to Tyler]
>> I need to see you in my office
>> As soon as possible

( Texts to Tyler Lockwood )

>> Not that I blame anyone for not telling me, but...
>> Was anyone going to tell me that I was killed by a teenager?
>> Even if part of me did want to die there, I have to admit, that was incredibly embarrassing.

[Mass Text to siblings]

>>Are we doing anything for Thanksgiving? Or are we waiting until our trip in December for our massive celebration?
>>Need to know ahead of time if we are ditching mom and dad for turkey day this year.

[Damon]

>>They included me.
>>In Always and Forever.
>>They made that vow here.

>>Also, we are going to be gone on a family trip from mid-December until after New Years
>>You and Enzo will be alright without me?

So with it suddenly being November, do we want to do Thanksgiving dinner together?

>> I was considering a family Christmas in Europe.
>> A continent away from our dear parents.
>> Does anyone else share my interest or was the suggestion a complete folly?

[Text to Damon and Nik]

>>Please tell me you two are back to normal now. Please.

So it's probably a sign of the apocalypse or something, but Evie's managed to talk me into a vacation and we'll be leaving this Sunday and won't be back until the 30th.

If you have requests from Paris, Milan, Prague or New York, let me know.

( Texts to Freya Mikaelson )

( Texts to Tyler Lockwood )

You may wish to look for better help at your gallery, Brother.

( Texts to Jessica Jones )

( Texts to Elijah Mikaelson )

( Texts to Elena Gilbert )

>> I got a gift the other night.
>> One of the daggers from our dream world.
>> It was in my chest.
>> I was lucky that Freya was staying over.

[Texts to Caroline Forbes]
>> Hey, Care.
>> Just wanted to check in on you.
>> How're you doing?


[Texts to Klaus Mikaelson]
>> How're things going at the gallery?
>> I bet you've got tons of people wanting to buy your stuff.

[DM to the Mikaelson brothers]

I'm Evie Frye, and I don't know if Freya's mentioned me at all, but I'm her girlfriend. I didn't want our first contact to be like this, but Freya woke up poisoned this morning, something from her dreams. She put herself into a coma and I'm taking her back to the place she and Niklaus share. She gave me a list of ingredients for the antidote, which I will go collect once Freya is safe.


[Texts to Klaus]

>> This is Evie
>> Freya woke up poisoned this morning
>> Something from her dreams and she put herself into a coma
>> She gave me a list of ingredients for the antidote
>> Are you home so I can bring her there?

[Sent Earlier Tuesday]

>> First of all, Freya is fine.
>> However, she had a dream last night while she was at my place.
>> She almost bled out as a result of said dream.
>> I gave her my blood to save her.
>> She didn't tell me what it was about, but it obviously wasn't good.

[Sent very early in the morning Thursday morning]

>> I think I killed someone.
>> No, I know I killed someone.

You two wouldn't happen to know why Esther showed up at my work today demanding to know if I had seen Dahlia and said something to her so that she never showed up for the holidays, would you?