Loki has an iPhone. (Sorry, Stark.) Instead of starting a new text conversation, he simply replied to an old one. (It was early. He was hung over.) Unfortunately, what he assumes is a text to a work buddy (Mr. 'My Wingman is a Puppet') is instead a PM back to the people who commented on the mistext/Valarnet fiasco of the prior week. Alice, Luna, Navi, Oliver Queen, and Tony Stark: you have messages waiting. Oops.I am too hungover for a ten am call.
And I'm far far too hungover to feign enthusiasm for songs about sharing.
(It's caring, you know~)
Trade places with me? I'll wear the monster costume and you can put on the armor and tailcoat.