Communications

[Text to Leandra Hawke]

>> Mother? It's Marian.
>> Just needed wanted to see how you were doing.
>> Love you.

[Text to Bethany Hawke]

>> Hey kiddo.
>> Just wanted to say I love you.

[Text to Carver Hawke]

>> You're an idiot.
>> And I love you.
>> Well, most the time.

I'm still looking for a suitable place for myself and my husband to move into, but I'm interested in coming out by myself first, in order to search.

Would you be interested in a renter while I do so? Just me, of course.

I think I've found a place to stay out there. I have a flight tonight to take a look at it personally. Any of you are welcome to join me.

[Txt to Emma Frost]

>> No srsly those corsets
>> Do you use tape?


[Txt to Xi'an]

>> I miss you...!
>> [boobs.jpg]
>> They miss you too!

[Txt to Scotty]

>> Id like you to meet Jubilee!
>> [Jubilee_Mooning.jpg]
>> See her big smile!

[Txt to Obi-wan]

>> Did you and ani do it?
>> I mean who's top?

[Txt to Tony]

>> okay okay how many penises were in Little Mermaid?

[Txt to Tali]

>> I don't recmend playing the shots game when watching twilight.

[Txt to Jean]

>> Hwo do you get yr hair so pretty?

[Randomly mass Txts to Random Numbers]

>> Hi who wnats to play the shots game?
>> Turn on channel 15. S' Lotr trilogy
>> Drink when smone drinks anything. a Hobbit, drink twice if it's Gimli, three times.
>> If Gimli belches afterward, drink the whole bottle
>> Somne eats anything if a Hobbit, twice.
>> hobbit talks about food.
>> Frodo says "Oh, Sam!"
>> Aragorn and Boromir have an argument.
>> Someone looks all mopey and angst-ridden. If it's Frodo, drink again.
>> A Black Rider appears.
>> We see someone's filthy, chewed-up fingernails.
>> Someone sings a song.
>> You can tell the camera was mounted on a helicopter.
>> Someone draws a sword.
>> Pippin acts like an idiot.
>> Legolas looks fabulous.
>> Frodo's eyes roll back into his head.
>> Gollum hacks up a "gollum! gollum!"
>> Someone or something is called "precious."
>> Someone consults a map.
>> You speak along with the dialogue.