Communications

[Text to Elena and Ali]

>> Spa night at my house Friday at 7pm.
>> You can come before but the ladies I've hired will be here at 7


[Side text to Elena]

>> Ali dreams are so fucked up.
>> I'm doing my good deed for the year.
>> Don't make a big deal about it.


[Text to Jeremy]

>> I'm stealing Ali on Friday night for some girl time.
>> Baby pictures might get shown. JSYK!

[Texts to Katherine, Elena, and Jeremy]

>>What are we doing for Thanksgiving this year, and who is cooking?

[Thomas]

>>Do you want to come over for Thanksgiving?

>> Are you two playing hero on Thanksgiving?
>> Or can we have a dinner like normal family do
>> I'll host if so.
>> you can being your SOs as well, if they want to come. I mean Alice not Klaus

[Jeremy]

>> It's time to get her back.



[Enzo]

>> I will be home late tonight, going to try and get Elena to flip her switch.
>> Also I've been in touch with Sam, thoughts of me buying the bar from him?

[Kat/Enzo]

>>Couples costume this year??


[Damon]

>>We need to get back to discussing buying the club in New York, preferably Times Square Area
>>We also need to discuss making Thomas an official partner.
>>And lastly, start planning out Halloween events.

[Enzo]

>> Going into town, run some errands.


[Elena]

>> Drinks tonight!


[Jeremy]

>> No one is dead yet.

( Texts to Elena Gilbert and Katherine Pierce )

>> As my maid of honor you have a few things you need to do.
>> We need to find you the ugliest dress ever.
>> Find me the dreamiest dress ever
>> A party has to be thrown in honor of me.
>> and it all needs to happen before the 31st cause
>> that's the day we are getting matched.
>> Can you handle that, Doctor?

[Texts to Katherine Gilbert]
>> Are you insane?
>> Since when have you even been dating Enzo?

[Texts to Elena Gilbert]
>> Is she insane?

[Texts to Alice Bell]
>>My sister went and got married last night.

>> So I'm waiting on Enzo.
>> Are we not going to talk about blondie screaming the other night?

>> FYI, I’m ordering pizza tonight.
>> SInce we have a house guest.

Humor me...you’re both okay, right? I’m trying to shake off some dreams. Damon was compelled to kill Jeremy and by the end of the night, Jeremy had killed Kol in the kitchen.

[Texts to Katherine]

>>Do you want to come over tonight?
>>We can have some more...fun.

>> have you been in my closet while I'm at work?
>> I want my boots back!

>> So I know we aren’t religious or anything and we’re grown-ups but...
>> Easter is 2 weeks away.
>> Are we doing baskets or is everyone on their own for candy?

>> Whoever is cooking.
>> I want some.
>> Start the coffee and I'll be done.

[Elena Gilbert]

>>FYI it hasn't slipped my mind
>>how was your date?


[Jeremy Gilbert]

>> Just wanted to check in.
>> K&J time soon?

( Text to Peter )

>> Need a lunch break?

>> So there's a scorch mark on the backsplash of the stove
>> It's fine
>> Fire was tiny.

>> Want to be doing me after work?

>> Guess who I just dreamed of!

LET ME IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!

THAT HURT LIKE HELL!

>> Hey boss, I hate to do this.
>> Need to call in tonight.
>> I woke up with a bad case of being in my third trimester of pregnancy
>> pic

>> I'm stealing borrowing your red shirt.
>> and some makeup.
>> I'll replace the makeup in the morning after work.

Are we doing anything family-related for Fourth of July? Maybe cook-out?

[Gilbest Clan]

>> Headed to the store, you two need anything?


[Peter]

>> Let's get it on?

I know you're busy and has school shit.

But do you think, we can hang?

>>Think someone can come pick up my broke ass from the airport?
>>I'm tired, stinky, and want taco-bell.

>> Littlest Gilbert
>> I'm in Prague for the week - fashion things, getting paid to be someone's doll
>> I'll come back with a souvenir for you

>> Have you visited Elena the snowflake yet?

( voicemail left for qrow )

( texts to katherine )

( texts to dan )

( texts to hank )

( texts to cindyrella )

( Texts to Katherine )

( Texts to Ezio )

>> Any plans for the Fourth?
>> Think of me as I lie here with jabbing ligament pain and constipation

>> But I learned each baby is the size of a kumquat now
>> Yes, each baby
>> Found out I'm having twins, surprise

>> Hey, Kat
>> Haven't heard from you in awhile.
>> How's it going?

( Text to Katherine )

( texts to katherine )


( texts to bubbles )

( texts to elijah )

( texts to stefan )

( texts to cindyrella )

[Texts to Katherine Gilbert]
>> Hey, how's it going?
>> I meant to talk to you sooner, but with all the crazy shit that has been happening recently, I didn't have a chance.
>> You make it through everything alright?

( texts to hank )

( identical texts to elijah, stefan, & damon )

( Texts to Ezio )

( Texts to Katherine )

( sent to katherine's hotel room slash mini-suite )

( PM to Caroline's bridesmaids )

( Text to Katherine )

( texts to cindy vakarian )

( texts to caroline forbes )

( Texts to Rebekah )

( Texts to Katherine )

( pm to ezio, a la network )

( texts to jeremy gilbert )

( Texts to Katherine )

>> Take a look at my latest fashion accessory
>> [selfie.jpg]
>> Several people I know are tweeting things in his general direction
>> Maybe if we distract him on Twitter he'll be too distracted to destroy us all

( texts to elijah )

( texts to jeremy )

>> Hey, how's it going?
>> I was wondering if you might want to help me.
>> I've been trying to decide on something to do for Myrcella for Valentine's Day.
>> You know besides just dinner or something.
>> Any ideas?