Communications

( Delivery to Sherlock Holmes )

>> Your friend Sherlock is... interesting.
>> Did you really tell him to be nice to me?

John Watson?
I need to speak with you.
-S.H.

( Delivered to Amy Pond. )

[Text Message to Jim Kirk]
>> You're back to normal, right?
>> Everything's fine?
>> Joanna's been asking for you.
>> Poker? Friday? My place?

[Identical Text Messages to James Wilson and John Watson]
>> I've been told by a very pushy eleven year old who lives in my apartment, that I don't have enough friends.
>> I disagree with her, but it's hard to persuade her when she's on these weird kicks.
>> So, I need to show her that I have a social life.
>> Poker? Friday? My place?

>> You're taking me out to dinner tonight.
>> I don't care if it's a school night.
>> ...and past dinner time.
>> You're taking me out for drinks tonight.
>> I don't care if it's a school night.

>> Not planning another trip home for Christmas.
>> You've got me to yourself for the holiday.
>> Plans?

[Text Messages to John Watson]
>> Thanksgiving, yeah?
>> That's a thing.
>> I like cranberry sauce.
>> Hint hint.

( [Texts to Lo] )

( [Text to John Watson] )

>> I know you've got the day off.
>> So do I.
>> We're getting tea like proper blokes
>> And I'm stressed enough where no isn't an option.

[Identical Texts to Watson and Wilson]
>> Are you dressing for Halloween?
>> My surgeons are all trying to convince me to.
>> Not exactly professional, is it?

>> Working a bit late tonight.
>> You okay?

[Text Messages to Lo]
>> It's not just my email. I've been getting phone calls.
>> Give me good news, hmm?

[Text Messages to John Watson]
>> I'm becoming paranoid.
>> Tell me you have wine.

[Phone call to John Watson]

...Ring Ring.

>> Alright, Pond.
>> Our last trip was a swell time. You know.
>> So I was thinking
>> maybe we should plan a proper holiday.

( [Text Message to John Watson] )

[Text Messages to Fleur]
>> Watching Up. Burst into tears.
>> This is normal, right?

[Text Messages to John Watson]
>> I need you to come over.
>> Actually, I just need your shoulder.

>> How's all that strenuous model work going today?

( [Text Message to John Watson] )

>> You.
>> Supermodel.
>> Dinner tonight?
>> My place?

>> I don't know what you possibly said.
>> But it worked like some sort of miracle magic.
>> I owe you, mate.

( [Text Messages to John Watson] )

( [Text Messages to Fleur Delacour] )
( [Text Messages to James Wilson] )
( [Text Messages to Mako] )
( [Text Messages to John Watson] )
( [Text Messages to Lo] )

( [Text Message to John Watson] )

>> Condo hunting.
>> Have three appointments on Wednesday.
>> Come along?

>> Oi, Doctor!
>> I've got a pain in my...
>> "Needs to go to Disneyland"
>> Should really get that checked out.
>> Or are you too old for Disneyland? What do you say?

Text to John Watson

>> People are idiots.
>> SH

Text to Molly Hooper

>> I will be at the morgue in twenty minutes.
>> SH

>> If you haven't already --
>> It is IMPERATIVE that you check out Bowie's new album.
>> Seriously.

>> We never got dinner the other night.
>> I feel cheated.

[Text to Molly Hooper]

>> Will you be working this evening?
>> I require access.

[Text to John Watson]

>> Tell me you will not be attending this stupid Disney party.

[Text to Mako]
>> Road trip time?

[Text to John Watson]
>> Don't stop believin'

[Text to Rory Williams]
>> I love you with every fiber of my being.
>> I knew you would save us.
>> Also, it's weird to have a daughter, but not.

>> Hey -- your girlfriend stopped by looking for you last night.
>> Had to take her to the hospital.
>> Unfortunately, due to quarantine, I can't leave now.
>> I'll make sure she's okay.

>> SH. Interested in the flat. Will stop by to inquire around lunch. If that's OK?

[Sherlock]
>> Memory's fuzzy
>> May have... believed I was you

[Sherlock]
>> Just found a fascinating streak of cigrette ash on the bus
>> SH

[Sam]
>> Sherlock has agreed to go
>> Would Lizzie be alright with that Chinese place you and I went to?
>> Tomorrow night?

[Sherlock]
>> Do you remember Samantha's friend Elizabeth?


[Lulu]
>> So, are you really designing a new line of underthings or is that just a rumor that's going around?

>> I'm feeling sorry for Elizabeth
>> I think she's getting lonely
>> Could explain her over-protectiveness too
>> So I have an idea... a double date
>> Can you convince Sherlock?
>> She seems fascinated by him for some reason

[Sherlock]
>> So, this burn on my hand...
>> It's looking more like a rash now
>> I've never seen anything like it

[Sam]
>> Sam, a friend of yours seems to think you and I need to talk
>> Your opinion as well?

[Phone Call to Lulu]
Ring, Ring

>>[Close up shots of breasts]
>>Here you go, princess ;D

[Sam]
>> Care for a drink?
>> There's been an interesting development

>> JOHN
>> JOHN QUICKLY
>> THE MOTORCYCLE

>> I'll have you know that Mrs. Hudson just asked me if you and I were going to the gala tonight

>> I've thought of something, concerning the ring.
>> What are the odds that Frodo is making all of this up? That there is no ring?

[Email to Sherlock Holmes]

Are you still looking for someone to share the flat on Baker Street?