Communications

» Hey.
» They gave me a phone for being on good behavior.
» I might just get out of here yet.

[Text to Shepard]

>> Think she's coming outta it finally.
>> Ain't out of the woods yet, but I finally feel like hoping isn't the stupidest thing I've ever done.

[Text to Kasumi]

>> Boys giving you any more trouble down there?

[Pretend these were sent last Thursday, not in the middle of an alien invasion. >.> Sorry.]

[Garrus]
>> Shep wants you for Guitar in our new band

[Raynor]
>> You re the hottest boss I've efver had
>> by a lot.

[Tony]
>> Hey you have muscles! Come strip for us.

[Liara]
>> [attached picture of Shepard flashing her boobs and grinning]
>> Shepard hsays hi.

>> Hey, gorgeous boss man.
>> What are the chances you can get somebody to cover for me on Friday?

>> Really *really* needed a night off.
>> Closed the bar for tonight, since Sundays are slow anyway.
>> Hope you don't mind. ♥

We need to meet and discuss your little assassin problem.

–Agent Hill

[Text to Wrex]
>> Are you awake? Please be awake.
>> Can you come to the bar? I know it's late

[Text to Jim Raynor]
>> You should think about getting some muscle for the bar until you're back

[Text to Shepard, a bit later]
>> Shepardd?

We have a mutual friend who tells me you're trustworthy as all hell, and that's good enough for me.

We've got a situation with a brainwashed CIA agent who is out of control. Shepard tells me the FBI has some agents who specialize in getting these sorts of folks back. And there's no question I want this one back. Let me know the help you need, Agent Hill. Appreciate it isn't a strong enough phrase, but I will owe you one if we can get her off the streets.

[Text to Maria Hill]

>> A mutual friend once told me you were good at solving problems.
>> And I got a hell of a problem. Name's Jim Raynor. Sarah's gone.

[Text to Kasumi Goto]

>> I'm leaving the bar in your hands for awhile. Got some stuff to sort out.
>> Gonna ask real politely do not burn it down.

>> Jimmy.
>> What's this I hear about you getting stabbed?
>> Who do I need to beat the piss out of?
>> Are you okay? Need anything?

>> Hope things are going well at the tavern.
>> Thought about offering to help out, but that's probably a bad idea.

To Garrus

>> Houses are ours.
>> Backgrounds checked out
>> Just need to get things signed in your name.
>> Should have a house party for the folks that helped us out. Miranda, Wrex and the FBI.

To Raynor

>> How is she?

To Wrex

>> Can I come back to work yet?

To Liara

>> [Image: Exceptionally_naughty.png]

>> Gonna need your help.
>> Got her.
>> No clue what to do with her, but got her.

>> Any word? Leads? Something?
>> I'm dying here, Shepard.

( To Liara )

( To Wrex )

( To Garrus )

( To Emma Frost )

( To Jack )

( To Nick Fury )

( Miranda Lawson )

( To Mordin Solus )

( To Kitty Pryde )

( Pete Wisdom )

( To Jim Raynor )