Communications

>> Lady.
>> What are we doing for Halloween?

[Text Messages to Fred Weasley]
>> How's the shop? Tell me everything.
>> Are people messing up my t-shirt wall? Please tell me it's still organized.

[Text Messages to George Weasley]
>> I'm DYINGGGG.
>> I Miss work. How insane is that?

Daddy's going to make dinner for a party for my birthday! We're having it on the first, so Tuesday, 10/1. If you can come, just let me know. Seven sound all right?

Just come to [address]. Don't worry about gifts for me, I'd be happy just to see everyone.

Text to Samandriel
>> I miss you.
>> are we okay?

Text to Hannibal
>> I think I need to talk to a therapist.
>> And I'm not being cheeky.

Identical Text to Fred and George Weasley
>> Boo.

The box arrives from a refrigerated truck and is packed with cold packs to keep the contents from melting. Inside the Weasley brothers will find not one, but two big chocolate eggs filled with baby chocolate dinosaurs.

Attached is a note that reads: "You said to send dinosaurs next time. - Canaan"

>> We have to hang out.
>> Like.
>> Now.

>> I can um.
>> Heal.
>> Things.
>> Me.

>> So how much do you want a fondue set for a wedding present?
>> And when's your bachelorette/IT'S ALL OVER SOON party?

>> We have jell-o with things in.
>> Come eat it with us!
>> Or or or we can bring it to you!

This box has been cold-packed to preserve freshness. The contents of it appear to be the sort of jello one would find at picnics, with the things floating in it. There is both a red one and a green one. Attached is a note:

Apologies on not making your barbecue, it sounds like it was quite an event. A previous engagement I had went badly, and I couldn't make it. I'm not sure you would have missed my company, but I thought you might miss the jello I promised to bring.

I thought I could at least send you some of that. I hope you enjoy it.

- Canaan

>> Have you managed to get the parentals to leave for the 4th?
>> We have a party to plan.

» Fourth of July...
» A second camping trip or a party?
» I am thinking it is about time we throw a party Weasley style.
» I will even pull some strings to get mum and dad to leave for the long weekend.
» Say yes?

[Identical Text Messages to Alice Ayres, Thor, Toph Bei Fong, Annie Sawyer, and Percy Weasley]
>> It's a girl.
>> I'm having a girl.

[Identical Text Messages to Abigail, Fred and George]
>> Having a girl. Celebratory Hot Chocolates on me.
>> Be at work in 30.

>> I won't be in today.
>> I know this is my first day and that looks terrible.
>> My wife went to the hospital last night, she's really hurt.

>> So I know I'm supposed to have bridesmaids
>> And I do have AJ for my Maid of Honor
>> But how would you feel about being my bridesbachelors?

>> Hey.
>> We've replaced you.

>> Please don't panic, but I'm at the hospital.
>> OB says I'm dehydrated, they've got me on IV Fluids.
>> I should be able to go home by dinnertime.

>> I'm engaged!
>> I'm sorry I haven't told you in person
>> But we should meet up soon
>> And I can show you my ring
>> And tell you all about it x

>> I'm going to need some time off in November.
>> Maternity Leave.

[Text to Fred Weasley]
>> So what's this I heard about a birthday coming up?

( Delivered to [address] in Anaheim with ATTN to Jon Snow )

TO: info@forthelulz.valar.net
FROM: lifeisacarnival@BolshoiCircus.ru


( Special order query )

[Text Messages to Jim Kirk]
>> Staying home from school today. Got to the coffee shop before I saw them. That's what I get for being so tired this morning.
>> Come stay home with me?

[Text Message to Harry Potter]
>> Can you stay home today? Just... stay home. Stay safe.

[Text to Percy Weasley]
>> You all right? I haven't heard from you since...

[Identical Texts to Fred and Ginny Weasley]
>> Stay home today, if you can.

[Text Messages to Fleur Delacour]
>> Someone's had a laugh last night.
>> You all right?

( Delivery for Big Mac )


( Delivery for Fred )


( Delivery for Remus )

>> I would like to pet your small dog, now.
>> Which is to say, it's been a while.
>> Let's have a coffee in the park. Bring the pooch.

>> Hola. Como estas?
>> Verity said you called the shop? the other day

[Text Message to Oliver Wood]
>> Won't be able to chat tonight. At least, not until late.
>> My dad came down to surprise me, and is crashing here so we can go to the airport together in the morning.
>> And he's feeding me wine.

[Text Message to Fred Weasley]
>> I forgot to tell you, a girl called for you today at the shop.
>> Gwen?
>> She sounds pretty.
>> What's the story there?
>> Also, I won't be back to work until Tuesday.
>> Cleared it with George.

It was strange enough when I was having dreams about an old fashioned police box and some guy calling himself 'The Doctor'. But now I've had dreams about two different people going by the same name. One was tall, thin, spoke a mile a minute, and has messy brown hair and a long, brown trench. The other one was thin, had a very close cropped haircut, spoke more like a Northerner, and preferred a black leather jacket. But both of them called themselves the Doctor. They were similiar in some ways, but very different in others.

Each dream is a little stranger than the previous one: London during The Blitz, the end of the universe, on a spaceship fighting robots called Daleks, Cardiff in an underground base called Torch something, and some kind of a futuristic space bar full of aliens. I've actually starting keeping notes because it can't just be a coincidence that so many people are dreaming about the same stuff... can it?

People that I've spoken to on the network (or who's names I've seen) are showing up in my dreams too:
Martha Jones
Gwen Cooper
Mickey Smith
Sarah Jane Smith
Rose Tyler
And always the Doctor.

I'm starting to wonder if I'm losing my mind, or if maybe I'm finally coming down with that sickness everyone else had.

>> I would like that jailbreak now.
>> Please and thank you.

I do not think I knew what living was until today.

Text to Ginny Weasley

>> Should have gotten you uglier bells.
>> Who is it? :( George and I want to kill him.
>> I mean meet him.

Text to Bill Weasley
>> That can't be true.
>> You just tell us when revenge needs to happen.

[Texts to Thor]
>> Did you see the Skeeter article?
>> Call me.
>> Please?

[Texts to Fred]
>> Will be in late to work tomorrow.
>> Have drinking to do.

Text to Tonks
>> Better be ready for your date!
>> Friday night, 7pm. [address]
>> Wear something red, so you're identifiable.



Text to Sam Winchester
>> Your friend signed you up for a date.
>> She's hot, don't worry.
>> Friday night, 7pm. [address]
>> Bring her a rose so she can find you. She'll be wearing red.

Text to Thor
>> Your date!
>> Friday night, 7pm. [address]
>> Bring her a rose so she can find you. She'll be wearing red.


Text to Link
>> Your date!
>> Friday night, 7pm. [address]
>> Bring her a rose so she can find you. She'll be wearing red.

>> I should have known
>> It's lovely and awesome
>> You always were my favourite brother

>> Hahahahahaha
>> Crying. I love it.
>> Successfully wooed. Do me now.

About an hour after his post complaining about not receiving flowers a 3 piece spanish band show up at the shop to serenade Fred and give him a red rose with a note from Tonks teasingly telling him to be careful what he wishes for.

Tonks had far too much time on her hands while watching her latest mark