Communications

( [Email to Fenris] )

( texts to lina )






( phone call to fenris, at his place of employment because he doesn't have a cell phone like every other person in the world )

[Celestia]
>>So.
>>Now that I have my phone back.
>>My psych had to go on leave because of an emergency in the family.
>>And my girlfriends little brother gave me your number.

[Fenris]
>>Yo!
>>Buddy!

>>Hey!
>>You!
>>Do you know that packers feel uncomfortable!
>>When you lay down for long periods of time.
>>Is that what having a real things feels like?

[Invitations sent to Merrill's friends, addressed to: Hawke, Isabela, Varric, Fenris, Zevran, Obi-Wan & Loras Kenobi, Barbara Gordon, Mr. Castiel, Billy Horrible]

You're invited!

Hosts: Mary and Sybil Crawley
Where: Baggins Home
When: Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 4pm

A note is enclosed: The parents-to-be have been distracted and forgot to register anywhere. Dad-to-be says gifts aren't necessary, but donations can be made to the Children's Hospital. Mum-to-be has no idea this is happening, and will be delighted just by you coming to see her.

>> Merrill's been taken.
>> I don't care if you don't remember her just yet, but trust me.
>> You're helping.

>> I made an appointment.
>> With a shrink.
>> I'm trying, okay?

>> Is today going to be another one of those days you avoid getting out of bed?
>> You can't avoid life forever, Hawke.

>>What size thong do you wear?
>>And do you want "Two step Watusi' or 'Diamonds are a girls best friend'?
>>And I need your headdress size.

[Text to Bethany Hawke]

>> I've known it the whole month but it's just sort of hitting me.
>> She won't be here this Christmas.

[Text to Fenris]

>> Could we stay in tonight? After closing?
>> I know I said yes to that after party but I just don't feel like going.

>> I really need to get out of here for awhile.
>> Come with me?

>> Darling!
>> How do you feel about going on a date?

>> I need your help.
>> Get a sledgehammer.

>> So that Stark Industries Gala thing.
>> Sure looks fun.
>> Yuuuuuuup.

*Ring, ring!*

( Text to Hawke and Varric )

( PM to Fenris )

edit; ( Text to Marian, Garrett, Carver, Varric, Aveline and Fenris )

[Text to Rose Tyler]

>> We found her. Last night. Bethy got attacked and is at the hospital.

[Text to Merrill]

>> Could you come to the hospital? Bethy was attacked.
>> It's been touch and go but she's pulling through. And I can't think of anyone better to help keep her spirits up.

[Text to Fenris]

>> Thank you.

Dear Fenris,

The gang isn't the same without you.

Love,
Merrill

P.S. Hawke misses you.


(ooc: similar emails are sent to anders@gmail.com and isabela@gmail.com, but they come back undeliverable. It was worth a try!)

>> Since you're not here, I assume you're with Hawke.
>> Since, you know. She obviously needs you.
>> What with her mother being killed.
>> In real life.
>> WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU WITH HAWKE.

>> If you ask me if I'm drunk, I will slice off something Hawke would probably rather you keep.
>> Unless you keep acting like an ass, in which case she'll probably thank me.

[Text to Frodo] I miss you.
This is stuupid, I just wan
Ilove
Pancakes?
[Blank text is sent]

[Text to Donna]
Doyou know Captpain Jack yet? LEts go to a strip lcub on Thusrday.

[Text to Tony]
Knock.

[Text to Hawke]
Fuckkit. Lets run away together.

[Text to Fenris]
I could take you bro.

>> I finally shook my dear enforced friend.
>> We are going on a date. A real one.
>> If you're feeling gentlemanly, I'll even let you pay.

[Text to Frodo]
Frooooooooooooodo froood! Soundslike food lets hvae dinner.

[Text to Liam]
dddddi diid Did you mean what the dAlek Dalek said?

[Text to Fenris]
yOur arms are stupid :-P

>> Am I going to have to hire a new bouncer?

>> I'm sorry These dreams are too real.

>> So, I hear you have arms.

[Drunk text to Fenris]

>> if i hadd ot get pcked up and thrown out of a bar by somone iw ld want it to be yooooou.

>> YOu have armms and stff.



[Drunk text to Marian Hawke]

>> Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarion.