Communications

[Text to Elena and Ali]

>> Spa night at my house Friday at 7pm.
>> You can come before but the ladies I've hired will be here at 7


[Side text to Elena]

>> Ali dreams are so fucked up.
>> I'm doing my good deed for the year.
>> Don't make a big deal about it.


[Text to Jeremy]

>> I'm stealing Ali on Friday night for some girl time.
>> Baby pictures might get shown. JSYK!

[Private - Hope Mikaelson]

>> I was hoping that you'd allow me to take you out to lunch one day this week.

[Private - Elena Gilbert]

>> Are you free for dinner on Thursday?

( Texts to Elena Gilbert )

>> I found a few really good Cyber Monday deals.
>> So my holiday shopping is done but I thought you’d also want to go in halvsies on the thing I found for Jeremy.

( Texts to Elena Gilbert, Maria DeLuca, & Rapunzel )

( Texts to Anna )

[Enzo]

>> Going into town, run some errands.


[Elena]

>> Drinks tonight!


[Jeremy]

>> No one is dead yet.

( Texts to Elena Gilbert and Katherine Pierce )

( Texts to David Xanatos )

( Texts to Peeta Mellark )

( Texts to Caroline’s friends )

( Texts to Leon Orcot )

>> Peggy sorry to ask but...
>> Would you be at all free to cover for me July 31?
>> I can cover for you another time.

>> As my maid of honor you have a few things you need to do.
>> We need to find you the ugliest dress ever.
>> Find me the dreamiest dress ever
>> A party has to be thrown in honor of me.
>> and it all needs to happen before the 31st cause
>> that's the day we are getting matched.
>> Can you handle that, Doctor?

[Texts to Katherine Gilbert]
>> Are you insane?
>> Since when have you even been dating Enzo?

[Texts to Elena Gilbert]
>> Is she insane?

[Texts to Alice Bell]
>>My sister went and got married last night.

>> I know this is late notice.
>> Do you have plans this evening?

>> So I'm waiting on Enzo.
>> Are we not going to talk about blondie screaming the other night?

>> FYI, I’m ordering pizza tonight.
>> SInce we have a house guest.

Humor me...you’re both okay, right? I’m trying to shake off some dreams. Damon was compelled to kill Jeremy and by the end of the night, Jeremy had killed Kol in the kitchen.

[Mass Text to All Mikaelsons and their SOs]

>>Fuck.
>>Shit shit fuck fuck shit.
>>SOS
>>SOS

[Damon]

>>FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>SHIT DAMNIT FUCK

( [Private to Elena Gilbert] )

( [Private to Mikaelson Family] )

>> have you been in my closet while I'm at work?
>> I want my boots back!

>> Is everyone feeling themselves?
>> It seems this place is up to it's old tricks again.

[Group Text to Clinic Employees]
>> If you see a strange man in my office don’t be alarmed.
>> It’s just me.
>> It seems like the OC has decided we needed a little weirdness after everything else that has happened lately.

[Texts to Clara Oswald, Jemma Simmons and Natasha Romanoff]
>> Just wanted to check in that you’re still yourself.
>> Because I don’t seem to be.

>> So I know we aren’t religious or anything and we’re grown-ups but...
>> Easter is 2 weeks away.
>> Are we doing baskets or is everyone on their own for candy?

>> Whoever is cooking.
>> I want some.
>> Start the coffee and I'll be done.

[Private - Nesta Archeron]

>> I am headed to the clinic.
>> I had an incident at work that left me with a deep gash the other day. It doesn't seem to getting any better despite my attempts.
>> I think it is time to see a doctor about it.

[Private - Dr. Gilbert]

>> I do not wish to trouble you but would you have any availability for an appointment today?
>> I have a wound that needs medical attention.

>> Are you feel for lunch today, Doctor Gilbert?

>> Happy New Year.
>> I hope you took some time to relax over the holidays.

>> Hey, are you free for lunch on Thursday?
>> I’m thinking somewhere they’ll celebrate your birthday with an appropriately embarrassing song...

So, as you guys probably know, Caroline's 25th birthday is coming up on Thursday. I probably should have started planning this earlier, but I've been working on my own surprise for her for Thursday night.

I talked to my mom, and she's going to take a weekend getaway and is going to let me use the house for Caroline's party. I'm thinking Saturday? I'll order catering and a couple kegs, so just show up with something nice for her.

If you're planning on doing a lot of drinking, we've got a lot of extra rooms so just prepare to spend the night and I'll toss you in one of the guest rooms.

>> So there's a scorch mark on the backsplash of the stove
>> It's fine
>> Fire was tiny.

( Text to Damon )

LET ME IN THE FUCKING HOUSE!

THAT HURT LIKE HELL!

>> I'm stealing borrowing your red shirt.
>> and some makeup.
>> I'll replace the makeup in the morning after work.

Are we doing anything family-related for Fourth of July? Maybe cook-out?

[Gilbest Clan]

>> Headed to the store, you two need anything?


[Peter]

>> Let's get it on?

( Texts to Elena Gilbert )

( Texts to Tyler Lockwood )

I know you're busy and has school shit.

But do you think, we can hang?

( Group text to Jeremy,Katherine, Caroline, and Tyler )



( Just the Gilbert siblings )




( Text to Damon )

( Texts to Freya Mikaelson )

( Texts to Jeremy Gilbert )

( Texts to Elena Gilbert )

( Texts to Elena and Marguerite )

>>Think someone can come pick up my broke ass from the airport?
>>I'm tired, stinky, and want taco-bell.

[Pretend these were sent earlier in the weekend]

[Texts to Elena Gilbert]
>> So, you know how Myrcella had to go back home last week.
>> Well, turns out she's gonna be staying longer than we thought.
>> A lot longer.
>> Long enough that, I hope you don't mind me moving back into the house.

[Texts to Tyler Lockwood]
>> Looks like you're not the only single one now.

( Texts to Elena and Marguerite )

>> Hey.
>> Just checking if you're going to Caroline's for Thanksgiving.
>> I figured that you were, but thought I'd ask anyway.

[Private to Caroline's friends]
I ended up missing Caroline's birthday last month because we had a big game planned, and I've felt pretty bad about it since, especially since this is her first one since she started dreaming.

I was thinking about throwing a kind of belated surprise party and surprising her with a trip to Napa Valley afterward, but I'm really not... that great at planning parties. Caroline's usually the one that takes care of that kind of thing, if anyone can help me out.

... Also if you have any idea of what to do in Napa other than get wine drunk, I'm all ears.

( “Damon” )

>> So, I'm out walking Dragon and had an idea.
>> And yes, Myr, I know I could just wait till I get back to tell you, but I figured I'd just do it this way.
>> Anyone have plans for Labor Day weekend?
>> I was thinking maybe spending it at the cabin.
>> Any takers?

( “Stefan” )

( Texts to Freya Mikaelson )

( Texts to Elena Gilbert )

>>Are you free?
>>I mean like now.

( Texts to Tyler Lockwood )

( Texts to Elena Gilbert )

( Texts to Marguerite Blakeney )

>> Hey, what's up?
>> Haven't heard from you in awhile.
>> How's it going?