Communications

As some of you know, I'm planning a get-together for Pete and Lina in honor of their first child making an appearance in the world very soon - it's not really a shower, but more like a celebration.

It will take place Saturday, March 5th, from around 6:00 pm to whenever people leave. I'm hosting what will be a backyard barbecue (babyq, or does that sound awful?) at my place in San Clemente, located at [address]. There will be plenty of things to eat and also beer, other cocktails, and non-alcoholic beverages. As I understand it, the parents-to-be have registered at the baby mecca known as Babies R'Us.

Please come and enjoy yourselves. I promise there will be absolutely zero games to play - just food and fun and celebration of new life.

This is also a surprise, so if you could not mention it to either of them, we'll let Hawke jump out and give Wisdom a heart attack as he intends to do.

>> Landed in Paris
>> I don't know if I want to sleep or walk around forever.

>> I think Lina wants me to knock you up

Text to Remy
>> Where are we meeting?
>> Wednesday still works for you, right?

Text to Booker
>> I might have promised to be naked around a guy who will also be naked.
>> Because he's really pretty and I want to be able to draw him later.
>> I'm right in thinking this is weird and unusual, right?

>> Uh.
>> So we might have a new roommate

(backdated to a few days ago!)

( Ring ring ring )

>> Uh I need help

Text to Cindy
» Can you pop by the Cafe sometime and make sure my employees are working?

Text to Logan, Booker, Identical but Seperate
» I promise I'm alive
» Not well. But alive.

Text to Pete Wisedom
» You once said you ccould try to help me
» After the last few days I might need it
» I... let's just say I lost control.

( texts to zee )

( texts to neal )

( texts to rogue, booker, veronica )

>> Yo

( mass text to friends )

( separate texts to loki & zee (who are also included in the mass text but y'know) )

( delivery to Nealbear Cassidy~ )

( delivery to Zee~ )

( texts to Booker, Rogue, and Ed )

( texts to Naga )

Lina hasn't showed up to practice in a few days now. Couple days and whatever, I'd assume she was eating someone out of house and home but this isn't like her. Neal's not at the ranch either is somethin going on?

>> Hey...

[high trigger warnings in texts!]
( Text to Pete )

( Text to Housemates )

( Text to Ed the Shorty )

>> Elizabeth and I are takin' that trip to Paris.
>> Won't be more than a week or two.
>> Got a list of souvenirs you want?

>> So when ARE we going to Paris?
>> You keep putting it off!
>> Even if you're
>> ... you know.
>> We should especially go, then.

>> Got a moment?

Txt to Laura K

>> Question

>> Figure there's somethin' you should know.

>> I suppose that's a start.

>> I might be dying, too.
>> We should get drinks and form a club.

( Text to Elizabeth Comstock )

( Text to Bookerbutt )

( Text to Petey-bird )

>> I wish we'd gone to Paris like you wanted.

>> What the fuck?

>> Ever been to disneyland?



Later text to Lina

>> Why didn't you tell me Saturday was Valentine's Day

>> Wanna get a drink?

>> Y'know, breakfast was nice but you didn't have to.

A mysterious benefactor pays off Booker's debts.

>> So
>> Want to cut down that tree yet?
>> Father daughter shit?

( Text to Booker )

( [Text to Booker DeWitt] )

>> Tell me you're not dead

( Under Here, Possible Triggers, etc )

( More Possible Triggers Under Here )

( Cut for Possible Triggers )

( [Text to Booker] )

( [Texts to Rogue and Booker] )

[Text to Booker, copying Elizabeth on it]
>> Hey!
>> Just so you know, we found your costume.
>> And by 'we' I mean your beautiful daughter and your beautiful roommate.
>> You're taking us trick or treating.
>> Thanks, man!
>> Really appreciate it!

[Text to Rogue]
>> BOOKER IS BEING AN ADULT AND TAKING US TRICK OR TREATING.
>> We're doing a Scooby theme.
>> COME WITH.

[Text to Neal]
>> I hope you're doing the adult thing and getting ready for tomorrow.
>> You and Tink gonna be out and about?

>> I didn't think it was possible.
>> But the dreams got worse.
>> I passed out on someone today.
>> Not exactly the way I would have liked to have met him.

>> [selfie of Lina with a thumbs up and the crater in Death Valley in the background.]
>> Nailed it.

>> Heyyyyytyyyyyyy
>> Bett you cannt guiss what colour my undrwears isss

(if you think you're friends with Lina, then they got this text)

>> anyone else sick of this crap?
>> donuts still have tentacles
>> still eating the crap out of them.

>> she's here
>> in my room
>> she won't go away
>> she wont go AWAY

>> Busy tonight?

>> Can I get some women advice from you?
>> About
>> You know
>> women

>> Sounds like you're havin' fun
>> You should invite me sometime
>> When you're not causin' a commotion wanna get a bite to eat?
>> Kinda like a date

( Left on Natasha's Desk )

( Left where Clarice Will See It )

( Left on Booker's Windshield )

>> I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it…

[Text to Michael Glass]
>> Hi.
>> Your girlfriend is in the hospital because I set everything on fire unsent
>> I blew up your girlfriend on accident I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON unsent
>> THERE WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK unsent

>> I'm Lina. Gwen's friend.
>> Got your number from her phone.
>> ...she kind of got caught in a small explosion and is hospitalized.
>> [hospital address]

[Mass Text to Gwen's Friends]
>> Got your numbers from Gwen's phone.
>> There was an accident, and she's been hospitalized.
>> [hospital address]

[Text to Booker]
>> Btw, Elizabeth's staying with me for a bit.
>> She unleashed a tornado into her condo.

[Text to Xelloss]
>> I done fucked up. unsent
>> I blew up a friend. THAT'S A THING I DO IN DREAMS. It's funny there but definitely not here. unsent
>> I don't know how bad it is. unsent
>> ...sup.

>> So what's the story with you and that guy