Communications

okay this has been on my mind for a while now.

How come you own a fancy club and we still act like we poor???? Why not a new car for your loving son? A couch that doesn't have permanent butt imprints?

Oooh or a private island I can be naked on.

That'd be cool.

( Separate but identical texts to Leon Orcot, Elsa, Rapunzel, Alex, Aino Minako, Davina Claire, Yondu Undonta, any other friends of hers that I can't think of right off the top of my head )

>>Hey kid
>>Found this going through some stuff
>>[Picture of a cassette tape labelled "Meredith's Mix Tape"]

Alright losers.

It's the end of the month.

Tell me -- how badly have you all effed up your new year's resolutions?

We're out of milk, so I totally had my cheerios with Coke this morning...the drink, not the powder. Clarifying for reasons.


One star. Wouldn't recommend.

I guess I already failed at being a better adult this year ... or MAYBE I succeeded.

Hm.

Okay, assholes, whaddya want for Christmas?

[Laurel]
>>Wanted to say thanks for the trip to the mountains and the company. Appreciate it.

[Peter]
>>Thanks for kidnapping my drunk ass so I could dry out in the mountains

[Clint]
>>Sorry about last week. Thanks for puttin' up with my drunk old ass

>>Hey. Just wanted to apologize for bein' a jackass these past couple days
>>Hope I still got a job but I'd understand if I don't

>> Oi!
>> What the bloody hell did you do with my girls?

Yondu was drunk. He was very drunk and very angry. He waited as the phone rang, swearing under his breath as he paced the deck of the Quadrant.

>>Hey. You seen or heard from Jessica past couple days?

>>Hey girl, you notice anything different today?
>>Cuz I just woke up an' realized I'm human

Two tickets are in an envelope to Barry Manilow for September in Vegas. A handwritten note says "Figured you might be interested. Early Christmas gift. No idea why you like this guy. Also, spoke to your parole officer so you're good to go out of state that weekend. Don't screw up and miss your flight home.

Yondu"

>>Guess who got himself a fancy new high payin' job?

( Filtered to Laurel's Friends )

[Likely there'll be talk about Laurel's shooting in the comments.]

::Yondu's voice sounds frustrated::
Boy, you plannin' on livin' here any more? Cuz I don't see you none nowadays and can't even barely get a hold of ya'. I get the workin' thing, but you and I both know that ain't what this is. Don't start avoidin' me like you did in the dreams. It ain't right.

::there's a pause::

Orderin' Popeye's tonight, 'case you're interested.

::there's a bark in the background:: Kraglin says hi.

>>Hey, darlin'
>>Was wondering if you ever considered company on one of your investigations

>>Hey kid. You spendin' the night here or you gonna be with one of your 'booty calls'?

>>Hey darlin, touch down on American soil yet?

- So Peter is gonna be preoccupied this weekend.
- And by that I mean
- He will be turned into a puppy.

>>Hey. So you got some free time today?
>>Finished bringing the last parts of my M ship to the junkyard.
>>Figured we could knock out finishing her up in time for a test run by the weekend.

( Ring ring )

>>Hey all, got a question for ya': who wants to go take a ride on a big 'ole space ship?

( DAMMIT QUILL! )

>>So I finally told Peter I was an alien.

(1) Who's the man?! I'm the man! Got a job working for Tony 'mothereffing' Stark!

(2) Dinner's on me! Ima splurge and buy BRAND NAME bologna tonight!

[Sent the morning after this log]

( Texts to Yondu )

[Jessica]
>>This is gonna sound crazy, but did you happen to wake up to a stranger in your bed?

[Anakin]
>>Hey kid, anything weird happen to you today? I think the OC is up to somethin' again.

» you find that guy you were looking for?
» also do you have a car?
» and are you currently free?

( You Have 1 Voicemail )

(1) Few questions: where's the bleach, do you have any duct tape and/or zip ties, and can I bury something large in the backyard?

(2) Also, what do you know about my dad?

Okay, so taking into consideration the $5 I spent on my Colt 45 for NYE, and the $1 for a cheeseburger (I shared with Kraglin, I'm not heartless), I got like another $3 left from the couch change I stole from you. Is that enough to buy a blanket yet? It's like a frickin' Dickens orphanage here.

>>Guess who showed up on my front porch today?
>>Peter. From the dreams/this life Peter Quill.
>>It's a damn Christmas miracle.😡

>>Hey. You got time to help a man get drunk off his ass?

( Ring ring )

>>Mornin'

>>Hey, got another little job for you
>>If you're interested

>>What on Earth are your super powers, woman? Having the liver of ten Marines?

>>Hey, kid. How goes the repairs to my ship?

>>Hey, how're we doin' today?
>>Need me to pop by with anything?

>> Neena is in the hospital
>> She got shot
>> Lucky her it missed her heart.

>>So according to my phone seems I drunk texted you a bunch the other night


[Backdated to Sunday because RL happened and I totally forgot]

>>hEY. you UP?
>>Didn't w7nt tcall case youwere sleeping

( Phone Call for York )

>>Evenin'.
>>How's the hottest orc Slayer in town doin' tonight?

( Yondu kicked his feet up, resting them on the seat across from him, while he waited for an answer. )

To Yondu
>> So uhm
>> You know how you just happened to end up with a kid on your ship?
>> I just ended up with two in my house.
>> [picture of a ginger haired girl with freckles and a pale girl with long black hair]
>> They're about 14
>> This is fun. I'm blaming your influence.

To Rose
>> So I know the bar's blown up and all
>> You probably deserve a break after all that peep screaming and c-4
>> But Logan called me in on something last night
>> And now I'm like
>> well I guess I'm gonna be a mom
>> Because Russia is made of assholes that raise teenage assassins
>> And two of them imprinted on me like little birds.
>> I'm pretty much not okay

These texts sent earlier in the morning.

Yondu
>> Hey uh...
>> Do you have a couple of those thingies
>> The ones that make you not blue?

Logan
>> Guess who's completely white
>> No spots yet
>> But Jesus I'm whiter than an albino

Rose
>> Heeeeey can you cover the bar for me for a few nights?
>> I'll pay you extra
>> There's... dream stuff

>> Hey, big guy.
>> When are we going out on my surprise date?
>> I'm a patient woman and it's not like our schedules aren't crazy
>> But you better not be holding out on me
>> As it happens, I like spending time with you.

Ring ring

( Ring Ring )