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Oct. 30th, 2017


[info]the_black_widow
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Msgs


[info]the_black_widow
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Bucky

If you're not sitting down you might want to sit down.


Identical but seperate messages to Twelve and Kirk

There's been an incident with Clara.

Jan. 26th, 2017


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[Texts to Chuck Bass]


[info]portraitof
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>> I was wondering, Bass.
>> Are you a gambling man?

Jan. 3rd, 2016


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[info]everybody_likes
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Texts to Allison Argent


[info]everybody_likes
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>> hey, Allison
>> do you still work at the gym?

Aug. 12th, 2014


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[Text Meant for Kol Mikaelson; Sent to Random Numbers]


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>> I just saw the news.
>> It wasn't me.
>> I didn't do it.

Aug. 11th, 2014


[info]lostlotte
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[info]lostlotte
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texts meant for Armand St.Just, rerouted to RANDOM NUMBERS


[info]lostlotte
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>>I saw the news report
>>are you and your sister okay?!

[info]hisbestgal
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[info]hisbestgal
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[Text meant for Sharon Carter - rerouted to entire contact list including Agency Assets]


[info]hisbestgal
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》Give me your ideas on how to seduce a boyfriend (can I call him that?)
》We are not in the 40's here and he's not a Boy Scout anymore
》The more ridiculous the better, I need a laugh
》PS do you need a new job?
》You may fit in here at the Agency

[info]punch_it
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[info]punch_it
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Fail Text meant for Anakin sent to Obi-Wan and Padme


[info]punch_it
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>> man I hate the amount of time to reflect being stuck in bed gives you
>> do you remember that time at the academy where we got so shitfaced we thought it'd be funny to go draw giant dicks on the sides of our plane?
>> I demand a redo.

[info]i_was_a_cop
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[info]i_was_a_cop
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[Failed text message, meant for Sam Wilson, sent to random numbers ]


[info]i_was_a_cop
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>>Hey you free tonight? After all this dream crap I could use a drink.

[info]greetngsprogrms
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[info]greetngsprogrms
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[Failed text message, meant for Rachel Flynn, sent to Tony Stark!]


[info]greetngsprogrms
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>>Hey gorgeous
>>What are you wearing?

Aug. 10th, 2014


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msg to Elphaba, routed to like everyone


[info]tinuviel
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I did a special photo session today, just for you.

cut for NSFW, if classy, picture )

[info]rareity
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[Failed Text Message, meant for Pepper Potts, sent to RANDOM NUMBERS]


[info]rareity
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>> So, you remember when you had that scare?
>> I might need you to come and hold my hand
>> As I'm following in your footsteps.
>> I'm late.

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[Text meant for Elsa, goes to Elsa and Peeta and random others]


[info]elatedorgassy
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>> There's a picture of a naked guy on my phone
>> Not sure how to delete it?
>> But uh... I didn't take that picture.
>> And the guy didn't mean to send it.
>> ...this is weird.

[info]white_queen
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Text Meant for Raven, Mistakenly Goes to Scott Summers


[info]white_queen
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>> What if I told you
>> That you could have kept your job
>> That that was an option
>> And the school didn't have to close
>> But it meant I had to make sacrifices
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[meant for random fling; sent to random numbers]

[info]dawniskey
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>> I had a naughty dream last night and you were in me… I mean, it…

[info]theoriginaljerk
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Text meant for Finn; Accidentally sent to Rebekah and Henrik


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>>Finn where are you?
>>This isn't fucking funny.
>>I've been trying to contact you for days and you won't answer.
>>Look we didn't kill the person, we stopped before anything happened.
>>Just...let me know you're okay, please?

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[Texts Meant for Jubilation Lee; Sent to Entire Contact List]


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>> Hey, how's it going?
>> How's the baby?
>> I was wondering if you've seen or talked to Laura lately.
>> Like for more than a few minutes.
>> I'm worried.

[info]onegirlchosen
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[txt to random ex-boyfriend; routed to Dawn & Randoms]


[info]onegirlchosen
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>> Last night was...fun.
>> In a good way.
>> But it was just a one-time thing. So don't get any ideas.

>> I also think I left my earrings on your dresser.
>> ...and my underwear's still somewhere in your room.
>> When can I come get them?

[info]lootthebodies
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Text to Thor FAILED: Rerouted to Random Numbers


[info]lootthebodies
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>> You sexy thing you.
>> I hope you got my little post it on your fridge.
>> Five star ratings deserve comment cards!

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[Old saved draft text, meant to be deleted, accidentally sent to Derek, Cora, Gwen & random numbers]


[info]hyperactivespaz
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Cut in case the description is considered NSFW. No pictures. )

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[Text meant for Alec Lightwood; Sent to Jace Lightwood]


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>> So you and Magnus actually have a pole huh?
>> Now I know why we're taking pole dancing lessons
>> Who knew my big brother was such a saucy devil ;)

[info]bsaa_nivans
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[Failed text to James, sent to Nina instead]


[info]bsaa_nivans
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>> I'm feeling frisky
>> ;-)

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[Texts Meant for Alec Lightwood; Sent to Isabelle Lightwood]


[info]immortalmagnus
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>> I've said it before and I'll say if again.
>> That pole was an incredibly good idea.
>> You're also incredible.

[info]the_black_widow
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[info]the_black_widow
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post it note on Nick Fury's Desk


[info]the_black_widow
[info]valarcomm
Communications seem compromised, recommend only discussing non-critical information on the outer networks. Pryde says she set up a hard line with no external access for communications and even that failed. She's seen this before, apparently. Then she handed me post-it notes and said to use these until it blows over.

~Nat

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Text to Athos-failed, sent to EVERyone on his contacts list and a random person.


[info]devilsluck
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>>I am not like a puppy, am I?

Aug. 9th, 2014


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[Failed Text Message to Faye Valentine, sent to Neal Cassidy by mistake]


[info]tinkhatespink
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>> What do I wear on a second date?
>> ...we're going fishing. To a fishing derby thing.
>> He stopped by the garage to ask me.

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[info]adoctordamnit
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[Failed Text Message to Elizabeth, sent to Jane Kirk instead]


[info]adoctordamnit
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>> House-Hunting tomorrow
>> You working?

Aug. 10th, 2014


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Message to Simon Lewis. Delivered to all in contacts


[info]frayedgirl
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>> Hey
>> Think I just found a shop you'd like at the mall!
>> You wanna come down and check it out with me?

Aug. 9th, 2014


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[Failed Text Message to Merlin, sent to RANDOM NUMBER instead]


[info]bidabble
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>> The baby's the size of a banana.
>> I think we need to celebrate by having lots of sex.

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[Filtered against people named Armand - Filter fail, redirected to Armand and Chauvelin]


[info]blazeinhereyes
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Has anyone ever met someone in one of their dreams that they have such a strong connection to, yet they only have met in their dreams? But that this connection seems more real than anything experienced while awake?

Aug. 8th, 2014


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[Failed Text Message to Glinda Upland, sent to RANDOM NUMBER instead]


[info]goldenwig
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>> The whole town isn't talking about me, is it?
>> Behind my back?
>> About where I spent the night?
>> That post was such a mistake.

[info]chocolate_house
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[Text Message meant for Merlin, sent to RANDOM NUMBER instead]


[info]chocolate_house
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>> It would be so much easier if I could hate him!
>> But he's absolutely adorable.
>> It's just not possible to dislike that kid.
>> And it's driving me insane.

[info]elatedorgassy
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[info]elatedorgassy
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[Failed text message to Kate Kane, sent to RANDOM NUMBER instead]


[info]elatedorgassy
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>> Did you do it yet?
>> She's not squealing with joy.
>> I hoped you'd do it soon.
>> She's upset I'm moving out.

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[Failed text message to D'Artagnan, sent to entire contact list]


[info]exshieldagent
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>> Put in my resingation today
>> Got alittle durnk after wrk

[info]starsngarters
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Msg intended for Moira MacTaggert, sent to [random]


[info]starsngarters
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I have begun to experience the Orange County dreaming phenomenon. It is a rather intense experience.

Do you know anyone who has undergone anatomical or physiological changes as a result of these dreams?

[info]fightwithtime
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[info]fightwithtime
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Text to Former Employees [Text Malfunction]


[info]fightwithtime
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>> 私が引退している、あなたに言った。どのようなあなたが自分自身に対処する必要があります。私はあなたのお母さんじゃない。私はあなたの元上司です。それを操作する。

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