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𝒷𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓂 ✿ (blossomed) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2020-08-02 15:24:00

Entry tags:

billy kaplan (wiccan), blossom

Blossom & Billy
this is what best friends are for
set after this log

Today 3:18 PM

fml

fml so hard

what did i do to deserve the universe to turn against me

I might need some context. What’s going on?

I walked into a streetlight. Because I saw Teddy.

THE TEDDY

From my dreams.

WAIT! Awesome, perfect, super Teddy?!?!?

Yes. That Teddy. Who stopped to help me up and gave me ice from his groceries and told me that he’d be calling to check in and make sure I hadn’t actually rattled my brains.

Oh man. That’s a meet cute, that’s a straight up rom-com meet cute!

I don’t think sort of concussing myself in an attempt to get away from him before he saw me, even though he probably has no idea who I am, is a meet cute.

Oh no, that's totally a meet cute. It's the awkwardly adorable sweetheart attracting the attention of the cute guy in a comedic but slightly quirky way. It's romcom meet cute 101.

Cute doesn’t describe him, Blossom.

Cute isn’t even remotely close enough to describing him.

I don't have visuals yet, Billy. Cute is the word I will use.

I promise you cute is the wrong adjective.

Okay. You are adorably cute and he's sexy hot but it's still a meet cute!

I feel like it's SO WRONG because I know dream stuff and he doesn't and what if he doesn't dream? What if he does dream? I need ice-cream are you free?

You just can't laugh at the bruise on my head

You get manic when you overthink things. I am free, and we can have ice cream -and you can get a compress for your head- and I will talk down this crazy of yours.

💕

I am getting in my car, I will be there in T-Minus five minutes, add five if there's traffic, you adorable little loon.

did you use find your friends to find me? I do have it turned on.

At the risk of sounding like a stalker; yes, I did. I tend to do that with you.

You’re too good to me

❤️ sit tight okay, I'm on the way!

Oh I’m not going anywhere, world’s spinning a little. Adrenaline or head injury who knows? After ice-cream are you okay to drop me off at somewhere that’s not my apartment?

I will be your personal valet since you cannot walk in a straight line unaided. Yes.

Thanks, I’m gonna stay at Wanda’s tonight - at least we know I won’t be alone with a potential concussion.

That is an excellent idea. Make sure she knows she can call me if you need taking to a hospital though.

❤️