wandaaaaaaaaa ✨ captain america in my dreams is cool but also really big on rules. he just told us that we're not allowed to be heroes anymore and he and tony stark threatened to tell our parents!!
😯 Tony Stark threatened to tell your parents... if you keep being heroes? Is he 12?
right?? They threatened to out us as heroes to our parents. That's a low blow. My heroes disappoint me 😟
It's rather... I'm not sure. Hypocritical? Yes. I mean, obviously you can't tell their parents, but at the same time, why can't you be heroes?
We're too young, apparently? And untrained too, and something about us being dangerous? I'm not sure I was too busy staring in awe at Captain America being right in front of me.
I'm not sure he's that special if he's being a giant dick. If you're untrained shouldn't they train you? And everyone with powers is dangerous, that's why it's important to know what you're doing!
They definitely don't want to train us 😟 I wonder if Tony Stark's ego's ruffled because one of our team is called Iron Lad.
He doesn't have monopoly on 'Iron' anything. They're being idiots, you guys could totally help them if they just got their heads out of their butts.
We could, I mean Hulkling is the most amazing shifter I've ever seen, and he's really strong, and he can fly.
See! They definitely need more who can do stuff like that. At least what I know of them do. They're kind of a mess in my dreams, but then, that's partly my fault. The point, however, is that you could help them!
I'm sure it's not your fault, Wanda. Even if you've done something, I'm sure you have your reasons.
Oh, you know, working for Hydra, hating Tony Stark, playing with their minds. It's all the same. But really, it is... working out, from what I can tell. Stopping Ultron is a united attempt now, even if the Avengers are all idiots for the most part.
They're such amazing heroes but they make some dumb decisions. Historically they've done some really stupid things where my dreams are set, too.
Yes! So why do they get to tell you not to be heroes?! It's dumb and wrong and stupid. And I hope it bites them in the butt and you get to save their stupid asses and they get to eat humble pie.
Oh man can you imagine? If we ended up rescuing them? All of our code names are based on theirs too, we're calling ourselves the Young Avengers. Well, we're not, the press is. But. It works. Patriot takes himself way too seriously, Hulkling is perfe really special, Iron Lad is super smart and he's from the future...
Hydra's a thing in my dreams too. Or it was. They haven't made a move in a while.
So, it sounds like the media, at least, believes you're heroes, and if the people believe in you, so what if Captain America and Iron Man are giant idiots? Patriot sounds like he's modelling himself on Captain Stick Up The Butt? Hydra is... very broken, in my dreams, but still very dangerous.
We have other groups that are more dangerous than Hydra, or that work in other more obvious ways, maybe... like the brotherhood of evil mutants. And I mean, loads of other horrible things. Including sentinels. I've never been picked up by one, thank goodness, but I don't know how they missed me. I'm sure you'll help defeat them. You're a good person, in all worlds, I'm sure of it. 💙
The brotherhood of evil mutants? Were they trying for the most obvious name on the planet? It's like just calling yourself REALLY BAD NO GOOD PEOPLE. We'll see though. I did... I made the Hulk hurt a lot of people, so I'm not sure if I'd label that 'good' just yet.
They were definitely going for the most obvious name. Just to tell us they're super evil. And i mean they were bad but also they were trying to fight against humans for a space for mutants to live without being persecuted. People are dicks to mutants.
❤️ I refuse to believe you're not the best.
They wanted people to stop being dicks to them so they called themselves evil mutants? Could they not have been the brotherhood of mutants trying to just live? You're biased, you're my son. You clearly get your awesome from me.
I 100% get my awesome from you. I definitely get my powers from you. Did I tell you I have an identical twin in the dreams too? I met him. He's also your kid. His powers are like Pietro's.
You mentioned a brother, I'm surprised he's... You're like me and Pietro, just... smaller. And both boys, I suppose. It's so strange. But at least she could show you how to use your powers, right? And Pietro can show your brother. You'd be trained up and full Avengers in no time if they let you.
I hope so. We've only just found out for sure that Wanda's our soul-mom or whatever. Since the Skrull came to the earth and it was in their logs. I'd like to meet her again. You. Well, her. We can stick with calling mom!Wanda 'her' to avoid confusion.
Yes, 'her' works well, since it feels like we're similar but maybe not the same. I'm sure you will though, I mean, if she split souls so that her children could live on, I'm sure she'll want to be a part of your life in some way.
I don't know her well, but I feel the same around you as I do in the dreams. Safe and stuff. So even across different dream universes maybe some part of us recognises each other?
That might explain why we feel so... comfortable with each other? I don't usually have that with anyone but Pietro, but you're right. It does feel safe with you.
I'm glad. ❤️
I am too. And whatever dream Captain America says, you're 100% a hero, and a good one.
We're definitely doing our best. I'm hoping that we make them proud eventually.
I have no doubt you will. You're going to be the best hero out there. I know it.
You're the best friend-and-au-mom ever.
Well, you're the best friend-and-au-son too.
We should go out for waffles again at some point soon. When my mom and brothers have headed home. Blossom's going to help me entertain them but if you wanted to come out for the day with us you'd be welcome?
I would like that, the waffles. I'd also love to meet your brothers and mom too. Maybe we can do a nice lunch some time when you're not trying to wear them out. 🙂
I'd like that
Then that's what we'll do. Just let me know when, and I'm there.
I'll check my super busy packed full of stuff social calendar 😉
I can say nothing, because mine is the same.
how about tuesday? my family's arriving the day after so it can be a last dance before I lose my mind?
Sounds great. And it's lots of comfort food, and you can freak out at me a little and calm down. It's a good idea.