so my brothers are coming out to stay with me for a week. Fancy helping to stop me from going insane? 🥺
ABSOLUTELY!!! You know I'm there. I can totally help.
Thank you, you have no idea how much of a help it'll be. I'm grabbing them from the airport but at least for the next week I have to accept them calling me lame and not showing them that I have awesome hero powers.
YOU ARE NOT LAME! Even without super awesome hero powers! Okay, so we need to show them you're the absolute coolest? Um... what do they like doing? We can do all the stuff and show them we're the greatest!
Mom's bought us tickets to Disney so we're going there for two days, you can come? I can ask her to get another ticket, she won't mind. They're also into sports and all that kind of boy stuff that goes over my head.
OH FUN. I can come, that way maybe your mom can relax a little and we can drag your brothers all over the place when she needs a break. Don't worry! I can get my own ticket. It'd be so rude to get your mom to buy me one. I know a little bit of boy stuff. I can maybe brush up. OH THERE COULD BE A BASEBALL GAME.
Oh, we can definitely take them to a baseball game. We can sit on the beach while they learn to surf, too, that'd probably keep them busy for a while...
Yes! And it's really nice at the beach. You think they'd wanna walk a couple dogs? I have dog walking in the afternoon some days, there's some really sweet little ones they might be able to take?
They live in an apartment in NYC, so they'd love to be around some animals.
Okay that's a plan! Also, if you wanted, I could do that with them, and give you some time with your mom? Maybe you guys could get lunch and I could meet you later with the boys??? If you would like and your mom would be okay with a STRANGE GIRL abducting your brothers for an hour.
I'd be okay with a strange girl abducting my brothers for months 😉
Okay, I'll drop them with my dad, literally, and he can run experiments on them!😜
Hahaha that sounds like a plan. 😂
At this point I'm almost certain that my dad would actually experiment on humans in the right conditions.
Dream Dad did MAKE three little girls.
Okay that's a fair point. On purpose or by accident?
Well... technically, on purpose, because he was trying to. But he accidentally added a chemical that made us like... superpowered. But he was 100% trying to create 'the perfect little girl'.
Aw, why didn't he just stop when he made dream you, then? 😉
YOU'RE ADORABLE. Technically, not wrong either. My sisters and I are triplets in the dreams, we all were created at the same time rather than adopted.
That's kind of cool, also kind of... Dr Frankenstein, even though you're definitely not a monster. I just can't think of another doctor type who's made people.
No, I can't either. And I can't think of a time it went well. I mean, I guess because we're kind of cartoonish, it doesn't bother us. But at the same time. DID NO ONE RAISE AN EYEBROW AT THIS MAN MAKING THREE LITTLE GIRLS!?!?
That's true. But didn't your sister also have her plushie talking to her in your dreams, too?
Octi, yes. Although it was really HIM trying to get Bubbles to turn evil. HIM is... weird.
That's the only name He has. Just HIM. We even think it in capitals. He's this red lobster devil thing, with a super high pitched voice that wears girls clothes. So even calling Him HIM, I'm not sure He's a he. Y'know?
Oh, wow. Is he like... the bad guy?
One of. He's like the biggest one I guess, the others are more just... annoying, you know? Like Mojo Jojo? He just... tries to get our attention most of the time rather than actually doing a lot of really bad terrible stuff. HIM is just... ugh. He's shuddery.
Your bad guys have pretty fun names though, I gotta say.
THEY'RE RIDICULOUS. Fuzzylumpkins. I CANNOT MAKE THESE UP.
Please tell me Fuzzylumpkins looks like the evil bear from toy story 3
Actually, yeah. He's pretty close to that. There's more green in him than pink, but he's not far off.
Eek. Evil teddy bears.
I won't even start on the Amoeba Boys.
Do they look like huge cells?
THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE
I KID YOU NOT. There's three of them, and they are just... giant cells that act like gangsters.
Yah. Exactly. My dreams are the weirdest ever. BUT WE WERE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME. Ugh. Your brothers, and mom. And entertaining them.
We can talk about your dreams a bit though, I'm okay with that 😄 But sure. Yes. Disney, baseball, experiments with a (potentially) mad scientist dad.
😆 Sounds like a solid plan! And if you need a break from all of them, at any time. Just let me know, okay? I'll come up with some kind of emergency and you can hide at my place.
an SOS text. 100%
Everything will be fine tho! ❤️
Need to grab a padlock for my medicine cabinet so that my brothers don't go hunting for contraband. Then it'll be fine.
That does feel important, yes.
ok. gonna go to the shops then get on with stuffing things in cupboards. wish me luck!