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ᴠᴇɴᴏᴍ (parasitics) wrote in valarcomm,
@ 2019-09-26 22:29:00

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eddie brock (venom), mary-jane watson

» text to MJ
» I'm meant to be working.
» But I fell into a research hole.
» {attachment}
» Hope your day is going better than mine.

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	redhairflair 2019-09-26 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	(1) Okay so how lame is it to be arrested for public urination instead of something cool like alien murder? (2) Would you eat an alien? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	parasitics 2019-09-26 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	» Considering they're attempting to find and boycott or break into a government black site, yeah. » Public urination would be the lamest thing to get arrested for when you're storming Area 51. » No. It'd probably be a bit too much like eating a higher life form. » Also, it'd be really rude. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhairflair 2019-09-26 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	(1) I really think there's nothing interesting in Area 51. Everything fun has been moved to Idaho or somewhere no one will go. It's always where you least expect it anyways. (2) Why would it be rude? What if it's an alien carrot? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parasitics 2019-09-26 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	» More than likely it's a storage facility for defunct tech or decommissioned air crafts. » It's rude to eat something/one who travelled from another planet to ours. » It's like a Frenchman eating an American tourist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhairflair 2019-09-26 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	(1) Oh my god, it'll be a graveyard for 8 track players, old iMacs and fax machines. Wait, fax machines still exist, right? (2) Okay, that's fair. I can live with that answer....but now I'm wondering what an alien tastes like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parasitics 2019-09-26 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	» Fax machines haven't entirely died off yet, baby boomers still use them in some places. » Or old offices that refuse to upgrade. » Honestly? Probably like chicken. » Everything tastes like chicken. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhairflair 2019-09-26 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	(1) I was joking really, but did you know that faxes are the most confidential system there is still? No one can really hack into it. (2) But space chicken. What does space chicken taste like ... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parasitics 2019-09-26 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	» That's probably because it's from before hacking was a major thing. It's the age before computers. » I guess someone should make a note to maybe move our nuclear defense system to fax then. » Chicken, but with more burps. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhairflair 2019-09-26 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	(1) The age we grew up in, you mean. Can you imagine? If we had been in high school during all these texts and computers and crap? (2) I nominate you. Head over to Area 51, they're all listening right now. (3) Ew. Aliens are supposed to be higher beings, not full of gas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	parasitics 2019-09-26 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	» I shudder to think about it, I really do. » I'm scratching my head enough at all the stuff coming out of colleges now. » At least I won't be the one publicly urinating. » I'll probably get tangled in the fence. » They're from space, they're totally denser than us. » Maybe a bit like blubber. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

redhairflair
2019-09-26 10:45 pm UTC (link)

(1) It's bad enough looking at old photo albums. Can you believe I went through a goth phase? Don't tell Peter, it was years before him but still. I dyed my hair black. It was horrible. I don't need that as a facebook profile pic!

(2) Stuck like what? Because if your arm is stuck through the fence, just let go of the other side and let it go.

(3) Okay, now I don't want to eat aliens. Thanks.

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parasitics
2019-09-26 10:50 pm UTC (link)

» I can't believe you'd dye your hair black. Did no one tell you you were a red head? At least that isn't immortalised forever on the internet then.

» You'd be terrible company breaking into somewhere, you know that?
» Just let go, she said, break your leg, it's okay, you've got another.

» Good. Now I'll go get everyone else on board.
» Try and pitch that article
» Eddie Brock with Why You Shouldn't Eat Aliens.
» Part one.

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redhairflair
2019-09-27 05:06 pm UTC (link)

(1) You know, I look in the mirror and see it but sometimes I'm like what? red hair? Naaaahhhh. ;) Yeah, I agree -- some things are better never getting out into reality.

(2) I mean, you're not wrong. There's a reason I never became a criminal. Too easy.

(3) That sounds like a Buzzfeed article to me!! Call Peter and get him to do the pictures. You also need 'you'll never believe reason number 5!'

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	parasitics 2019-09-28 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	» I'm trying to picture you without red hair and it's really not working. » And the wrong kind of famous I'm sure. » That will be an interesting conversation. » 'Hey, Peter, I have a story. Come break into Area 51 with me, bring a skillet.' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	redhairflair 2019-10-10 04:55 pm UTC (link)
	(1) I think if you say those exact words to Peter, he will be good to go. That man loves a good conspiracy theory. (2) Alright, back to work I go <3 (Reply to this) (Parent)