Rita is a nosy fucker. (acidink) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2018-01-10 16:26:00 |
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As promised, after a great deal of research, DNA tests and testimonials from some highly qualifies sources, we've identified Alice Liddell's baby daddy!
Fuzzy photo of one Qrow Branwen leaving a market next to Alice Liddell. Alice is clearly checking Qrow out but it's obvious they're just passing strangers
Qrow Branwen, professor at UCI and one juicy rear end! Make sure to send him all the congratulations!
Speaking of baby daddies, I have exclusive details on heiress Isabela and her adventures with pregnancy tests. Just who is her baby daddy? Don't worry, we'll find out!