Communications

( Texts to Ravi Chakrabarti )

>> I think it happened.

[Texts to Klaus & Elijah Mikaelson Sometime After]
>> It appears that I'm taking 'New Year, New Me' literally this year.
>> I may need some help.

Happy New Year everyone!

I just have a short couple of updates on this lovely day, as I've been doing some holiday digging through all that snow just to find the dirt to bring to you!

I have exclusive video of two so-called rivals making things rather steamy in a car.

Video of Asami and Lena that's actually from months ago

I wonder what that means for stock prices. Or would this be considered unfair cooperation? But all is not well in the tech industry. Over the summer there was a little falling out, as some hussy got in the way.

Picture of Asami with Korra manipulated to look like they're kissing

And yet, our erstwhile lovers seem to have mended fences.

Or have they?

Once again, folks, I have exclusive images of Lena Luthor with just the latest in a long line of conquests.

Images of Lena with both Elsa and Emma Frost, one of which is just well framed but the second is photoshopped heads on entirely wrong bodies

This time it's with a small time reporter wannabe named Kara Danvers.

Another image implying a kiss but not manipulated, just well framed

Though that makes me wonder? Who conquered who? Is Future Industries attempting a "hostile take-over" of L-Corp, or is Lena Luthor's slutty, slutty ways luring the Sato CEO into her evil clutches?

Tune in next week, when we reveal the father of Alice Liddell's illicit baby!

Ta!