» So um. This kind of sucks, okay, please don't fire me. I like my job. I've been trying to think of an easy way to say this and I don't have one.
» 1) None of the horses are hurt. Neither am I, for that matter.
» 2) I didn't cause damage to the stable or any of your associated property.
» 3) Uh, and I'm not in jail. I should add that, too.