Lois Lane is the credible reporter. (lanewit) wrote in valarcomm, @ 2013-07-09 18:41:00 |
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"The country is still reeling after a devastating nuclear attack on Las Vegas this afternoon. Authorities are still trying to get answers, but we have several survivors who described a large fireball over the city. We'll have more news as it develops, as well as statements from government officials.
In local news, reports of 'alien' attackers and 'zombie hordes' have been dismissed as a massive hoax perpetrated by a local theatre troup. They've been rounded up for questioning."