Hi-ho! Sage here again, with my two new-and-newish puppets.

First, he's big, he's bad, he's Satan's male counterpart, please give a warm welcome to Mephistopheles! Ascending from the 8th circle of hell, our little demon friend here is blind as a bat and batty for torture! He's already made a few friends here in UTR due to being bored and dicking around in dreams. Please, don't be afraid. He only bites when his hands are tied behind his back and he can't do anything else.

Next, is my favorite kid from cartoons these days, Phineas Flynn. He and his brother Ferb had adventures every summer vacation, 104 a year, at least! So if you have some silly project going on, don't hesitate to call him up and ask him how to build it extraordinarily well, since he's got at least 10 years of experience!