"They'd have to be completely insane," Terrence agreed. He did like dragons, had an enormous respect for them, especially the ones that had been ridden into battle. Charlie had been connected to those, he remembered, and decided he liked the bloke. Even though he still thought the awesome potential of a crate full of crabs should have been obvious. Of course, a crate full of crabs next to a girl you wanted to see naked was pretty much nothing, so he wasn't going to hold that against him, either.
He Apparated them away, then - crabs and dog and all - and landed on the grassy slope leading up to his house. It was by far the most brilliant house he'd ever seen in his life, built right into a cliff face, with the mountainside stretching out below it. He grinned and let go of Katie to wave his arm in an all-encompassing gesture. "Welcome to the Middle of Nowhere, Awesomeville, Ireland!"