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[Aug. 20th, 2008|02:43 pm] |
Mordhaus better be complete soon or I'm going to run out of furniture to destroy.
And why the hell am I drowsy all the time now? The hell? |
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[Aug. 10th, 2008|04:28 am] |
Hey, Rachel.
We've been on ... four dates. Three. Three dates. That pretty much makes you my girlfriend. I thought you should know. |
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[Aug. 1st, 2008|03:10 pm] |
Weddings are for losers anyhow.
Who wants to go throw empty bottles at homeless people with me? |
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[Jul. 11th, 2008|01:48 am] |
KLOKATEERS. You is sets on an extra tables space for dinnersmeals.
I is takes my girlpersons to meets on my fuckings bands togethers for a foodstime and if ANY OF YOU DILDOS FUCKS DIS UPS FOR ME I GOINGS TO PERSONALLY MAKES SURE YOUR CHILDRENS IS BORNS INSIDES OUT.
Thank yous. |
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[Jul. 5th, 2008|12:40 am] |
I don't even have to be here one week. This place sucks just as bad as the place we left.
Oh wait, no it sucks WORSE because the Louvre is still intact, Flordia is still relatively death free, and you know what?
I HATE LONDON. There. I said it. London sucks, it sucks like a five dollar Vietnamese whore. |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2008|07:38 pm] |
I win.
All you poor little goofballs won't evers get what I has got.
I gots a sexy body, de most best guitarsounds in de worlds...
And a hot sexy magic-usings babe dats like on me for more dans my money.
You can starts and feels pitiful...
now. |
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[Jul. 1st, 2008|05:20 am] |
This had BETTER be Hell.
And Hell had better have booze. |
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