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[Jun. 22nd, 2010|08:03 pm] |
EEEE MANGOES!
Nothing makes me want to dance like mangoes. |
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[Jun. 17th, 2010|10:04 am] |
OH GOD PUBERTY SUCKS
HALP
edit: if you think this is bad, imagine this for like, three years straight. THANK GOD IT'S ONLY A DAY AMIRITE? |
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[Jun. 15th, 2010|06:22 pm] |
You know, I'm starting to think there's no life at all for a single virgin goddess around here.
There are wars, but Christ they're boring. I'm bored. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2010|11:05 pm] |
...This is new.
And weird. Very weird. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2010|10:37 pm] |
This is... beautiful. A world like father dreamed of creating...
So many songs in all that surrounds me. It's just like Phantasma was... |
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[Jun. 11th, 2010|01:54 pm] |
Alright, which one of you sex-obsessed sods went and changed the weather?
... and for that matter when did we drain the place? |
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God... |
[Jun. 10th, 2010|09:55 pm] |
No wonder so many people drink around here. |
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[Jun. 9th, 2010|12:26 am] |
What the...
One minute I'm in a park in Oregon, a wind storm picks up and the next thing I know I have a bunch of kids I can barely understand yelling at me because I landed on their sand castle or something. Like it was my fault!
I feel like I've been sucked into a bad TV movie. I'm not even going to start comparing this with the Wizard of Oz... |
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WTF? |
[Jun. 4th, 2010|04:47 pm] |
I thought I was winning that drinking contest last night. I mean I know I was, but I guess I overdid it and passed out, because when I woke up I was... here. Only I'm not sure where "here" is. Okay, I definitely don't know where the hell "here" is. |
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