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[Oct. 6th, 2012|10:15 am] |
Gah, I have to choose my major. Can I double major in things? |
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[May. 9th, 2012|03:39 am] |
Hey Stillman, Duchess said you're still around and haven't died yet.
Want to help a Murderface and me get some crap written and recorded so we don't collectively go broke? |
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[May. 2nd, 2012|01:21 am] |
Does anyone here know how to play drums? I've got a fat wad of cash and a full bar for anyone who can help a guy and me lay down a couple tracks.
Ms. O, Stoney and I are going to have one of the studios from Mordhaus disassembled and brought to Mini-Mordhaus. The studio here sucks about fifty left nuts, and he's going to help me make that new album we discussed, so the band's fans will stop defacing national monuments. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2012|11:43 am] |
Kevin, next time you tell me a concert in Stonehenge is a bad idea I promise to listen to you.
I'm not sure what happened after the tornado hit. I saw the rigging start to come down, and woke up on the grass a couple of miles from here with no one around. I hope everyone is OK. I'm pretty sure I'm not dead, since I don't think Valhalla has internet.
Speaking of internet, I'm in a pub in Salisbury. My dethphone isn't working (account inactive?) and I'm having to type this with a cocktail stirrer, as when I touch anything electronic it goes haywire. My dethcard isn't working either, but they were happy to accept my Euros. |
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[Apr. 18th, 2012|08:51 am] |
Oh, this is just irritating.
Being a ghost is primarily boring. I can't even pick something up! |
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[Apr. 16th, 2012|10:52 pm] |
So, who the hell is left? I already checked and okaasan is gone, so is Dean and his kids, and Soren and Lulu and BB and Inertiaa.
Speak up or I'll cut you off.
Edit: Sam, Bobby's still around. I suggest you give him a call. [phone number] |
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[Apr. 16th, 2012|02:07 pm] |
Fury, we getting our asses in gear or what?
Merry, Pippin, get your suits ready. Pepper, you're sitting this one out. No arguing. |
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[Apr. 15th, 2012|07:14 pm] |
I don't think...
I don't even know what to think.
Hello? Dean? Anyone? Is anyone out there? |
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[Apr. 2nd, 2012|07:55 am] |
It's been a lot of months now since we've had any of the band here.
I think it's safe to say we can stop waiting for them and get off our tenterhooks. If anyone needs me, I'm going to go find a second job. |
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[Oct. 13th, 2011|11:29 pm] |
Uh, I wasn't even aware I left this reality, so why the sudden vortex?
[text to Michael]: I don't know how an archangel got on my cell's contact list, but um, I have a small question regarding a currently demon infested giant castle. |
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[Aug. 21st, 2011|09:29 am] |
Whoops, got a dozen tickets to an amusement park where one of the best bands I've heard in a while are playing.
First come, first serve, friends and family only. Bring your own lunch money, there's no way I'm paying for a dozen bottomless pits' lunch. |
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[Aug. 20th, 2011|04:31 pm] |
Boys are stupid. You'd think I'd have learned that after seventy-two years, but I'm a slow learner! |
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[Aug. 9th, 2011|10:33 pm] |
Can someone come pick me up from the hospital? |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2011|10:19 pm] |
Man, I'm bored.
Anybody want to spar? |
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[Jul. 25th, 2011|12:31 am] |
I'm home safe and sound after being surrounded by hordes of geeks in San Diego.
Oh, Gaz, I got an email from the lawyers, you should have got one, too. Partial custody, one month on, one month off. Better half a win than not a win at all, I guess.
Grats, gorgeous. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2011|08:47 pm] |
I need some help from a person who knows a bit more than I do about the laws in this world.
What are the legal things that happen when you get married? Like, my mate told me if you're married, you get to visit them in hospital with no questions asked. What other things are like that? Where I come from, wives were basically property, but I'm told that's not true here. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2011|07:50 pm] |
Hey world! I'm sixteen and there's nothing you can do about it!
(read also: Cee is a liiiiittle tipsy) |
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[Jul. 7th, 2011|10:23 pm] |
It sucks having a mother who won't let you mope. She's right, but fuck, I want to. And every time I do, she casts Thunder on me. |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2011|10:37 am] |
Teja, check your email. I got you into the KOTOR MMO beta with me.
Robbie, figured you got your own. It doesn't suck.
I know they don't celebrate it in Italy, but I'm still going to blow shit up and light animals on fire on Monday. |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2011|02:41 am] |
I'm just a little worried that my face will stay this way if I keep it up. |
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[Jun. 28th, 2011|10:54 pm] |
I got bored so I auditioned for a movie part. I didn't think I'd really get it! Eeee! |
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[Jun. 28th, 2011|07:49 pm] |
Good things about people thinking my house is haunted: they leave me alone.
Bad things: They break my windows, and I have to come out and scare them and/or break their arms. |
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[Jun. 19th, 2011|12:22 pm] |
This had better be the right world or I'm going to hunt down the vortex and bitchslap it so hard. |
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