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[Apr. 25th, 2011|10:03 pm] |
this isn't fair.
nobody wait up |
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[Apr. 25th, 2011|07:27 pm] |
Brendann's gone.
Shop's still safe and Quorra's still there if anybody needs a haven.
If anyone needs me before this is over, I'm going to be at home. Drinking. Heavily. |
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[Apr. 25th, 2011|04:32 pm] |
Hey, uh, Mikey? Angels and other heavenly people? Hell, demons if you're playing nice?
You guys know Minos, right? Like, judge-of-the-dead Minos?
He kinda seems to be sitting in the Zocalo, the main square in Mexico City. He's already killed a buncha soldiers. We should maybe get on this, I'm thinking. |
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[Apr. 25th, 2011|01:53 pm] |
WORST BIRTHDAY EVER.
But at least everyone I know is still doing okay. Let me know if you need help, I'll come find you. |
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[Apr. 25th, 2011|01:23 pm] |
In this rather exciting time, I figured I had best let you all know that I am skilled in healing magic. If anyone needs me urgently, just let me know or simply find me at [London address]. It's likely best for me not to join a fight, but instead to heal the survivors. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2011|09:55 pm] |
Well that was really fucking unpleasant.
If anyone feels like taking out a level EIGHT FUCKING GRILLION voodoo priest, he's taken over the French Quarter here in NOLA.
Bastard blew off part of my left arm and part of my leg. YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR ME TO REGROW SHIT? THAT'S MY WALKIN' LEG, BASTARD. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2011|08:39 pm] |
Right.
For those of you wondering, I'm not a boss.
Stop trying to shoot me. I'm on your side. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2011|08:43 pm] |
Y'know...times like this, when I wanna thank my dad for screwing up my childhood, the bastard's not here for me to say it to his face.
Zombies. Why'd it have to be zombies? |
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[Apr. 24th, 2011|12:03 pm] |
I don't like this. There are too many monsters and not nearly enough elves. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2011|11:59 am] |
So many of the Dead roaming London. If you see any, please let me know where and I will come to assist. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2011|07:26 pm] |
I've got the twins, Jaina, don't you worry about us. We're going to my brother's. You do your Force thing, Pretty.
Stay safe. I love you, and don't feel like getting killed to avenge you. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2011|07:12 pm] |
Billy, Jacky Boy: I wouldn't let your daughter wander around your island. She almost got eaten by a squid looking thing, only about five times its normal size. She's tucked into her bed now, and I read to her, so she's fine.
Jojo: Speaking of daughters, how are you, my sweet?
I'm having a delightful time, I don't know about the rest of you. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2011|03:52 pm] |
Uh oh.
Has anybody found a Phoenix Down? |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2011|01:51 pm] |
Beholders? Okay, I'm never leaving work, because there is a huge, be-eyeball'd monster out there who shoots lasers from its eyestalks and is shockingly adept at magic.
Who pissed off the DM, guys? Because I can't reroll a new level 20 techkitten if this one gets killed in combat. And we are a squishy class.
Okay, liking it less here now. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2011|06:45 pm] |
Seriously? |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2011|03:36 pm] |
...I think I just saw an army of Creepers, followed by a spider-riding skeleton. Since when does Minecraft stuff happen in real life?
And yes, I'm a ex-nun who plays Minecraft. Bite me if that's so wrong... that's not an invite to the undead and unholy, for the record. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2011|11:41 pm] |
Does anyone know why my plants have suddenly started sprouting actual ready-made poultices and tinctures? Does anyone need any poultices and tinctures? |
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[Apr. 21st, 2011|11:26 pm] |
Oh. Crap. Fuck! The date. I just noticed today's date. April 21, 2011. Cameron told me that date once and I never forgot it. Judgment Day. This is when Skynet took over and humans started to hide and get close to being wiped out. I really hope I don't go back anytime soon now. Let's just say there isn't much of my world left after today. If I was somehow sent back, I hope it's not present day. That would really suck. And this, on top of the wird little monster things I cam across? Had to get away from crazy plants twice now.
Anybody going to the bar? Like, very soon? I could definitely use a few drinks. Or a lot, actually. I can probably help pay too. But I need some kind of distraction from this. Well.. not this here in particular, but what I know of where I'm from. Just need something fun to do. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2011|07:43 pm] |
Giant jellyfish. Jack, Bill, you two had better be staying out of the water, or I'll come over there and gut you myself. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2011|06:10 pm] |
Padfoot, I know the sirens are... pretty, but can you not hit on them, they are trying to kill you. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2011|04:10 pm] |
Jade? Gojyo? Where are you? I got a little lost. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2011|02:48 pm] |
YEEAAAEEE DOOM! |
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[Apr. 21st, 2011|06:47 pm] |
Ooh. I like this. Not seen a Polgara demon for the longest time... and he brought along a lot of his friends too, lots of different kinds.
They're so much fun to fight. Especially when they drop goodies when they're downed. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2011|06:45 pm] |
Interesting. Never thought this universe one for creatures of the night.
About time I got some practice in, though. One never knows when a fool might attempt something rash. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2011|11:48 am] |
I don't recall summoning Cerberus... |
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[Apr. 20th, 2011|09:46 pm] |
I'm adding another place to the list of safehouses, Flyleaf Books [London address], so far the worst we've had to deal with was a couple of snayls, and sure, they've got acid spit, but they're really really slow, and now we've got snayl shells to use for ... something, they're pretty sturdy if anybody wants them. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2011|09:44 pm] |
OMGEE BEST DAY EVAR! |
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[Apr. 20th, 2011|05:13 pm] |
... I hate this universe. So much. This place is absolutely ridiculous. I had to open up overtime for all of my underlings. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2011|01:39 pm] |
So... there's a boggle here. And it's pissed. I'm so not used to the critters from home it was kind of a surprise to find one. only hope the Auphe stay gone |
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[Apr. 20th, 2011|03:19 pm] |
What on earth is the matter with everyone? For my part, I traveled to Scotland early and found a fabulous batch of male centaurs at Stonehenge, and they haven't tried to attack me once! Ah, who knew the family would always keep such good care of me?
If you've gotten an issue, do come and enjoy the night skies with us. Camping off to the side, they've even set up a lovely lean-to! |
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[Apr. 20th, 2011|08:48 pm] |
If anyone's still looking for a place to hide, come to [Manchester magic shop address]. I've put a few wards and detection spells up, so things are pretty safe.
At very least, nothing's come by that I couldn't deal with. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2011|05:42 am] |
Happy birthday, Torii! I hope you don't mind if your birthday cake is postponed until we don't have a Thing to deal with. But you have gifts waiting for you at the house if you dare to traverse the monster-filled city for them! |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|09:58 pm] |
Hee! |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|09:55 pm] |
Miku and I are safe, no thanks to our Master. Thank you to all of those who texted in worry of us. We are staying in Uruk for the time being. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|06:08 pm] |
Ladies and gents who don't know how to defend yourselves, tell me here so I can come get you and find a safe spot for you. Nobody's dying all permanent like on my watch. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|03:27 pm] |
Zevran? Anyone who might possibly be from Thedas?
Is there any reason why two darkspawn rushed me at the port-key this morning when I landed near the Guildhall? They're dead now, but really, I didn't think this place had darkspawn. We don't have any Grey Wardens here, do we? |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|02:20 pm] |
Usually, in times like these, I offer up Mordhaus as a refuge for those who cannot fend for themselves.
Unfortunately, it seems as if Mordhaus has become a dungeon. A very, very dangerous dungeon. So unless you're really fucking good with a sword, I suggest you guys find a different place to seek shelter.
Dethklok and all hangers-on will be posted at the Mini-Mordhaus in London until further notice. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|08:36 pm] |
Oh, just what I needed. I was just about missing crushing things with my mind.
Might not be mechs or pirates, but weird demonic creatures work just as well. |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|02:32 pm] |
As we go about our days here, please do not attack the large, purple, speaking dragon. It is me, attempting to save your lives - if you choose to live them! |
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[Apr. 19th, 2011|02:10 pm] |
What beasts are these? Magic must be to blame!
Why are all of England's knights bloody actors and musicians? |
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