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[Dec. 19th, 2008|07:35 am] |
Quick question for those of you in the land of the intrawebs.
Has anybody seen a black and white, possibly male, very good at manipulating you with sad sad eyes cat wandering around [Shawn's apartment complex] lately?
Usually responds to a loud "HEY YOU." |
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[Nov. 27th, 2008|09:06 pm] |
( Spencer )
( Juliet )
Happy Thanksgiving. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|09:44 am] |
JUUUUUUUUUUUUULES!
Julie Jules Jules!
I have a strawberry banana smoothie with your name on it! (Seriously, I had the barista write it.) And I know you don't want it to go to waste... |
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[Oct. 21st, 2008|11:04 pm] |
This is all Shawn Spencer's fault..I know it!
When I find you Spencer, I will end you! |
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[Aug. 29th, 2008|08:24 am] |
This world is far too boring and lonely for my tastes.
Who's up for a spontanious trip to Fiji? I'll have you know I am an excellent (if not textbook) tour guide and the adventures will be memorable. Possibly dangerous, maybe even illegal. But totally memorable. Who would want to miss that? |
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[Jul. 28th, 2008|08:41 pm] |
Anybody else besides me get their hopes up that "Pineapple Express" meant someone had the exceptionally brilliant idea to deliver pineapples to doorsteps? |
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[Jul. 19th, 2008|09:14 am] |
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
Wait until you see this totally cool... thing I have! It's like right out of Star Trek! Look! I'm totally typing stuff on it! It's like a secret communicator! If you're nice to me, I'll let you try it.
Gus? |
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[Jul. 12th, 2008|07:14 pm] |
[Blocked from Pepper]
I can't quite shake the feeling of being a failure lately.
If anyone decides this is the time to twist a knife deeper about things I've done in the past, they can fuck right off. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2008|04:06 pm] |
Hey Daddy?
I need some help.
And before you freak out, it does not involve boys, sex or a combination of the two. It doesn't involve girls and sex either. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2008|10:58 pm] |
Right. So. The best part about alternate universes? Not having your Dad or Best Friend(tm) find out about how you accidentally forgot to pay your cell phone bill for months a bit and lecture you about having your only means of communication taken from you like a beloved stuffed animal thrown haphazardly into the trash heap. Or waking up to discover your precious pet cat named Chairman Meow had disappeared during the night... Man, you'd think the world couldn't survive without cell phones anymore! Gosh!
I really thought that the cut off limit was a lot longer than that! |
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[Apr. 12th, 2008|08:05 pm] |
So, alternate universe huh? Anything cool to do around here? Do I get superpowers? Flying would be cool. OH OH! Invulnerablity! Bullets bouncing off my eye would be freaky. Sweet, but freaky! Can I get a trenchcoat like Neo too? |
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[Apr. 12th, 2008|04:44 pm] |
For once, I miss my sisters. For while they do not like me they understand.
stupid AIRBREATHERS. stupid FOREVERS.
i tire of existence. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2008|03:53 pm] |
Y'ever get that feeling that you did something wrong, but you're not entirely sure what it was? Not something evil, just something that you expect your girlfriend to full name you for? I keep waiting to hear "Jason Peter Todd!" thrown at me, but hell if I can remember why.
I'm sure I did something to deserve it. |
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[Mar. 29th, 2008|01:40 pm] |
Gus! GUS!
This is so far beyond not cool. Yes, I get you're pissed at me about the whole Gooey Girl Only Dates Models and I Kinda Told Her You Weren't Really One thing but c'mon! Ditching me in the middle of nowhere in my sleep? NOT AWESOME. I'm so gonna get you back for this one. Consider it "on" my friend. |
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[Mar. 13th, 2008|09:17 pm] |
Thursdays. Never did get the hang of them.
Something about Thursdays just screams pizza and a movie. |
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[Mar. 9th, 2008|12:58 pm] |
Told ya so Gus. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2008|07:21 pm] |
[ | Tags | | | alexandra cabot, aramis, gail, greg house, jack dent, nonobits switcheroo, orlinda, raymond wood, satan, shawn spencer, tesla spencer | ] |
Third day observations:
-Bras hurt, when worn all day. It's more fun to go without.
-Skirts are breezy, especially when worn outdoors with smooth legs. Even if I knew this one, it's now socially acceptable to admit.
-Chocolate good.
-Free drinks at bars are even better.
Also, for the record: multiples? Still not old-hat. Definately still not old hat. Now I know why women take long showers. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|06:18 pm] |
Didn't want to miss the fun, so look at I... I'm a guy! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|01:11 pm] |
Hey Shawnsie. I'm busting Tess out for a little while, okay? She's going to hang with me.
She sort of got hit by this crazy gender thing. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|12:36 am] |
. . .
This aint normal.
. . .
SHAWN!!! |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2008|12:31 am] |
So. 'Looks like it's been a couple of weeks, now, hasn't it?
I wish this shit surprised me more.
At least now when people call me a 'bitch from Hell', they can mean it. I do have to say, I have a newfound appreciation for Satan though. Nice rack. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|02:57 am] |
Sequels to Jim Carrey movies that are not starring Jim Carrey are a crime against God and Man, and those who make them should be arrested for crimes against humanity.
I just wanted to throw that out there. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2008|03:41 pm] |
Marianne Delirium , you're better than the world. They took a lot of time Getting it right on dis gurl
[ [ I said, ] ]
Marianne Delirium , you're better than the world. They tookalotoftimegettingit tookalotoftimegettingit tookalotoftimegettingitright on dis gurl. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|07:08 pm] |
Shawn, you have to approve my visitors, apparently. I want a couple more people on the list aside from you and Gus, if that's cool. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|07:40 pm] |
So, um.
Is it just me or does the Universe love playing huge, stupid tricks on people? One minute I'm working on a back piece and the next I'm signing autographs.
I mean, I know I look like one, but what the christ is going on? Hello, My name is Artan Stillman and I'm apparently a rock star.
A little help would be... helpful. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|04:29 pm] |
So not cool, Shawn. You would make a move while I can't. |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|02:48 pm] |
I don't get paid nearly enough to play best friend, business partnert, babysitter and nurse, Shawn.
Where did you disappear off to? |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2008|01:42 pm] |
Well, that's certainly one way to spend one's 17th. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2008|04:05 pm] |
( Shawn ) |
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[Feb. 18th, 2008|11:10 pm] |
I have a human body. This is highly illogical as there is not a process for this. Was my computer consciousness placed in a human? Perhaps I am a cyborg. |
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[Feb. 17th, 2008|10:05 pm] |
Damn you cable!
I was all set to boycott the Knight Rider remake and then you pull this on me?
Hey Vortex! Can I have a KITT with Val Kilmer's voice too? Please? With ice cream and cherries on top? |
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[Feb. 16th, 2008|03:46 am] |
Erm, rude wakeup call, if there ever was one. . . |
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[Feb. 13th, 2008|02:55 pm] |
Explain to me why I had to serve a detention for someone else reading off my test? |
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