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[Sep. 22nd, 2009|04:46 pm] |
Ugh. People, please, we were doing so well for a while there. But now there's a whole new stormfront of secrets, and I've got a migraine the size of Pluto.
I honestly don't care who you tell, you can tell me, you can tell your therapist, you can tell a friend or a loved one or a pet or a stranger on the train, I don't care. It doesn't matter, as long as more than one person knows, it means that it's not a secret any more and it's not making me feel like my brain is slowly pushing my eyeballs out of their sockets. |
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[Sep. 13th, 2009|09:10 pm] |
So, it's finally come to my attention that I've missed the entrance of a few important individuals lately.
Angel, I believe it was? Where've you run off to? Please tell me Navi's not pasted you somewhere with the glitter. I promise, she does it out of love :P
Bill, you flighty (yet utterly handsome)... something-or-other, where the Hell did you end up? You had a flock of people pretty worried, good sir.
To everyone else. Have you seen a bag of marbles? I seem to have lost mine.
And yes, I'm serious. A physical pouch of small glass orbs. Missing. Don't even start, Magpie. |
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[Jun. 12th, 2009|04:54 pm] |
So! since I've been positively awful with keeping up with... anything I've said lately (they do call it flighty for a reason):
Next Sunday. June 21st. Solstice slash baby shower slash housewarming party. Since it's finally just about warm enough here for most of you to stand. Everyone's welcome, with the understanding that we're far enough out of the way that no one will here you scream, or find your body. :D
Rules of the house: Presents welcome, but not necessary. Food and drink provided, including booze for the 'adults'. There's plenty of room to stay, if you can't find it in yourselves to leave in a timely fashion, and... I think that's it. Not big on rules, me.
So... yes? |
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[May. 31st, 2009|10:52 am] |
You people and your secrets. You're trying to kill me aren't you?
For the love of whatever you find holy, if you've a secret, just tell it, you can tell me, you can tell a loved one, you can tell the hobo down on the corner for all I care. Just as long as more than one person knows it it's no longer a secret and it's no longer building up pressure in my frontal lobe. |
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[Mar. 24th, 2009|10:47 pm] |
( Rune ) |
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[Mar. 19th, 2009|01:53 pm] |
Guys, have any of you seen my contacts?
Edit: Do any of you deities want to get drunk FOR SCIENCE? This also applies to other mythological and religious figures. J, for example. |
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[Mar. 8th, 2009|08:40 pm] |
I have had the worst headache for the past few days. All I can figure is that there's suddenly more secrets than there were last week. Sort of how like a change in barometric pressure causes some people's joints to ache.
For the love of anything holy, please just tell a secret, get it out of your system and out of mine. |
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|12:20 am] |
The next 'clever' child that calls me 'Dances With Wolves' is going to be dropped off of something tall. Just because I don't have a name yet, doesn't mean you can taunt your elders. That being said: I like the spirit.
Also, Rune: 'Second Rate Poker Celebrity Turns Third-Rate Rodeo Cowboy'. A story's a story- and you know what they say about falling off horses. Something I also need to see about investing in, come to think.
To everyone else, happy belated New Year. Hope yours went as well as mine. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2008|12:42 am] |
( Rune, Navi, Bill, Will )
Who needs something to do on New Year's? I know I'm expected to go to at least one party, but I was thinking of throwing another. Especially for all of our... new friends. |
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[Dec. 25th, 2008|11:16 pm] |
What, no 'Merry Christmas' to your old friend, Magpie? I might have it in me to be insulted.
Fuck knows half my tribe was decent enough to bless me, today. I tell you, kids these days. So respectful. But that's a work in progress.
While I'm here, anyone good with computers, or working for the American government- I have a request to make of you. It's almost legal, even. |
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[Dec. 21st, 2008|04:09 pm] |
You know, last time I checked, telecommunication was a completely legitimate way of getting ahold of someone that didn't involve wicked thermals.
Not quite as fun, though.
High marks for style, minus a few hundred for anonymity. Who the hell couldn't just pick up a phone? |
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[Dec. 9th, 2008|12:53 pm] |
So it's time for the holiday spectacular grab-bag edition of the column, I'm thinking a 'strange but true' holiday traditions kind of thing, people like that sort of stuff.
What I need from you, my adoring public, is actual traditions, or things that should be tradition, or just plain silliness, if you'd like your name included in the article, please say so, if not, say that too. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2008|09:54 am] |
Oh, this is such bullshit. They moved us again and didn't say dick about it!
Well, screw 'em. I'm drinking Linda's vodka. And I'm turning Jeanna's dress into a purse.
Anyone want to help me with self sabotage? |
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[Nov. 16th, 2008|05:26 pm] |
So, had meetings with my respective editors today (four of them! Christ, didn't think there were that many magazines what all needed a gossip columnist) and they're all glad that I'm over whatever it was I caught after my vacation (that I still don't remember taking) and thanks to my lovely volunteers I've actually got a column to give them.
Going on a wing and a prayer for followup however. Who thought that making up gossip could be so taxing?
In any case, another call for volunteers, and for an assistant, I'm not the most organized person out there and could certainly use some help with fact-collection and disregarding. |
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[Nov. 6th, 2008|01:40 pm] |
So, I've finally figured out how I'm going to go about this gossip columnist thing, especially since I've had a couple editors breathing down my neck for having to print 'best of' collections while I've been settling back in from my trip, recovering, they tell me.
Mind you, I've no idea what this trip was or where I was gone to, or for that matter what I should be recovering from.
My solution is this: Who wants me to write a snippet about them? And why?
It really is that simple, though don't expect this story to be at all truthful, unless of course your truth is stranger than my fiction.
Also, I am still looking for an assistant, if anyone doesn't mind helping me check facts and then blithely disregard them. |
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[Sep. 30th, 2008|01:37 pm] |
So, it seems that this crazy mixed-up world has seen fit to make me a trashy gossip columnist.
I'm not entirely sure that I'm cut out for this job. I could use an assistant. The typing I can do, that's easy, it's just the whole gathering information thing that I'm not so good at.
I know things, sure, but that's not the same as knowing things. So, consider this a formal request: Are you a go-getter? Do you like people? Do you like knowing EVERYTHING about EVERYBODY and then plastering it all across the news? If so, just give me a poke here, or give me a call [office phone] we'll schedule an interview or something, however it's done these days.
Added a couple hours later
Uh, so apparently making facts up is alright too, so, I'm also looking for someone who's good at that. |
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[Sep. 23rd, 2008|07:31 am] |
Wheeee! That was fun! Let's do it again! Now I feel like Dorothy, only, taller. And this isn't Oz, it's... London, definitely London. Been a while since I've been to London. I like it.
Now, if someone wouldn't mind explaining what's going on? I don't usually travel by whirlwind, in fact, I can't recall a time before now that I have. |
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