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[Jan. 15th, 2012|05:07 pm] |
I know that I'm asking for it, but I'm going to say it anyway. Is it me, or has it been pretty quiet lately? |
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[Dec. 24th, 2011|01:34 pm] |
When did the afterlife get so many trees? And why is it cold? |
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[Dec. 21st, 2011|08:05 pm] |
Dani? What is Lipitor? And Viagra? I move around this internet and see strange things that look like advertisements, but I have no idea what those things are. |
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[Dec. 8th, 2011|09:50 pm] |
Qing, are you occupied this Friday? |
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[Nov. 27th, 2011|07:39 pm] |
I'm so glad that the kidnappers turned out to just be members of organized crime. I was worried it would be a cult and I'd be stuck at work for another month straight. |
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[Nov. 3rd, 2011|05:51 pm] |
Are there any other holidays or religious festivals which have such attacks? I ask this not in jest, in case there is any confusion.
( Qing )
( Ezio ) |
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[Oct. 27th, 2011|10:27 pm] |
ow fuck! |
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[Oct. 26th, 2011|08:13 pm] |
Oh, boy, Halloween's coming up. Busiest day of the year for me. So long sleeping for the week. |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2011|07:47 pm] |
That didn't seem like Rift activity. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2011|04:31 pm] |
Altair, you're taking me out to dinner tonight. Pick me up at six at [address]. |
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[Oct. 20th, 2011|05:24 pm] |
Right then. Let us consider the facts.
The building I am standing in is obviously on Oxford Street in front of Hyde Park, but consider that the metal used to construct it is of an alloy that is entirely unknown to my formidable intellect and also clearly not made in the foundries of Newcastle. The automobiles, if I am to assume are the conveyance travelling in the roadways, are considerably more advanced than the sort I was confronted with during this morning's constitutional to the Yard.
Second, there is a quality to the light that is not created by either gaslights or the primitive style of electric lumination that Edison has been experimenting with. Additionally, the people passing by on the streets are neither dressed appropriately for the evening, nor the unseasonably cold October London recently has been experiencing yet the air is no longer chilled.
Third, a great gust of wind greeted me as I left Baker Street this evening, and has deposited me here on Oxford.
In conclusion, fantastic though it may be, I must assume that transport has occurred beyond that of known origin, and that I, Sherlock Holmes, am no longer in my correct time.
Am I correct? |
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[Oct. 18th, 2011|07:27 pm] |
Strange. Very strange.
This is certainly not Masyaf. |
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[Oct. 17th, 2011|05:16 pm] |
Let me understand this fully.
Children will knock on my door, and I am expected to give them candy. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2011|06:09 pm] |
This place grows more interesting all the time.
( Private ) |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2011|04:45 pm] |
I'm thinking tonight should be a Vegas night.
Who's with me? |
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[Sep. 27th, 2011|10:41 pm] |
You people again? By all of my fathers, I can't believe they keep considering this detail a promotion!
I'm Qing Bu, the Celestial Abacus, I'm here to chronicle all of your lives, blah blah blah, I know everything about you, blah blah blah, no I don't gossip or do anything about it, I just watch so that you end up in the right afterlife blah blah. |
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[Jun. 21st, 2011|10:18 pm] |
I hate it here again.
I'm going to drink until I die. ... and before you bring it up, yes, I'm immortal and technically can't die, but the sentiment is still there. |
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[Jun. 3rd, 2011|03:57 pm] |
Can anyone teach me how to swim? It seems somewhat absurd to me that I remember the big to-do about Jesus being born and I don't know how to doggy paddle. If I was stuck in the ocean or a pool or something, I'd have to just walk my way out. It's not very becoming of a lady of my station. |
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[May. 25th, 2011|05:48 pm] |
I'm sure I'm jinxing things, but thank goodness it's quieted down. Of course, now that I've said that, something else catastrophic will happen. Feel free to blame me for it. |
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[May. 6th, 2011|11:41 pm] |
Teja Wartooth, you're one fucking stupid walking piece of beef, you know that? |
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[Apr. 29th, 2011|06:36 pm] |
I'm sorry to everyone who lost friends. It's happened to me many times before in my own life, and I never got used to it either.
I don't need sleep, but I still feel like I need a nap. |
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[Apr. 20th, 2011|05:13 pm] |
... I hate this universe. So much. This place is absolutely ridiculous. I had to open up overtime for all of my underlings. |
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[Apr. 15th, 2011|11:59 pm] |
Why do people say it looks odd when I smile? I've had to fire three people this week. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2011|06:32 pm] |
You know, as far as transportation methods go, I'm actually a little more fond of planes than whirlwind, but hey, whatever works for you guys. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2011|08:17 pm] |
Heavens to Murgatroyd, I've been shifted through dimensions before, but not quite as abruptly, nor was it quite so isolated. I do hope that they captured the anomaly at the Institute, it would make for fascinating data!
I could only hope to presume that this Earth is the one that I've been told about, unless there are other worlds into which you are taken abruptly by what seems to be an isolated tornado. |
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[Mar. 26th, 2011|02:35 pm] |
I finally have enough vacation time acrued to take a week off! Next week I am going to do all the things I don't normally have time for, like sleeping. |
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[Mar. 17th, 2011|09:03 pm] |
This is the one day every year I take off of work. Someone take me out drinking. |
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[Mar. 7th, 2011|10:28 pm] |
I'm so confused. Who knits for fun? Isn't that just for old ladies named Pearl? I feel dirty just thinking about it.
Anyone want to come with me to Vegas and have some actual fun? |
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[Mar. 5th, 2011|06:29 pm] |
Okay, one of you celestial motherfuckers had better have a good goddamn explanation why I just had a fucking minotaur appear in my fucking office and call me his lord and master.
Edit: Uh. Okay, so I'm the king of the malebolge now, somehow. Wrath embodied or whatever. Just figured you guys should know that. |
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[Mar. 5th, 2011|01:39 pm] |
Back topside for a bit. How's me family? I've plans to give thems a bit of gifts what I got during me voyage outta Underhill, to the outlaying islands of Avalon, like. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2011|05:19 pm] |
So that's why I put up with you people. Mmmph. Happy now. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2011|10:55 pm] |
It's been a while, so I thought I'd let you all know that the dear captain and I are still out and about, if not incredibly active. if any of you lot need anything from either of us, feel free to pop by or give us a shout. Just because we aren't talkative does not necessitate that we are not keeping a watchful eye on our lot.
But as always, if it weren't for a reason, I wouldn't be posting.
The captain, Aggie and myself would like to extend an invite to an open house. If you've ever wished to simply be more social, or meet people of a fascinating and bizarre nature, this would be the time and place. A buffet of most generous proportions will be there, as well as possible live music by whoever bothers bringing their instrument of choice.
The day's Saturday, the time's 1pm until question mark, and the place is our island home on Tortuga. [Directions from portkey].
No RSVP needed, but it'll always good to hear from the lot of you. |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2011|01:52 pm] |
Why does my house smell like dog? |
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[Feb. 20th, 2011|05:06 pm] |
Ah, so it seems I've had two prior selves show up in this world. Well, to make things abundantly clear for you lot, I've no knowledge of you personally unless I say otherwise, I've never been very interested in flirting with strange sorceresses, and I've become less interested in tossing subjects into the bog over the past couple decades. I save that only for certain occasions. I've plenty of oubliettes that work just as well as making one smell awful.
I only bothered looking because of this woman that my son seems to show concern in, even if she also seems to be an impudent brat who does not know to question a king's authority. It seems that she was speaking the truth. However, I see no discussion of her being pregnant, much less having a child. Looks as though she might have been caught up in whatever clash this world's going through presently. |
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[Feb. 20th, 2011|05:29 pm] |
( OOC: )
Ahhh humans. Such interesting creatures. It is so amusing to watch you all. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2011|09:42 pm] |
You see, this? This is why I was sent here.
You people. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2011|12:08 am] |
Ugh, Zepar, stop it. |
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