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[Jul. 27th, 2010|01:30 am] |
[Locked only from old-Miniver]
If I didn't know better, I'd think everything that's happened since I got here has been one of those elaborate nightmares where people see the worst case scenario of where they'll end up if they don't get their shit together, and then they wake up screaming and become hermetic vegans who live the rest of their lives in a desperate quest of penance and self-redemption that involves contemplating worms while flogging themselves in the basement of a monastery.
Which um... I guess is an overly elaborate way of saying like... what did I do to piss off the legions of Hell itself? I mean... does anybody actually like me? I mean old-me? I mean... I know this was some kind of weird vengeance thing about some other guy or whatever but like... I also heard this ain't the first time I've been almost killed by demons or just really really pissed people off.
Shit. I don't wanna end up like that. |
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[Jul. 26th, 2010|09:33 pm] |
Reid? Natalie? Just been a while since I heard from you guys, and I worry. Too much crazy here for one world, so when it blows up, I'm going to worry about you guys.
... anyone sane can feel free to reply to this. Sanity is good, and shiny, and a lot less likely to stab you in the face or eat your entrails or god sometimes my job is terrible. |
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[Jun. 24th, 2010|02:20 pm] |
After some exploration, I have learned this much: I am in a city named London. Somehow, I had come to be in possession of another person's belongings before arriving here, though I have no memory of being given them. It took some time to find the address on the cards, but I did, and found that the keys worked in the door, and no one was there.
Having nowhere else to go, I decided to remain here and do my best to learn about this world from the evidence of whomever's life I have inherited. I do not think they will mind. I do not think they will return. I only hope that wherever they have been taken, they do not have reason to miss it much.
This world, after all, is not so unlike my own as to be totally unrecognizable. Our technology is not so advanced as this. But our people... we are not the same at all, although we are the same. I must learn the right words, and how to recognize... "man" and "woman"...
Are there many here, who have fallen out of other worlds? |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2010|09:06 pm] |
Who has a date with a hot blonde on Friday? Oh yeah, that's this guy.
Mady, I'll have you know, that this IS a bragworthy event, because this is an actual date, which isn't a euphemism for sex. A movie and everything. So don't you give me that "Sky is blue, grass is green" crap.
And some grass is blue. Just ask papa, he lived down there for a long, long time.
Edit; Pam, would you like to go check out the new arrivals in SoHo some time? I'm just not feeling the stuff I've got anymore. |
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[May. 7th, 2010|06:15 pm] |
See this? This is the guy who just literally threw a guy out of the bar for being a dickbag to our other customers.
Who da man? |
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[Apr. 29th, 2010|01:52 am] |
Did you ever get the feeling your life was missing something, but you either can't figure out what, or the guesses you have aren't things that should matter? |
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[Apr. 24th, 2010|01:21 pm] |
Somebody want ta tell me why I'm wakin' up with a ring on m'finger?
An' then my ex shows up. This can not be good.
Today is fired. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2010|04:04 am] |
Seriously, wtf? Someone needs to tell me what's going on. Like, right the Hell now. These outdated structures are really giving me ideas I don't want to have. Just like the vortex is. But I really do not want to be thinking about that. Because then it might mean that I'm right. But if I am? Guess that means I get to play hooky from school.
I need to know for sure. I want to know the exact date and year. Right now. And my father may or may not have been dropped into this universe before today or will be soon. Depends on what month and year it is. And to think, I was all set to finish exams today. For me to say that I am not amused? Ohhh, that doesn't even begin to convey how I feel about this. I'm sure I can think of quite a few colorful words to describe it. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2010|08:43 pm] |
Oh fine, I'll post too. Hi, I'm Luc, I live here.
Ladies, commence to starting up your vibrators... Now. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2010|06:29 pm] |
Oh super. 2010? Really? I mean this isn't the first time you've moved me through time, Luc. But it's the first time we've gone back to before we were even born.
Where are you, little brother? Did you at least stick around to get me out of here? Mother, Father? Are either of you here yet? |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2010|06:35 pm] |
Gigi? Darling?
Would you mind explaining to me why the new bartender just called me "papa"? |
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