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[Jun. 12th, 2009|11:20 pm] |
Oh, great.
Okay, for those of you that don't know, aim for the head. Everything else is useless. Trust me, I've seen enough movies to know. And it would probably be a good idea not to have sex until this is all over. I know that's hard for some people, but seriously. Pants on until zombies are gone.
Alan, I think we should stick close to Denny. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2009|11:39 am] |
Okay, so I obviously was not in line of sight with the place where I teleported to, but I have seen the hallway of the apartment a million times. I wonder if I dematerialized and the molecules moved to the hallway, or if it was some kind of spontaneous magical phenomenon. Or maybe it's like Nightcrawler and I go through some other dimension.
Sheldon, we need to do tests. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2009|07:26 pm] |
Wanted: One female, preferably blonde and in her twenties, wishing to relocate to Los Angeles, specifically [address, across the hall]. Conforming to this culture's standards of attractiveness is a plus, high intelligence not required. |
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[Feb. 16th, 2009|05:09 pm] |
Leonard. It occurs to me that Penny's absence may be causing you some discomfort. Since your relationship didn't progress to a physical stage--that I'm aware of--I assume it wouldn't be correct to term it 'sexual frustration'.
Perhaps it would benefit you to find someone to approximate the role in your life that Penny filled. Whatever you would call that. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2009|07:28 pm] |
Okay, I don't think that was my fault. |
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