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[Aug. 6th, 2009|11:18 pm] |
Okay, so I have one question...and maybe its just because its from the Ukraine, but how does one develop a talent to balance a plate of candles on their heads while doing a belly dance? Really?
See what I mean
And what is with the judge watching her? He looks like he needs a cold shower... |
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| An interesting discovery |
[Apr. 1st, 2009|08:44 pm] |
It appears that I have gained the ability to move through time - both backwards and forwards, it seems, though I have not begun to adequately predict my destinations. I have, however, deduced that these occurrences are instigated whenever I achieve the driving speed of 88mph.
I do not believe I can attribute this to random happenstance, though I will admit that I was under the impression that this genetic 'bomb' was intended for human alteration. Then again, there is much about this world that defies my understanding of both science and physics.
Regardless of my ultimate destination, I can, without compromising the security of Knight Industries, disclose that I have recorded an extreme measure of cold, to the point of ice forming across my shell upon arrival in every time period so far. |
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[Feb. 15th, 2009|03:00 pm] |
Kobie.
I don't know if it's possible when Kitt isn't KITT, but if you could do your best to locate him, I'd really appreciate it.
He um... he didn't come home last night. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2009|10:55 am] |
( KITT? ) |
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[Jan. 25th, 2009|11:41 pm] |
Dude, dude, dude.
You want to know what I call this?
One Million Hits on Youtube.
For the Horde, folks.
No offense to The Guild, or, y'know, Kael'thas Sunstrider? I hear you're an upstanding dude, man. But you have to admit, that was legendary. For real.
For real.
((OOC: The blue-underlined is a link to a video of the pseudo-raid on Kael in NYC, with sound, complete with Hardison whooping and shouting every once and a while. Yes, that and weapons was his contribution to the battle.)) |
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[Jan. 24th, 2009|04:18 pm] |
The memories of this last week are fuzzy, but they're there. |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2009|11:15 pm] |
Um, guys? I think we have a problem. Like, a big one. Tink? Bladezz? Have you guys gotten real weapons yet?
I don't want to be alarmist or anything, but I think we may have to cancel the raid tonight. Um. Kael is sorta. Like he is in the game.
Help?
Edit; Okay, we need some serious help. Like, there's super heroes and stuff here, right? Iron Man? Pretty please? |
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| A Query |
[Dec. 7th, 2008|11:36 pm] |
Good evening.
I am uncertain precisely as to whom I should be addressing in this forum. I was simply directed via an unsolicited message sent via data packet following an inexplicable meteorological disturbance that appears to have separated my self from that of my driver. My present location appears to be approximately 16 miles SSW of the Tower of London, and all attempts to account for my partner's whereabouts have been fruitless. It has also come to my attention, once I attempted to contact the SSC, that my personal security protocols required for access to the Knight Industries complex and databanks have suddenly been rendered invalid and, for all intents and purposes, were never otherwise.
My apologies, I believe I am being what you might consider rude. I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand, but most humans I interact with prefer to refer to me by the abbreviated 'nickname' of K.I.T.T. I am an artificial intelligence housed currently in the physical form of a Shelby Cobra 500KR. Further disclosure would, I believe, violate the security of the Foundation I was created by, so that information should be adequate for now.
I was instructed to direct my queries here by an unknown source as a result of encountering this frankly unusual weather phenomenon, and as my current satellite telemetry is yielding no tangible result that is remotely satisfactory, I concluded that an enquiry here would not go amiss. I was also thus informed that a human face upon this internet-based query would be more relatable than that of my form as a car. I have selected such based upon popular facial attributes in the popular media, and I believe it is acceptable.
I would appreciate the assistance of anyone who could enlighten me, for while a transatlantic drive across the bottom of the Atlantic ocean to achieve my former position would not be entirely out of the question, though sub-zero temperatures, oceanic pressure and the relative unevenness of the ocean's bottom would make that arduous, I believe it would be far more pragmatic to establish communications with the Knight Industries branch that appears to be located here in the United Kingdom. |
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