| |
[Jun. 8th, 2012|10:53 am] |
One would think after over 3,000 years on this planet, that I'd be bored with life. Nope, not at all. |
|
|
| |
[Jun. 3rd, 2012|02:48 pm] |
Okay.
Not exactly what I was expecting to happen after closing the portal. |
|
|
| |
[Oct. 27th, 2011|11:15 am] |
So many new faces since I last popped up to say hello. So... hello. |
|
|
| |
[Sep. 27th, 2011|02:06 pm] |
Oh I never thought I would be bored here. Hmph. |
|
|
| |
[Jun. 29th, 2011|11:59 am] |
IT'S A GIRL!!!!!!!!
Oh God, it's a girl. |
|
|
| |
[May. 9th, 2011|01:24 pm] |
Where am I?
Where's Wilfred?
And why am I still me? |
|
|
| 007 |
[Apr. 17th, 2011|07:19 pm] |
I miss men. I truly, truly do. |
|
|
| |
[Dec. 29th, 2010|12:49 pm] |
I am hosting a New Year's eve celebration at all of my clubs. Everyone is invited. |
|
|
| |
[Nov. 16th, 2010|12:12 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | anne boleyn, anne of cleves, anthony knivert, charles brandon, edward tudor, eustace chapuys, gabriella montez, henry tudor, jade, katherine of aragon, mary tudor, sonya blade | ] |
Jane and I are having a baby! |
|
|
| |
[Oct. 27th, 2010|01:33 pm] |
Hm. Well now. This should prove interesting. |
|
|
| |
[Jun. 4th, 2010|05:19 pm] |
Well, that was a disappointing night. |
|
|
| |
[Jun. 4th, 2010|10:04 am] |
Well. Erm. This isn't Bellerophon.
This computer is antique, and I can't reach any of the ship's addresses.
I'd like to know who the hell is holding me here, and where the hell my sister is. |
|
|
| |
[Apr. 1st, 2010|01:41 am] |
B is for... BORED.
Where's a gruesome, unorthodox, creepy and deliciously epic murder when you need one? |
|
|
| |
[Mar. 12th, 2010|03:43 pm] |
Well. That was rather... unexpected and quite erotic. Who knew you could make a man orgasm by passing through his entire body that way... |
|
|
| |
[Feb. 25th, 2010|12:08 pm] |
Soooooo.
Do any amazingly beautiful fans of mine need their breasts signed?
Seriously.
Just come on down.
Markers in the cleavage'll get you my phone number. |
|
|
| |
[Feb. 8th, 2010|11:19 pm] |
Party this weekend at all Jeweled Fantasy locations. Even if you are a part of couple, feel free to come. Pun very much intended. |
|
|
| |
[Jan. 11th, 2010|09:54 am] |
Well now... I must admit that's the longest I've ever been so silent. What shall this new year bring... |
|
|
| |
[Jan. 8th, 2010|10:54 pm] |
Decided to let my hair grow out. |
|
|
| |
[Oct. 5th, 2009|10:28 am] |
In anticipation of that predictably crazy holiday at the end of this month, I'm just going to state this for the record right here and now:
1. I will not be marrying Satan this year.
2. I will not be dressing up this year.
3. I will not be attending every party I can find this year.
4. I will not be participating in mass orgies everywhere.
Instead, I am planning on spending the day/night with one very special person, he knows who he is. Assuming of course that he doesn't have plans with anyone else, that is. |
|
|
| |
[Sep. 15th, 2009|07:21 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | ageless bill turner, calliope sedant, damien thorn, erik northman, henry fitzroy, hope smith-harkness, jade, rob fellows, rosalie hale, sadako yamamura, sophie-anne leclerq | ] |
My my, what have we here? Oh isn't this just precious? I'm not quite sure I'm in Louisiana anymore. Quaint. I haven't been to California since the Gold Rush.
Hello my lovelies. You have yahtzee here, yes? |
|
|
| |
[Sep. 8th, 2009|11:15 pm] |
I'm hungry. Who here would like to come with me for some late dinner? |
|
|
| |
[Aug. 19th, 2009|02:08 pm] |
( Henry ) |
|
|
| |
[Aug. 14th, 2009|04:00 pm] |
Okay, I don't normally do this because hello, trashy. BUT I am horny. Desperately so.
Are there any hot, young, unattached guys or girls that just want some no strings attached fun? Because I do NOT have the time for anything serious and I've been working so much I haven't had time to find nookie on my own. |
|
|
| |
[Aug. 6th, 2009|03:19 pm] |
A sexy masquerade. I always did adore those. So I shall have to throw one. I recently acquired an island and I am in the process of building another branch of Jeweled Fantasies. Should be done by this weekend and I think a no-holds barred sexy masquerade would be just the grand opening event it deserves. Everyone is invited.
ETA:( Adikia ) |
|
|
| |
[Jul. 16th, 2009|11:58 am] |
I think a new business venture is in order. By the Gods, I am bored... |
|
|
| |
[Jul. 1st, 2009|01:02 pm] |
Never think to yourself "could my life get any more unusual?" because that's when the world decides to tell you "yes".
Can anyone tell me where I am? |
|
|
| |
[Jun. 14th, 2009|10:44 pm] |
My establishment is secure. If anyone needs a place, come to {address}. |
|
|
| |
[May. 20th, 2009|02:00 pm] |
Okay, I know how sometimes, when I do yoga? I get really lightheaded and the room spins a little.
This. Was. Not. Like. That.
RYAN! |
|
|
| |
[May. 15th, 2009|01:34 pm] |
WOOHOO!!!!!!!!! |
|
|
| |
[May. 15th, 2009|01:30 pm] |
It's bloody hot in California this time of year, isn't it? I thought I'd visit the governor here, he was an old friend of my father's.
I've grown far to accustomed to London. |
|
|
| |
[May. 1st, 2009|09:41 pm] |
How very peculiar....
Perhaps I have mourned for far too long. I believe I'll be going out tonight. |
|
|
| |
[Apr. 8th, 2009|09:39 pm] |
Hm. Interesting. |
|
|
| |
[Apr. 8th, 2009|09:53 am] |
That wasn't a normal Wind, and wherever this is, it doesn't smell right at all.
I am not happy. |
|
|
| |
[Mar. 23rd, 2009|12:55 pm] |
So as I look around a bit, reading a little on here myself, I notice many people speaking of some "fanatics" whom are hunting down ah...those who aren't human? In my days I have come across the inhuman, usually some kind of twisted evolution, alien, or scientific experiment. Though I have encountered some here who claim to do magic. Really. Magic? I find all of this to be highly dubious. Fortunately, I don't believe any of this is real and that I'm either part of someone's sick experiment, or this is a dream. Either way, I'll just have to make the best of it. I personally don't have much care for what appears to be going on though...but I wonder...if I were to take a side, which would benefit me the most? |
|
|
| |
[Mar. 12th, 2009|09:44 am] |
Jane Seymour?
Marry me. |
|
|
| |
[Mar. 5th, 2009|12:15 am] |
I'm starting to become accustomed to this new life. I find it quite enjoyable. Though I have noticed some pleasing differences. I do like the methods of travel. Ohh, and the person I replaced upon my arrival? It just so happens that I have a summer home here in London that my "parents" bought some years ago.
There are so many empty rooms here, and the home itself is quite spacious. And since it is not yet summer.. well, then I suppose it would be very ideal if someone were to hold a gathering here. Call it a party. One in which a person's basic needs and desires are satisfied to the fullest. Food, drink, music, and.. other stuff. You know. I'm sure you get the idea. I shall be working to find a convenient date for this. Suggestions are welcome.
----
( Crowley )
----
( Jesus ) |
|
|
| |
[Mar. 2nd, 2009|03:29 pm] |
Okay... what the hell was that? Two seconds ago, I was in Ohio. I'm not even sure where I am.
At least it looks like I don't have to deal with my partner screaming at me. |
|
|
| |
[Feb. 28th, 2009|05:41 pm] |
Well, looks like business is business in any old universe! Some old fellows haven't a clue how to treat a woman, even if she charges.
Who wants to go for a drink and bit of good fun? |
|
|