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[Sep. 5th, 2008|07:49 pm] |
Thank you to all who came to my wedding. It meant a lot to both of us that you could share in the experience. It makes my heart very full to know that I have so many wonderful friends and family.
Skwisgaar and I are going to be on honeymoon for the next two weeks, but if there is an emergency, don't hesitate to make contact with me.
( Soren and Cassidy. )
( Miniver. )
( Glyndaa. ) |
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[Aug. 25th, 2008|07:51 pm] |
( Sissy. ) |
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[Aug. 22nd, 2008|09:44 am] |
Stephanie Meanswells, would you goes out with me to sees a movie or something? I been meanings to asks you for a long times now, so don't thinks dis is because we is gots future kids or nothing, okay?
Speaking of future kids, I goings to says dis only one times to you girls. I don't wants your hearts brokens, so don't go and dates no more of my bands mates, okay? I knows dem. Dey is only cause heartbreaks and hollow feelings and de bittersness of winter bites excepts in your souls.
Acepts for Skwisgaar buts dats is my heavy burdens to deals with and nots yours.
And whys de heck do I always feel sleepy all de times now? Dis is crap. I gunna takes a nap so I can watch a movies with Stephanie. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2008|12:06 am] |
I leave for two days and shit hits the fan.
See, this is why you people need me around. So shit doesn't hit the fan.
What's this I hear about a time traveling futurebrother? And his little buttcestual best friend? |
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[Aug. 11th, 2008|01:25 pm] |
Oh man. Apparently I can still get hangovers. Time for some painkillers.
Nathan, did you make it home okay? |
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[Jul. 31st, 2008|08:47 pm] |
OH MY GOD MY UNCLE SKWISGAAR IS GETTING MARRIED. THE END OF TIMES IS UPON US.
Congratulations, Lulu, you'd probably be better than any other woman out there for him. At least you know how to deal with his mood swings. And his addictions. And his accent. And his OCD. And his crazy friends. And his schlong.
YAAAAAY. |
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[Jul. 11th, 2008|01:48 am] |
KLOKATEERS. You is sets on an extra tables space for dinnersmeals.
I is takes my girlpersons to meets on my fuckings bands togethers for a foodstime and if ANY OF YOU DILDOS FUCKS DIS UPS FOR ME I GOINGS TO PERSONALLY MAKES SURE YOUR CHILDRENS IS BORNS INSIDES OUT.
Thank yous. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2008|11:48 pm] |
I truly don't know how we ever got along without cars in Spira. And limos! One of my favorite inventions. It's certainly better than having to walk everywhere. Though I suppose I should do a bit more walking, if only for staying fit.
Unless there are other forms of recreation that qualify as exercise that I don't know about. Does anyone have any suggestions? I don't know the sports of your world (and I'm fairly uncoordinated at teams sports as it is - I only needed to try blitzball once to know it isn't something in which I excel). |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2008|04:53 pm] |
Oh Miiiiiniveeeerrrrrr!
Grab your swim trunks, slather on some SPF and put up your hair. You and me are going poolside~
<3 |
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[Jul. 3rd, 2008|03:09 am] |
Okay, that's it.
I got my head on straight now after taking my little uncle out for some fun and action, but I actually am kinda worried about my big uncle.
I wanna meet this chick that he's head over heels for. If she's going to be the apple of his eye, she needs to know she's gotta pass some seriously wicked tests. Nobody's gunna sneak MY uncle away from his debauchery and awesomeness. |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2008|07:38 pm] |
I win.
All you poor little goofballs won't evers get what I has got.
I gots a sexy body, de most best guitarsounds in de worlds...
And a hot sexy magic-usings babe dats like on me for more dans my money.
You can starts and feels pitiful...
now. |
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[Jun. 15th, 2008|06:53 am] |
I am such a huge dork. It's incredible how much clumsiness I contain.
It must be my secondary mutation, or something. Extreme dorkiness. |
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[Jun. 14th, 2008|07:14 am] |
I'm back!
And apparently daddy's gone. So is that little minidrummer. LAME. Oh well.
Anyone wanna kick it with a sailor back on shore? |
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[May. 21st, 2008|01:32 pm] |
Well, at least the dresses are shorter and prettier today. I'm still not wearin' them. But they sure are an eyeful. |
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[May. 11th, 2008|06:30 pm] |
So, I am having on a celebrates beforeacos of finally quits my dildos job with a contractings of being tells what to do by a dildos rat guy and whatevers a hell that was abouts and crap.
ANYWAY I quits on that and tears up a contracts, so I'm is am being made of frees and stuff, so I gets to celebrate on an independents and everybodies who can come to [address] tonight gets to come to the party, is going to be really totallies made of awesome and loud and booze and hot chicks and shit, even if you doesn't makes on an idea of coming, I'm am going to have a reallies good time. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2008|10:51 pm] |
So, tomorrow, or, rather, later today, we'll be off for Shipwreck Cove, or whatever may be in its place. If you aren't coming with, you're still more than welcome to come see us off.
We're leaving from [location in Florida] and we'll be gone for... some time. How much time is entirely dependent upon our success, and the winds.
For those of you who are coming, you should already have received your assignment as to which ship you'll be going on, the Horizon with myself and Bill, or the Other Vanity with Anne and Petit.
If not, we'll work that out on the docks, won't be the first time we've thrown a crew together from scratch, likely won't be the last. And besides that, what are you doing up and reading at this hour? Get some sleep, you're going to need it.
As for the rest of you: Wish us luck, we're going to need it. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2008|10:16 pm] |
Okay really, what the fuck's going on? I mean I certainly didn't create that huge vortex thing. At least I don't think I did. I really hope I haven't gone all wonky. That would suck. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2008|03:06 pm] |
When a vortex that I did not create transports me to another place, it worries me. I know this isn't my universe, and I've tried conjuring my own vortex, but it won't take me back. I am most displeased with this. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2008|07:12 pm] |
Ohhhhh hell no. I did NOT just get sucked up by some stupid dildoes tornado and get dropped into London. That just doesn't happen when I'm on my first European tour. So somebody had BETTER put me BACK into that vortex and get me back on stage before I start kicking asses and taking names. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2008|02:52 pm] |
So, for everyone coming to the party next Thursday, here's me and Sammy's [address]. And here's some other info ( I jotted down this morning. )
If you're allergic to dogs, sorry, but I've got one. Allergy pills? |
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