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[Dec. 11th, 2010|07:27 pm] |
Hey, it could've been worse with the gender switching. We could've had that thing where we had to have sex at the same time. Yeah. How crap would that have been?
Just keeping it in perspective for everyone. |
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[Dec. 10th, 2010|03:54 pm] |
All I have to say is, thank God Scully isn't here to see me now.
And Eskarina? Perhaps our weekly coffee date should be put on hold until this clears up? I'm not really sure how much I feel like going out in this state. You're welcome to come to my apartment instead if you'd like. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2010|04:09 pm] |
I suspect the reason I didn't see this coming is because the Force has a sense of humor.
Or because Rahne's God is angry about something. |
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[Dec. 9th, 2010|10:48 am] |
My Darling McGonagall,
Remus has fled our abode for the comforting arms of his girlfriend, Steve. This means, of course, that you and I will have the room to ourselves, for all of our torrid lesbianism. Please visit soon so that I may bask in your splendor!
Yours always,
Sirius Black |
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[Dec. 9th, 2010|08:48 am] |
Oh girls, it's good to have you back, I missed you. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2010|11:21 pm] |
I took a portkey even though I hear that's the reason why I've got tits again. It's worth it to join a few mates at a midnight release party, though.
And I figure I'll get more loot with ... well, my sort of breasts. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2010|11:07 pm] |
What on earth? I'm a man! This is beyond the pale. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2010|02:20 pm] |
... did I take another really long nap? Oops. And what's everyone all upset about? |
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[Dec. 6th, 2010|02:10 pm] |
It's so not fair that I haven't changed into a boy yet! I'd be adorable! ... but I guess it's okay, the kids would probably get confused, and I do have a really hot girlfriend now.
Sam, how are you holding up? |
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[Dec. 6th, 2010|12:42 am] |
Is there an answer to whatever's been changing people's genders again? I'd like my husband to let me leave the house before the end of time. I don't blame him for not wanting to lose his bits again, even temporarily, but there are some weirdly fond memories of being ... swapped. Not that I want to do it again, Dean. |
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[Dec. 6th, 2010|03:37 am] |
Although I'm tempted to stay at home until the crazy starts to fade... I bet there are a lot of confused people out there.
But I really don't want to be a chick again, because that one time at Halloween was... disturbing. And piratey.
Do I try to help, or do I just hide in here with my guitar until it passes?
Decisions, decisions... |
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[Dec. 5th, 2010|09:14 pm] |
I need to find another place to stay. At least until this whole thing is over. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2010|04:54 pm] |
G.A., I'm pretty sure my costume isn't going to fit. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2010|03:37 pm] |
This is going to give me a headache... |
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[Dec. 5th, 2010|12:31 pm] |
This all is hilarious, by the way. I wonder why I haven't been affected. |
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[Dec. 5th, 2010|12:55 pm] |
Kissing a girl is weird.
And also I'm back to being one again. A guy-girl-guy-girl could get dizzy with all this madness. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|10:46 pm] |
This is 99% UNACCEPTABLE! (The 1% that's okay is the hats.) |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|10:33 pm] |
Well... I suppose using a shoulder holster is out of the question for the time being. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|11:59 pm] |
That does it..second time I find myself as a broad..
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|10:22 pm] |
Again. Seriously? Again. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|10:37 pm] |
Still feels kinda strange being in this form. But at least I still have my abilities intact. Perhaps I should call myself Delia instead of Damien during this. So.. for guys, or anyone turned into guys. Who wants to have some wild fun? I think it would be quite the fun ride.
It already is now, but might even more so with the aid of another. Plus I'm curious about testing this new body out while I can. My manor door will be unlocked. So are any hot guys out there interested in giving this one a go? ;) |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|08:40 pm] |
This isn't so bad, really. As long as it ends at some point. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|09:35 pm] |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|07:42 pm] |
I'm pretty! |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|07:22 pm] |
Well, this is going to make date weekend awkward. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|05:08 pm] |
We're doing this again? Alright then. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|04:22 pm] |
Dangit! How is it that I'm still pocket-size? |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|06:04 pm] |
Apparently, even cars are not immune. Nor are they amused. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|04:04 pm] |
PHINEAS!
... ISN'T HERE.
AUGH. WHO DO I BLAME NOW? |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|03:56 pm] |
Dad? I am so sorry. All I did today was go to the mall, I swear. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|03:35 pm] |
I am going to find the nearest living thing and choke it. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|03:17 pm] |
If this is someone's idea of a joke, I'm not laughing. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|03:15 pm] |
Well, at least it's not just me. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|03:11 pm] |
MOONY, COME LOOK AT MY BOOBS.
Professor McGonagall! Now we can fulfill your lesbian fantasies! |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|11:32 am] |
Damon? We have a problem. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|11:30 am] |
Seriously?
I don't even know how to go to the bathroom the right way... |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|11:28 am] |
I think I'm going to cancel our date plans, Cris. I honestly can't handle it while I'm like... this. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|11:25 am] |
LOOK AT MY BREASTS!
This is amazing. I love it. They're so much fun to play with... why don't you women play with them more often? I would. In fact, I think I will. |
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[Dec. 4th, 2010|10:23 am] |
Well this is certainly interesting. Not often that I get caught up in the craziness around here. Really ought to have known I wouldn't be immune. |
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