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[May. 29th, 2010|05:48 pm] |
Fun Fact:
There are no portkeys in Nepal. And people in foreign countries don't take well to finding motley-haired, pierced women wandering around Buddhist monasteries, apparently. Who knew?
Now that I'm back in the land of decent cell reception- c'mon. Who missed me?
[Dex]
I don't even know. Just don't ask. We're 'replenishing our funds' in Vegas with the dick, and then I'll be home. 'Sorry' doesn't even begin to cover it- and yes, John's aware he doesn't get to leave the state while driving ever, ever again. |
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[May. 22nd, 2010|03:55 pm] |
Well, it was a change of pace from the silver bullet theme, but can I just say that if I never dream about Sir Pervert of Brainbreak talking sculls again, it will be too soon. |
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[May. 5th, 2010|06:07 pm] |
I know they get freak weather in the Midwest, but seriously? Fist I'm in Chacago, then a tornado blows me back to London-but-not-London? You better not have had anything to do with this, Dresden, or you ass will be mine, faster than you can say "We're not in Kansas anymore." |
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[Feb. 6th, 2010|10:35 pm] |
Week three of attempting to train Zed, and no dice. However, I have noticed that she seems to listen better when I speak with a Cockney drawl. Go figure.
Once again, puppy food and rent rear their ugly heads, and I'm left pandering to the wise masses of the internet; anyone in need of a magician-slash-masseuse-slash-DJ-slash-fence? Please- think of the puppy. And my landlady! |
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[Jan. 10th, 2010|12:23 am] |
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT I NEED SOMEONE TO THROW ME A BACHELORETTE PARTY.
Or I could invite a bunch of naked people, that works too. |
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[Dec. 27th, 2009|01:14 am] |
So, as I am perhaps the least creative person on the planet, and the men that live in my house are either crude assholes, or about to be surprised:
Names for an adorable little girl I just brought home? I was sick of being the only girl in the house, after all.
I already 'cleared' it with the landlady, Dex, and don't even try to say she's not adorable. Deal with it! ♥ |
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[Dec. 4th, 2009|11:34 pm] |
I'm back- and we managed not to sink the island! Be impressed. You can all go back to your regularly scheduled... schedule of ignoring me, now.
( Dexter )
( Thomas ) |
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[Oct. 31st, 2009|11:15 pm] |
Is it wrong I'm a little disappointed? Sun coming up, this side of the pond, and not a damn thing happened. After all that hype, just... nothing.
I'm disappointed in you, universe. What's a bored, down-on-her-luck half-magus supposed to do if the one for sure batshit night've the year's going to disappoint her?
Hey, Dresden. Happy belated birthday. Hope you an' Dex managed to survive another one. |
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[Oct. 13th, 2009|10:32 pm] |
Now that that nightmare's over, let's try this again.
Alternate universe. All sorts of things going bump in the proverbial night. Replacing a man of questionable taste and haphazard attempts at magic? This is taking two-bit to a new level. All pretty run-of-the-mill around here, it sounds like.
So just what is a down on his luck, apparently unemployed wizard supposed to do to make a living around here?
[Edit] I should have done this in the first place:
Harry Dresden- Wizard.
Lost items found. Paranormal investigations.
Consulting. Advice. Reasonable rates.
No love potions, endless purses, or other entertainments.
No office number, I'm afraid, but I'll answer here until it inevitably breaks. Damn phones. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2009|08:30 pm] |
Har bloody har, Elizabeth. Over a month, an' this is how y'greet us? Granted, redirectin' the transport to a pub, of all things... looks like y'makin' some kind of statement, eh?
I was comin' back t'explain. We weren't- We had a bit of a rough go, aye? But it's better, now. Ain't got much choice but t'bounce back, do we?
S'with the new message board? I miss that much while I was gone?
Oi! You. Yes, you, readin' this. What the bloody fuck's goin' on? Why ain't I findin' the Agency list, then?
(ooc: Bold text, for this journal, is Constantine speaking; he was strong enough to essentially possess Jax, instead of just imprinting on her. Lucky Jax XD) |
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