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[Nov. 24th, 2009|03:21 pm] |
Sisterperson? Shopping. Now. |
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[Nov. 21st, 2009|01:24 am] |
If another person tells me to cheer up, I am going to shoot them. |
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[Nov. 19th, 2009|07:13 pm] |
I'm not sure where I am, but I'm pretty sure it's not Ferelden.
Does anyone know how to get back to Denerim from here? I don't think the Darkspawn will just wait for me to return from my vacationing in Wherever-This-Place-Is before going back to destroying everything I know and love.
I'm not even sure how I ended up here to begin with. |
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[Nov. 18th, 2009|09:48 pm] |
Sable? Are you okay? I heard you're back. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2009|07:28 am] |
Oh come on, mate. This is fucking ridiculous! I know this isn't Bristol. Actually.. feels like London, judging from the sights I'm seeing. But I know the very slim chances of surviving a tornado without bodily harm, or whatever this was, dropping a bloke somewhere. Some broken bones at least. And yet I'm fine. Perfectly fine. Then again.. I'm Tony. Not really a surprise I came through it alright, I suppose. But seriously.. what is this. Sid? Maxxie, Anwar? Chris? Nips? Someone answer me. This don't work, then I'll just have to post another video blog instead. |
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[Nov. 8th, 2009|12:21 am] |
Screw homecoming. I am not going, I don't care if the whole football team asks me. One mouthbreather jock asking me was enough. Leave me alone. I have a date for the dance, his name is Jim, and yes, Mum, I'm teasing when I say that.
School needs to end now. |
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[Nov. 6th, 2009|03:52 pm] |
...I think I spent Halloween as a chick.
Girls, I now have even more respect for you. I really hope I didn't sleep with anyone. That'd be weird. |
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[Oct. 29th, 2009|10:26 am] |
So... what is this "Strutting with Celebrities" about? And why are they contacting me?
{{OOC: I figured that since we change the names of things, that this would be the UTR equiv of "Dancing with the Stars".}} |
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[Oct. 28th, 2009|11:36 pm] |
No. I am not going out for Halloween. Or Christmas. Or New Year's. Fuck off. |
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[Oct. 24th, 2009|07:35 am] |
...I have an army of fangirls. The Tight Pants Brigade.
I feel slightly terrified. I mean, the pants are tight, but... seriously. |
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[Oct. 22nd, 2009|03:37 pm] |
So, uh...
Anyone know of a bar or pub not involved with the mysterious growling we've got going on? Not really picky, somewhere where a fight started in the bar ends in the bar and easily soothed over with a few shared pints.
I'll even suffer 'Single Ladies' being put on continuous loop.
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[Oct. 21st, 2009|06:16 pm] |
Good lord. A note to those who are fighting over God-knows-what? Lock your posts if you insist on having your war on this board. If I were you I don't think I'd like having my personal business sprayed round for whomever to read. Just a suggestion.
If any of you see my son or my youngest daughter, would you mind at all telling them to go to the big house for supper? Can't find either of them, which can mean anything from sleep to mayhem.
( Soren ) |
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[Oct. 19th, 2009|11:46 pm] |
( Mom, Dad, Annie. )
Will med schools look at me differently if I drop out now and take some sort of equivalency exam? I want to get the fuck out of high school now. |
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[Oct. 14th, 2009|08:27 pm] |
Hey, Sable? |
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[Oct. 8th, 2009|10:58 pm] |
Oh yeah. I'm a genius. |
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[Oct. 5th, 2009|08:24 pm] |
I get real lonely around this time of year. It's all the ghosts and ghouls, and everything that comes with them.
To try and fix that, I'm doing another series of shows in a little place I found - [address]. I do shows on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, all for free, up until Halloween. It's all spooky magic, a few transformations, real good stuff. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2009|09:24 pm] |
Ugh.
My son am just like me acepts for black hairs. Hope he get a brains for ladies soon. Maybe even not post on de internet when drunk?
Sindre, don't does dat again, hokay? Dumbass choice, son. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2009|04:39 am] |
I liiiied. Gosh you people, you think I'd follow through with something I said when I was drunk. I'm not a total idiot. :P
I love Danielle. And if her pappa approves, I'll marry her one day. |
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[Oct. 3rd, 2009|12:27 am] |
I hear there's a poltergeist in Cornwall that's being a real bitch right now. Figure I'll go handle that. |
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[Oct. 2nd, 2009|11:22 pm] |
I'M SINGLE AGAAAAAIN~
Edit: ohmygod I suck I'm sorry Danielle. |
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[Sep. 28th, 2009|07:33 pm] |
That guy dropped the charges against me. I guess remembering me hitting his hood was a good enough guilt trip without me being on crutches. (Not that I needed them, but he doesn't need to know that.) So, Uncle Sam, you can stop worrying I'm a delinquent or something. |
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[Sep. 21st, 2009|09:23 pm] |
Anniegirl?
Do I get one phone call in jail? |
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[Aug. 27th, 2009|12:14 am] |
I am really not ready to start back at school again.
I wonder if Ms. Frost would take bribes? (Just kidding, I promise.) I'm Dani, and I'm going to be new-but-not since I go to Taunton when I'm actually born. Just run with it. Figured I should attempt to be social, apparently I suck at that or something. |
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[Aug. 14th, 2009|09:09 pm] |
Whilst I'm waiting for my new place, I'm doing a free magic show in a park: [address]. Spooky magic.
People with heart conditions probably shouldn't come by. I only want to entertain, not hurt people. |
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[Aug. 8th, 2009|07:57 am] |
I have so much to do today. I have to fix broken walls with lego blocks, make a skirt out of feathers, and do body paint graffiti! So I set my alarm clock for early and I found out something!
Morning time is balls!!!
Does anyone want to help with my projects? I talk to strangers, so anyone's welcome! |
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[Aug. 4th, 2009|08:29 pm] |
Shit, I hate crying. I guess I'm kind of lucky only a few movies make me do it. And I think I cried once when Dani had to go to the hospital.
Note to self: don't watch Dead Poets Society unless you're in a good mood. Even if you're feeling all in the mood for pretty boys and Shakespeare. |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2009|11:10 pm] |
So...
Tremendously Carousal is having a show in a couplefew weeks here, and I'm not telling alla y'all so you'll go, I'm telling alla y'all just so you know to stay away if you value both your eardrums and your sanity.
I may or may not be done freaking out about it by then |
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[Jul. 26th, 2009|11:59 am] |
Hey Candy, cold's starting to seep in again, you want to try Tahiti this time?
ETA: So, uh, anyone attending Taunton in the fall mind playing seeing-eye-human for a blind bird-kid who can feel colors? |
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[Jul. 24th, 2009|02:50 pm] |
Well that's just the weirdest damn thing ever.
Finally figured out why everything looks familiar on the surface but ain't even close looking a second time.
Seems like I went and replaced a certified crazy. Thought he was a guy who's not really me but damn close enough. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2009|11:47 pm] |
I just bought a motorcycle yesterday (which proves my sister and I have a twin brainlink, what with going out and finding motor vehicles around the same time).
Someone needs to help me name her, or she'll end up being Bikey for the rest of her days, and that's a sad name for anything. |
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[Jul. 19th, 2009|03:38 pm] |
Oh my god, oh my god! I found my car in the garage of the big house!
She's a 1979 blue Fiat Spider. No, Daddy, she's not a real muscle car, but she's MINE and I love her. You helped me put in a brand new 1995cc engine when we got her, and she runs like a dream.
This totally makes having to register for school soon okay. Though I don't quite know what to expect in the high schools around here. I'm guessing they haven't implemented the whole school-owned-laptops-for-everyone thing in London yet, huh. |
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[Jul. 11th, 2009|11:55 pm] |
Sweet. Jesus.
Guys? Just consider it a helpful tip. You like those, right? At least if you're trying to get laid once in a millennium?
Whapping a girl on the ass with your scarf? Not cute. Not charming. If you do it after we ask you to stop, any damage sustained to your nuts is entirely your own damn fault.
That is all. God. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2009|04:41 pm] |
Sunny, do you like your fish?
God, I don't want to go back to school after this summer. But I want to go to university. Stupid double-edged swords. |
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[Jul. 7th, 2009|04:34 pm] |
Robbie, Annie or Danielle...
I need a favor in the form of one or all or most of you keeping an eye on Aidan for a few hours tonight. I'd normally ask your dad but he's got his hands full at the moment and your grandparents are unavailable also.
He's not fussy, and as Robbie likes to say, it makes for good blackmail should the giant version of him ever show up. Just saying. Also, I'll make it worth the trip. |
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[Jul. 2nd, 2009|03:10 pm] |
This might be a long shot, but I'm looking for a studio where I can take ballet lessons again. I've been dancing since I was seven, and I think I'd prefer a place that didn't ask too much about my old instructors. Seeing as they're probably not instructing right now, since I'm in my past. Hard to explain to the "normal" people.
Anybody know a place that does that? Like I said, long shot, but a girl's got to try. I'd be going stircrazy if I wasn't so damn happy.
Anniegirl, did you see our baby brother yet? He's like some mutant toddler-baby, all freakishly large and cringe-inducing. I see him and clench. Then I thank the birth control gods. (If there's not one, there damn well should be.) |
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[Jun. 29th, 2009|11:33 am] |
I don't mind the attention of lovely women, but I don't really like that they call me "Ed". |
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[Jun. 24th, 2009|11:30 pm] |
Because it's summer and I know I'll run out of things to do, I might teach a Pilates class, if anyone is interested.
Mom, not until the chest burster bursts. |
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[Jun. 21st, 2009|04:57 pm] |
Given the highly diverse populace here, I am hopeful that someone will have had a similar experience and thus be both able and willing to answer my question.
How do you cope with a future father-in-law who has been dead for several years but has recently re-appeared in spectral form? I have reason to believe his untimely passing has not diminished the traditional pater familias desire for grandchildren. |
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