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[Mar. 4th, 2010|03:31 pm] |
I've decided, I have simply had enough of this feeling sorry for myself.
I wish to meet people.
So.
Slightly elderly mage looking to meet other mages, or even people with no magic, I suppose, as long as you promise not to be frightened by me. Zevran can attest that the worst I will usually give anyone is a withering look. |
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[Jan. 31st, 2010|12:44 am] |
Apparently, the only way to make chili is in very large batches.
Anyone want to come over and have some? Or I could take some over?
I need the company |
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[Dec. 29th, 2009|11:36 pm] |
Where the hell is a hacksaw when you need to castrate assholes? |
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[Oct. 16th, 2009|04:51 pm] |
I do not understand this place. My father is from when I was a little girl, my infant brother is an adult, my other dead brother is not only an adult but something of a demon or the like, my younger sister is an adult, older than me, my stepmother has recently married Lord Brandon, my other stepmother is engaged to someone she met, my former stepmother is married to a man identical to Lord Knivert and now my mother looks to be only a few years older than me. And I am in a world where women wear very little clothing and are not chaperoned with men that wish to court them. |
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[Sep. 23rd, 2009|11:25 am] |
That was unexpected... |
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[Sep. 9th, 2009|12:04 pm] |
Right...
So let me get this straight.
In America, there's this holiday at the end of October where people give you candy just for dressing up in costumes...
Day after my birthday....best way to celebrate ever! |
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[Aug. 10th, 2009|06:26 pm] |
Can't believe it's three months till my birthday...
17...one less away from 18 and still three years from being 21 years old.
Not exactly a milestone number. |
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[Jun. 15th, 2009|11:44 am] |
That was a bit messy. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2009|08:35 pm] |
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[Jun. 1st, 2009|11:47 pm] |
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[May. 26th, 2009|08:46 pm] |
Oh, lovely. I don't suppose there are any dragons or giants or even trolls around here that would want to kidnap a princess for a day or two? |
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[May. 19th, 2009|04:39 pm] |
Oh bother, not this again. |
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[Apr. 8th, 2009|08:33 am] |
This isn't Chaillot! |
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[Apr. 6th, 2009|09:26 pm] |
That..was the best way to earn 10 bucks, in my opinion.
The expressions however..priceless |
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[Apr. 1st, 2009|08:31 pm] |
Let me get this straight. One minute I'm filming a made-for-TV Lifetime drama and the next, I'm stumbling to a computer terminal and checking my pockets, squinting at a really gaudy website saying 'You're here, you can't go back, get used to it.'
Did I get that right? Hello? |
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|04:35 pm] |
So my roommate and I have a bet..
How many people I can send running by twisting my head 360 degrees..
She bet only five, I bet ten
The count so far is eight...
With everyone getting super powers, you would think that people wouldn't be so shocked. |
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[Mar. 25th, 2009|04:33 pm] |
Hot chocolate, aspirin and a hot bath work miracles..
Those purifiers may've been idiots with a deathwish, but they had some muscle..
All's the pity it wasn't the sort in their head..
Johanna, are you okay?
Get any good meals? |
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[Mar. 10th, 2009|10:11 pm] |
Once again I find myself rather bored. It's my own fault, really, I ought to get out more on my own, and sometimes I do, I just haven't as of late.
Would anyone care to accompany me on a walk? Either through New York or old London, I know them both fairly well. |
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[Mar. 8th, 2009|03:57 pm] |
I don't suppose anyone has any large collections of magical items or books they need sorted or translated? Things just aren't the same without a dragon to work for. |
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[Mar. 3rd, 2009|09:41 pm] |
What sorcery is this?! Who dares to summon Shang Tsung without prior correspondence?? I know I did not create a portal--- oh wait, no. It was a tornado. Ahh, I suspect Fujin for this treachery. That fool!
It would be just like the God of Wind to do this in jest. This is most certainly not my palace in Outworld. Why am I here? I will have answers. This is not an event I had anticipated. |
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[Feb. 18th, 2009|12:53 pm] |
Let it be known...A.P. Chemistry Lab.
Best class...ever! |
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[Feb. 16th, 2009|12:52 pm] |
What in the...?
Alright, I don't remember creating a portal and this doesn't look like any city in Outworld, or any other realm that I know of...
Someone care to explain, make it easier on the both of us... |
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