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[Jun. 12th, 2009|11:20 pm] |
Oh, great.
Okay, for those of you that don't know, aim for the head. Everything else is useless. Trust me, I've seen enough movies to know. And it would probably be a good idea not to have sex until this is all over. I know that's hard for some people, but seriously. Pants on until zombies are gone.
Alan, I think we should stick close to Denny. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2009|08:05 pm] |
That was the best weekend ever.
Alan. Guess what I can do. |
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|05:25 pm] |
Um, Lorelai, that lamp in our room wasn't of any emotional significance, was it? |
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[Jan. 27th, 2009|04:22 pm] |
Rory, sweetie, I love you, but if you could stay on the outside of my uterus from now on, that would be great. |
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[Oct. 30th, 2008|09:29 pm] |
Ana, do you want to go trick-or-treating? |
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[Sep. 30th, 2008|06:20 pm] |
The future seventh Mrs. Denny Crane is gone. |
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[Aug. 26th, 2008|08:20 pm] |
( Rory )
Alan? In the interest of honestly and disclosure and everything, I suddenly have an eight year old daughter. |
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|04:50 pm] |
Must... have... coffee... Need caffeine.. stat. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2008|06:38 am] |
Alan, where are you? I need to run you through this Kowanski case. It's high profile, and while I think our case is strong, we need to go over the defense attorney's standard tactics. The interns have the information ready to go in the conference room.
Also, I'd like to take a quick minute here to address the board.. I don't want to tell you what to do, but I would like to say that I, Denny Crane, greatest trial lawyer practicing today, have put my support behind Barack Obama. He has a number of truly inspired initiatives, and I think he can bring this country back to where it once was. It's about time we have a president that actually cares about the poor and disenfranchised of this country. |
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[Jul. 18th, 2008|07:35 pm] |
This coffee tastes awful. And I feel all jittery... I think there was caffeine in that! Who switched out my decaf? |
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[Jun. 17th, 2008|07:33 pm] |
Well, that took fucking long enough.
So. Might as well take my chances here- any firms looking for an... experienced-yet-down-on-his-luck defense attorney? |
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[May. 28th, 2008|05:53 pm] |
( Private )
Dolphin butter sing hat maximum pretty lollipop go. |
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[May. 9th, 2008|06:06 pm] |
I would just like to state that it is not intelligent to anger a mother who is trying to protect her child. |
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[May. 8th, 2008|06:53 am] |
I want a party. A gala, even. What charities can I donate to that will throw Denny Crane a party? Preferably one with a coatroom.
Alan. You've been awfully quiet, lately. Haven't been scared off by any C-L-O-W-N-S, have you? |
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[Apr. 30th, 2008|06:24 pm] |
I'm closing the deal on my new house in Boston. This will be my last night in the hotel. Lorelai, I'd like to order room service to celebrate the good news. And by room service, I mean I'd like to have sex with you.
I'm a very good tipper. |
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[Apr. 24th, 2008|06:32 pm] |
I'm being sued. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2008|07:21 pm] |
Denny, I'll be staying at the inn and commuting to work in America, if that works for you. Are we going back to Boston? |
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[Apr. 19th, 2008|09:14 pm] |
What the hell are we doing in London? Alan, let's go back to America, like real men. |
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[Apr. 14th, 2008|06:09 pm] |
( Alan ) |
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|01:16 pm] |
I'm heading back. Did everything work out with the room, Alan? Or am I coming back to find a zombie/lawyer apocalypse in my hotel? |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|12:29 pm] |
Lorelai, tell him he can't have my room! |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|06:06 am] |
Huh. I have no idea where I am, but I like it. Lorelai--may I call you Lorelai?--this piece of paper says I'm going to check out at noon, but I think I'll stay a while longer. Be a dear and extend my stay to indefinite, would you?
Denny Crane. |
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[Mar. 31st, 2008|06:31 pm] |
Am I where I think I am? |
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