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[Jul. 12th, 2010|01:17 am] |
A general announcement to inform you all that my shop is open as of tomorrow. [Address], in London. Magical entities are guarded, so if you've an interest in such books, make an appointment.
( Sancta Maria ) |
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[Jun. 28th, 2010|02:02 pm] |
All right, some turbulence over the South China Sea is one thing, but not whatever that was. What in blazes just happened? |
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[Jun. 26th, 2010|12:30 am] |
So I've been a bit of a homebody lately. It's about time I cracked myself out of that.
I know a couple good places here in Chicago, anybody want to join me for dinner and dancing? |
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[May. 16th, 2010|11:10 pm] |
So who wants to send their weekend out with a bang? Either literal or figurative, I'm not picky. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2010|09:50 pm] |
The party can start now, for I have returned.
You know you want a piece of this.
Go on then, give me your best offer. |
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[Apr. 16th, 2010|11:41 am] |
Behold, mere mortals and immortals alike, for I have invented FIZZBITCH: the cocktail!
I'll be pouring some for my friends and anyone else who shows up at our house tonight. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|11:00 pm] |
Can't a guy have a beer without a tornado sucking him into a different world? |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|02:42 pm] |
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Stop me if you've heard this one.
So a multi-billionaire superhero is fighting for his life againt his own created technology. Something goes so wrong it's not even funny. The next thing he knows, he's sent head over heels through some strange ass wormhole, only to land in the best possible place to be after such an event...
A Bar.
What'll he get first, Drunk or Laid?
Discuss. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|10:03 pm] |
Anybody out there need a spare kid? I've got eight. Well, technically only the two and a half, but the big ones aren't adoptable and I can't give away the Skwigelfs.
Relatedly, who here knows a good place for an alky Californian to go and mingle without the presence of booze? |
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[Feb. 9th, 2010|10:15 pm] |
People of the East Coast:
If you have to think to yourself, "Will this freeze when I do it/throw it/lick it?" The answer is more than likely 'yes'. And while it is both highly amusing, and good practice, for your local ER to try and get the icicles out of your various reproductive tracts... just cut it the hell out, alright?
( Cadence ) |
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[Feb. 5th, 2010|10:55 am] |
What is a Brangelina and why would I want makeup tips to get skin that 'glistens' like a vampire?
I'm not sure how helpful this is.. |
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[Jan. 26th, 2010|08:16 am] |
Where is a plate of good ol' crawfish etouffe when you want it? Do dey even have it in dis town? |
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[Jan. 26th, 2010|09:28 am] |
Okay, so this is probably not gonna be too good, what with the whole suddenly being somewhere else thing. Buffy's gonna be mad and she probably won't believe the Wizard of Oz story.
So, what happened exactly? Because I'm not really seeing any yellow brick roads around here and certain phone numbers aren't working. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|08:17 pm] |
It would seem I replaced an unemployed heir to a rather large inheritance. This will never do, I shall need a job that suits my fancy.
Otherwise, I'm so terribly bored. Entertain me. |
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[Jan. 25th, 2010|08:47 am] |
If anybody's in Chicago (or wants to come visit) stop by the Resting Arms on 14th, nice little coffee shop, I'd come here even if I didn't work here.
Just don't ask for anything by the names that the Multinational Coffee Conglomerate uses, because they're wrong, and the employees will point and laugh. |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2010|01:32 pm] |
Well that was interesting. Misters Turner & Sparrow, I rather feel as if I should blame this on you and your crazy island commune, but I'd guess there's higher powers at work.
Does anyone mind telling me where I am? It looks suspiciously like Chicago, but I haven't been to the Windy City in a good long while. |
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