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[Aug. 1st, 2010|08:22 pm] |
Did anyone who came to the market this weekend leave a cat behind? Scrawny little thing. Some kinda mutant, s'got six legs, stubby little wings. |
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[Jul. 31st, 2010|04:45 pm] |
So, some of you may have noticed some critters running around, please click the following link for more information.
( Your Shadow & YOU, a Video PSA ) |
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[Jul. 5th, 2010|07:37 pm] |
Look at this. Bloody brilliant idea, I feel like an idiot not thinking of this back in Whitechapel. I mean defensively I didn't have an accurate lathe or high quality scrap metal. Shit, where's Caz when I need her?
Not like that. I can hear you recoil in horror, you old goat. |
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[Jun. 17th, 2010|01:41 pm] |
Does anyone round 'bout London need some fresh produce or some seedlings for the same? My sister knew I was coming, it seems, overdid things a bit and I don't have enough space for everything I've got. |
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[Jun. 11th, 2010|01:54 pm] |
Alright, which one of you sex-obsessed sods went and changed the weather?
... and for that matter when did we drain the place? |
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[Jun. 4th, 2010|08:29 am] |
I've saved up enough to buy the new engine for my pet '54 Jag project, but portkeying to Vegas or Monaco, drinking and making bad life choices sounds a lot more fulfilling.
It's been a while since I did something amazingly bollocksed up. |
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[May. 22nd, 2010|11:58 am] |
Somebody's got to be dying somewhere. Unknown causes preferred. Don't bother me with colds a monkey could diagnose. I'm not that bored yet. |
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[May. 14th, 2010|07:31 am] |
Because I'm a curious little Bohemian, I've gotta ask this. Especially since I've not considered doing it for ages.
Are there any people out there with 'weird' or unusual names? If so, I kinda run a club for people with weird names... dunno why, it just kinda happened. Pretty rockin', truth be told. |
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[May. 11th, 2010|07:13 pm] |
Man, between the spring wet and ash from Mount Can'tsaythename, I won't be able get a good flight. And she's finicky as hell about the ash in her gears.
Sticking to the bike for a few more weeks. |
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[Apr. 5th, 2010|01:08 pm] |
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I bloody missed chocolate. I think I ate enough of them yesterday to not want another for... well another 10 minutes.
Another reason to keep civilization up and running, I'd say. |
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[Mar. 28th, 2010|08:47 am] |
I love stupid blokes that think I'm some kind of grease-bunny. Batting my eyes and then rigging the engine block out of their car by my little ol' self always makes their brains shut down and their tackle crawl back into their bodies.
Sure it's petty of me, but there's only so much baby talk a bird can handle. |
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[Mar. 22nd, 2010|02:15 pm] |
Holy God, what the hell did I do to these cars?! Is that- why is there confetti in the AC and Mallow Creme in the fluid wash?
If I could skin myself, dip me in rubbing alcohol and enjoy it detached from my body, I so bloody would. |
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[Mar. 14th, 2010|09:07 pm] |
Left alone long enough, I have added some presents to every car in the shop.
I can't wait to see what happens when they roll out tomorrow, especially the one with the glitter in the fan system.... |
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[Mar. 12th, 2010|07:52 am] |
If you don't like the rain you should stay out of Whitechapel today.
You've been warned. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2010|09:48 am] |
Who is Sharif? Why does he not like 'it'? What on earth is 'it'?
Oh, 80s, you confuse me. |
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[Feb. 9th, 2010|10:15 pm] |
People of the East Coast:
If you have to think to yourself, "Will this freeze when I do it/throw it/lick it?" The answer is more than likely 'yes'. And while it is both highly amusing, and good practice, for your local ER to try and get the icicles out of your various reproductive tracts... just cut it the hell out, alright?
( Cadence ) |
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[Feb. 1st, 2010|05:39 am] |
This universe has a sense of humour! I was drawn out of my own trial and thrown into the defence of another wrongly-accused individual... I could almost call it poetic.
I do wish they'd stop calling my sanity into question. Can't a man wear such a glorious coat without someone casting aspersions on his mental state? |
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[Jan. 19th, 2010|02:21 pm] |
Holy shit, dry spell much?
Either I need more or less booze to put a stopper to that line of dreaming.
Maybe it was the curry... |
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[Jan. 10th, 2010|07:31 pm] |
There's nothing as good as groady-corner gyros and cold beer at 3am. The hour must have some effect on flavor.
Anyone in London thinking of road tripping to one of these metal shows? Any concert in which the cops and ambulances are there before it even opens has to be good. |
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[Jan. 2nd, 2010|04:34 am] |
I got drunk. I punched a hooker (or a badly-dressed chav, I can't tell the difference). I almost fell into the Thames once or twice.
So far, the new year's been special. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2009|11:36 pm] |
Where the hell is a hacksaw when you need to castrate assholes? |
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[Dec. 11th, 2009|08:36 am] |
Recurring unpleasant memories can only mean one thing:
Busting out the tea wine, folks. I've got a fresh batch and a couple bottles from the last vintage. Because a few months will totally improve this flavor.
Great for scrambling brains and degreasing engine blocks, going for a modest price of get-it-out-of-my-flat.99 Any takers? |
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[Dec. 9th, 2009|03:48 pm] |
KK! IT ARE SNOW! |
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[Dec. 8th, 2009|01:03 pm] |
This place sucks. |
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[Nov. 29th, 2009|03:18 pm] |
I love when tourists ask why we don't close the shop for Thanksgiving. For the same reason as we do for the 4th of July.
Sexby? Isn't it about time you brought in your bike for some maintenance? |
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[Nov. 18th, 2009|10:05 am] |
Nnngh.
They played Lady Gaga on the radio in the garage. It's now stuck in my head and when I finally get rid of it, some daft coworker whistles it.
I thought Minogue was bad, but no, she has handed her Mental Lint title over to the Gaga. |
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[Nov. 16th, 2009|07:28 am] |
Oh come on, mate. This is fucking ridiculous! I know this isn't Bristol. Actually.. feels like London, judging from the sights I'm seeing. But I know the very slim chances of surviving a tornado without bodily harm, or whatever this was, dropping a bloke somewhere. Some broken bones at least. And yet I'm fine. Perfectly fine. Then again.. I'm Tony. Not really a surprise I came through it alright, I suppose. But seriously.. what is this. Sid? Maxxie, Anwar? Chris? Nips? Someone answer me. This don't work, then I'll just have to post another video blog instead. |
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[Oct. 30th, 2009|04:42 pm] |
KK! It's almost Halloween! |
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[Oct. 24th, 2009|04:43 pm] |
I've the next couple weeks off from my work with Cirque De Soleil, before it is time to start rehearsing for the holiday programme. I find myself to be rather bored, with nothing to fill the days, and particularly the nights.
And I find myself wondering if it is possible to become addicted to pumpkin pancakes. |
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[Oct. 4th, 2009|12:53 pm] |
KK, might I interest you in a business proposition? |
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[Sep. 22nd, 2009|04:46 pm] |
Ugh. People, please, we were doing so well for a while there. But now there's a whole new stormfront of secrets, and I've got a migraine the size of Pluto.
I honestly don't care who you tell, you can tell me, you can tell your therapist, you can tell a friend or a loved one or a pet or a stranger on the train, I don't care. It doesn't matter, as long as more than one person knows, it means that it's not a secret any more and it's not making me feel like my brain is slowly pushing my eyeballs out of their sockets. |
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[Sep. 15th, 2009|09:50 am] |
Yellin' at car parts is fine, but I draw the line at involved conversations with the water pump of a Gremlin.
Anyone with wheels, I'm plannin' on takin' the Cat & Fiddle stretch of the A537 to stretch the legs. You join, I'll buy a pint at the Inn for lunch. |
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[Aug. 5th, 2009|02:52 pm] |
I'm in the mood to make dinner, like, real dinner. Who wants some? I deliver! |
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[Jul. 29th, 2009|08:33 am] |
Mr. Wood? I've got some good news and some bad. |
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[Jul. 21st, 2009|11:08 pm] |
Workin' f'th'fuckin' White House.
'S a fucked up world y'got here, aye. |
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[Jul. 15th, 2009|10:49 am] |
Proof this is a strange world:
After the mayhem of the zombies, you can now get a shot that looks a whole lot a cement mixer with blue razz schnapps called Zombie Brain Juice. |
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[Jun. 13th, 2009|03:22 pm] |
Whoa. I...well. he came right out into the road in front of me. And I couldn't stop, and I hit him. And...I wrecked the bike, of course, but I'm fine. Bike needs some work, but I only skinned my knee, ripped the hell out of my jeans. But holy hell. What the hell was that? It wasn't...a person. Even though it looked like a person. It...wasn't a man. I know that much. It just...wasn't. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2009|04:42 pm] |
Hi, I'm Star, and I've been here for two whole days and most of a third. I've been taking up space on someone's couch thus far, but I'd rather not keep that up for too long, don't like making a pest of myself.
I'm not sure if I've really got any marketable skills, if anybody needs anything shot, I'm damn good at that, I'm also good at bandaids and splints, pretty good at stitches. I'm also better at putting engines back together than people, if that counts for anything.
Other than that, I learn quick, so if you need help with something I can learn it. This place is ... really different than what I'm used to.
Basically I'm looking for something to do to make enough scratch to get a place to stay, or maybe somebody who needs general maintenance done in return for a place to sleep, I ain't picky that way.
(ooc - Terminator: Salvation spoilers possible in comments) |
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