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[Aug. 7th, 2010|09:39 pm] |
There is something to be said for a lifted burden.
I've been starting to set people on edge with my lighter mood. My subjects are starting to grow suspicious that I may be planning something. |
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[Jul. 28th, 2010|02:34 pm] |
There are about 3.7 million Christian churches in the world, and about two thirds as many synagogues. Wouldn't all that space be better left to nature? Your God can hear you within your walls, you don't need holy walls to speak to the Creator.
It's a silly tradition, to build temples around your faith. If it's so flimsy it needs a house around it, then maybe your faith's not worth having. And no matter the size, false idols are false idols.
I'll be gone for a couple days. Personal business. |
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[Jul. 26th, 2010|01:01 am] |
Lucifer, you don't have to keep hinting! I'm already taking prenatal vitamins! The little girl is well taken care of! |
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[Jul. 12th, 2010|01:17 am] |
A general announcement to inform you all that my shop is open as of tomorrow. [Address], in London. Magical entities are guarded, so if you've an interest in such books, make an appointment.
( Sancta Maria ) |
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[Jun. 23rd, 2010|09:06 pm] |
Who has a date with a hot blonde on Friday? Oh yeah, that's this guy.
Mady, I'll have you know, that this IS a bragworthy event, because this is an actual date, which isn't a euphemism for sex. A movie and everything. So don't you give me that "Sky is blue, grass is green" crap.
And some grass is blue. Just ask papa, he lived down there for a long, long time.
Edit; Pam, would you like to go check out the new arrivals in SoHo some time? I'm just not feeling the stuff I've got anymore. |
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[May. 20th, 2010|10:01 am] |
LUCIFER!
THE BABY KICKED! COME FEEL! |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2010|08:43 pm] |
Oh fine, I'll post too. Hi, I'm Luc, I live here.
Ladies, commence to starting up your vibrators... Now. |
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[Feb. 22nd, 2010|03:13 am] |
One of the people I work with now constantly looks at me funny.
"Shake it like you're Mary Magdalene" apparently isn't a normal thing to sing. Deloris wrote some incredibly catchy hymns, so... I think I'm safe to blame her. |
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[Feb. 21st, 2010|02:21 am] |
The odds against any particular individual existing are astounding.
Roughly one hundred million sperm are in the typical volume of semen that one ejaculates during a sexual encounter. A woman can only become pregnant roughly a quarter of the time, and a conservative estimate for miscarriages is roughly twenty-five percent, most of which happen without the woman ever knowing she was pregnant. The ova is one of hundreds that will be viable within a woman's lifetime. The chances of any particular individual winning the conception lottery and being born are quadrillions to one against.
And yet, despite the odds, a nigh-microscopic not-yet individual is growing in the womb of one Mary Anne McGee. |
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[Feb. 19th, 2010|09:30 pm] |
Gigi? Erik? Would you two like to come over for dinner some night? |
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[Feb. 7th, 2010|01:43 pm] |
What the hell is this. Midgard? Oh hell, what happened now?
Would any of you middlelanders have an explanation for why I'm here? Who summoned me? |
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[Jan. 23rd, 2010|08:03 pm] |
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: Oh my Me,...I'm engaged!!! To the sexiest man fucking EVAR. And I have some favors to ask...
LUCY! Would you pleeeeeeeeeeease cater my reception?
Mary! You know I've asked you already to be my bridesmaid, but would you also make your fantastic oatmeal cookies for my favor boxes?
SADAKO! It would be the greatest of honors if you would consider being my bridesmaid as well?
And last but certainly not least at all, Satan...all our lives, we've been involved with each other in one way or another. I know your life isn't what you wish it right now but I am asking you a personal favor, one I hope you won't deny.
Please be my maid of honor.
EDIT TAKE 2:
Okay, so LeifErik and I are getting hitched on February 14th of this year. All our friends and family and ex-lovers are invited! Because a wedding is never any fun unless there's drama! And besides, if we excluded ex-lovers...well, there wouldn't be anybody at the wedding. |
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[Jan. 6th, 2010|10:33 pm] |
Finally, all of this Blessed cheer can be done with.
If anyone particularly values their fairy lights, I suggest getting them down as soon as possible. I may only be able to hold off the urge for so long. |
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[Dec. 27th, 2009|01:19 am] |
Thank you, to everyone who came to the ceremony on Friday. If you've found your missing something from the party that followed, do just stop by the resort again and claim it.
Best act fast, though; they're not exactly being picky about what goes home with whom.
( Mary )
( Angel )
As for the pair of us, if anyone needs anything... well, do be so kind as to shove it until the new year? I do have a honeymoon to attend to, and all. |
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[Dec. 25th, 2009|12:20 am] |
I swear, I wasn't trying to get drunk before the ceremony.
Which reminds me- to those that might have forgotten, who care to see such things: Westminster Abbey, eleven o'clock mass today, the Angel and I are to be married. Reception to follow at six in Eden, open bar and free play for anyone looking for something to do with their Friday.
Come one and all, although any hecklers will be shot. Or worse.
[ooc: Of course Crowley can't actually shoot hecklers, today, thanks to Lucy's mandate against asshole-ism. But he doesn't know that. Also, as there are sure to be festivities a plenty and no one will be around to log, we're going to handwave the ceremony proper, and likely the reception. It was grandiose, and obnoxious, and Crowley actually smiled for once (and didn't even look like a snake). And Jesus presided over the thing- which will likely make the news in at least a few countries, since hey, gay marriage is evil, right? He wasn't really thinking in terms of political statements at the time, so. He'll deal with that later. For now- Happy Festivus!] |
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[Dec. 13th, 2009|12:18 am] |
It's my favorite time of year! Happy Hanukkah, everyone that celebrates! |
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[Nov. 27th, 2009|12:48 am] |
( Mary )
Ah, materialistic consumerism at its finest. If you'll excuse me, I have a date with the security cameras at a certain retail chain. |
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[Nov. 17th, 2009|07:34 pm] |
Satan? |
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[Oct. 14th, 2009|10:16 pm] |
This place smells like life.
Disgusting. |
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[Oct. 13th, 2009|10:52 pm] |
House, if this is your idea of a joke, it isn't very funny. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2009|10:31 pm] |
( Marauders )
Who does a guy have to fuck to get a cookie around here? |
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[Oct. 10th, 2009|11:54 pm] |
Lucifer? If you're not corporeal, how are we doing what we do every night? |
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[Sep. 14th, 2009|08:41 pm] |
I wonder what would happen if Lucifer and I had a baby. I bet it would be cute. |
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[Aug. 27th, 2009|08:49 pm] |
MR. AND MRS. COOKIE LADY.
Did you like my present? |
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[Aug. 18th, 2009|11:43 pm] |
Lucifer McGee!
I booked a chapel for this Thursday, and then our honeymoon is the next three days after that. If you don't show up, I will be very angry. (Be very afraid.) |
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[Aug. 8th, 2009|01:05 pm] |
I don't think I know how to make cookies for my little ones without making enough for the whole block. But that's okay, the day care center needed a bake sale anyway. |
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[Jun. 1st, 2009|03:06 pm] |
Kyle? John? Kate?
Anybody? Where are you guys? Where am I?
(ooc: Terminator: Salvation spoilers likely in comments) |
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[May. 29th, 2009|11:18 pm] |
Oi, I got a new interweb thingy, Prongs. It's shiny and red and cascading like sunsets waving onto roses of blahdiblahblah.
edit; Someone pay attention to me, I'm bored. |
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[May. 7th, 2009|06:22 pm] |
So, uh. I guess this whole 'ignore it and it'll go away' plan isn't the best one I've ever come up with. Or even all that good at all.
Um, anybody want to go see a movie, or something? |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2009|10:44 pm] |
I apologize for the silence. Business, you understand, is always a bit choked, come the week after H- Eas- the last holiday. But I'm back. Feel free to breathe once more.
( Adikia ) |
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[Apr. 8th, 2009|09:01 pm] |
I'm gonna put this out there right the Hell now:
No, you're not funny. First person t'wish me a 'happy death day', or whatever the Hell makes you motherfuckers giggle, we're gonna have problems.
( Mathilda ) |
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[Mar. 10th, 2009|09:29 pm] |
I'm going out for a drink.
That's probably about Snape too. Since everything I do is about him. These last few months while he was gone were empty. I just gave a little squeal of delight when he showed up. He completes me, you know.
Cookie Lady. Do you have anything stronger than cookies? |
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[Feb. 26th, 2009|11:51 pm] |
Um. Omigosh. Um. Where am I?
What is this thing? How do I know how to use it?
Um. I'm Dory. I think. I know I forget a lot but I remember THIS ISN'T THE OCEAN! |
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[Feb. 25th, 2009|11:29 pm] |
I think I'm a little lost. |
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[Feb. 13th, 2009|06:11 pm] |
I like the cookie lady.
( Wormtail ) |
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[Feb. 12th, 2009|10:02 pm] |
Because nobody should spend a holiday feeling unloved - or a day at all - I'm making cookies for people without valentines. The point of the holiday is about love, and I think we all have plenty of that.
So, if you find yourself feeling down, let me know. I've got hugs and sugar. |
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[Feb. 10th, 2009|02:35 pm] |
Ooops.
... so, if I've been leaving food out for a stray kitty and now there's five of them looking up at me with big eyes, all skinny and cute, I should just let them stay with me, right? |
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