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[May. 26th, 2009|11:30 am]


...Where's a sturdy junker truck engine when you need one?
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[May. 20th, 2009|06:53 pm]
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I taught the paint-piglet and the chickens to do yoga.

That is all.
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[May. 20th, 2009|02:57 pm]

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Would anyone here would be interested in a mud and/or jello wrestling match between me and another very hot chick yet to be determined?

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[May. 16th, 2009|09:11 pm]

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What, with the weather as gorgeous as it's been, and all the bikers out on the road...

I do believe I'll buy myself a motorbike.

Any of you experts out there want to give a guy an opinion on what's available? I tried looking at the magazines and such, but I'm afraid I was a bit overwhelmed.
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[May. 15th, 2009|02:01 pm]


18 minutes of pure beatboxing smex.
How much would they charge per hour? Having them do their thing in the garage's bay would be a thing of beauty and make the shift go by that much faster.
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[May. 8th, 2009|07:58 am]

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Arkady: Hey 'Kady, think we can make some of those tinfoil hats Kirk wore? I'm all for this mood swing, but some of the guys are thinking loud enough I'm this close to going LALALAand plugging my ears. As if that would help.

By the way, got some space in your flat for some chickens? :3
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[Apr. 24th, 2009|08:05 pm]
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I really like it here, I can have strawberries whenever I want to and I don't have to nick them from Karl.
...Well, mostly Karl would give them to me anyway if I asked, I'm not one of the ones who makes too much noise in his brain.
The strawberries here aren't as good as his are though. But that's okay, they're still good. And I can have junk food here, not a lot of junk food left back home, don't think there's any junk food left back home, actually. It's sad.
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[Apr. 22nd, 2009|02:13 pm]

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Now that the crazy is over,

Mr. Sexby )
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[Apr. 15th, 2009|08:55 am]
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Wheeeee! That was fun!

...Now where am I? This doesn't look like Whitechapel, it's too... dry.
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[Apr. 13th, 2009|04:41 pm]
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So far I like the new universe, except that I replaced a waiter. Thought I was done with this after college.

I am, however, the only waiter with a certified Grimoire though, so that's a plus. Good for winning bar bets.
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[Apr. 9th, 2009|01:05 pm]
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Well that was weird. And now I've got to do more repairwork on this book, and without my tools. That's just fan-fucking-tastic.

Don't suppose anyone knows what the hell just pulled me out of my workshop in DC and out into the middle of London, do you?
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[Mar. 29th, 2009|08:49 am]

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Being the living equivalent of a Sham-wow for metals has some perks. Don't have to worry about pocket change no more.

Yes, I do know Jet's Cold Hard Bitch and Recoil's Chrome, no need to send me the song.

And yes, I've seen Goldfinger, I'm a bloody Brit you wankin' sod.
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[Mar. 27th, 2009|07:47 am]

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This had better be the effects of spiked or moldy coffee.

And I needed that bloody socket wrench to finish the job. Someone's gonna fucking notice I look like Maria from Metropolis..
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[Mar. 16th, 2009|05:41 am]
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There is not enough coffee in the world right now.
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[Mar. 4th, 2009|02:15 pm]
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I remember this performance. Never expected to find video of it here.

Video this way )
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[Feb. 27th, 2009|11:36 am]

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ACK, Ugh. Oh God.... Yup that's the right taste.

If that sounds like a tempting way to lose higher function, swing on by the auto shop in the Whitechapel district. I am not responsible for death, bodily harm to others or vengeful attacks on mannequins.
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[Feb. 21st, 2009|04:44 pm]
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I find this modern world curiouser and curiouser every day.
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[Feb. 16th, 2009|06:58 pm]

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So, you know, I'm married to a guy, and I like making him happy. I also like "gross" food (though escargot is totally not gross, but apparently people say it is).



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[Feb. 14th, 2009|05:39 am]
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It's such a shame that the Addams Valentine's celebrations can't go on this year. We always had such fun, all the fencing and the fire and all of the lovely presents - Gomez always had the best taste.

Although, apparently, our neighbours didn't much approve of the cannon fire. I can't imagine why.
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[Feb. 4th, 2009|10:04 am]

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For those of you who wondered if I'd found me duck again, I had, but it were stuck in the Thames and I had to dreg it out. Weren't that great of an adventure, I got me hair mucked up like.

I've a wonderful plan for today, however, involving me reinstating all the glitterbotsand getting them into Dublin as well as London. It ain't illegal, as glitter ain't singularly large enough to be considered littering. Ain't a public menace, neither.
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[Feb. 4th, 2009|09:23 am]

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Tubing? handful of quid
Cold forged wrench set? 40, probably
Fixing the coolers in the auto bay while the blokes are bitchin'  on their smoke break? 26.5min

Watching them walk around, adjusting themselves, trying to not be impressed? Priceless.

This kind of work is way bloody easier when you have supplies.
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[Jan. 25th, 2009|04:12 pm]

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I'm still here.

Crap crap crap balls crap crap.
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[Jan. 19th, 2009|11:20 pm]
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This isn't Kashyyk. And I can't feel dad anymore.

What's going on? Everything feels different...
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[Jan. 5th, 2009|02:55 am]

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Here's a question for you. A philosophical question. A question, in fact, for the ages.

Ages, gentle reader.


So let's say that you're in a pool or a hot tub with a lady. She's wearing a one piece, you're wearing trunks. Or if you're a lady, you're in the one piece and he's in the trunks. Or if you're a gay lady, two one pieces, and a gay dude, two trunkses. You're really focusing too much on the clothing.

So you're in this hot tub/pool environment, and you start smooching. Then you start smooching a bit heavier, and you move onto something that allows you to sit, and she's on your lap.

Now, my question, friends, is this: when you're both soaking wet, is it still dry humping?
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[Jan. 3rd, 2009|10:57 pm]
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So. New Years. Uh.

Piece of advice, for those that lived sheltered lives and never really experienced much alcohol consumption: Don't consume almost an entire bottle of scotch, especially if it's really your first time drinking. And especially if you don't want to end up arguing with a mannequin you pilfered from some department store.

Also. If anyone finds a charred piece of plastic with a vaguely humanoid shape, uh, please return it to the J.C. Penneys at a mall (I'm not sure which one) in Philadelphia. Tell them that the shirtless man that stole it from them is very, very sorry.

God I hope no sports reporters find out about this.
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[Dec. 28th, 2008|06:44 am]
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Have the bloody carolers stopped yet?
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[Dec. 22nd, 2008|10:22 pm]

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Conner, Luke, Caz, anyone, come in. What the fuck was that? Caught a serious twister on the bike and don't fucking start, I am not drunk enough to notice-

The fuck happened to Whitechapel? It looks like before-


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