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[May. 24th, 2008|12:20 am] |
This is more disturbing than that time my great great granddaughter tried to seduce me. |
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[May. 19th, 2008|11:17 am] |
So I just rode into this little town called (shit you not) Gotham Creek. The locals (varmints that they are) keep talking about some masked girl who can block bullets with her wrists and kick a man from the schoolhouse to the saloon.
I'm kinda proud of that. Even in Crazy Cowboy Land, I'm a superhero. |
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[May. 19th, 2008|12:16 am] |
Oh my. |
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[Apr. 29th, 2008|10:34 pm] |
[Atton]: I haven't seen you in what feels like years. Anything I can do to help give you more free time? Hope Master Qui-Gon isn't working you too hard. I love you.
Locked From Atton: Does anyone know anything about women's underwear? Like, picking it? I've got skivvies from the barracks, but I'd kind of like to find something nicer. For Atton's benefit. |
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[Apr. 23rd, 2008|08:45 am] |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2008|06:30 am] |
$3.50 a gallon? A girl has to lead a life of crime just to fill up the getaway car. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2008|01:37 am] |
Hey D, you know what's really weird about the language thing you did to me? Well, okay, not what you did to me, but you know what I mean. The little bit of you, of Endlessness, I carry around.
It's the fact that I know all these languages now. Actually know them. I mean, unless I'm actively thinking about, say, English, most people just interpret whatever I say in their native tongue, and that's cool as fuck. But if I want to, I can just turn on German. I never knew German before.
And what's more, I know how the languages work. Do you know what a gerund is? I didn't, not until I was bitten by a radioactive Endless! I know all this grammar stuff now. Which I probably should have known at some point in the past, given that I was a journalism major, but that's neither here nor there.
I don't think I was even this fascinated when I developed my first set of superpowers. Tits are wonderful, don't get me wrong, but singing the Star Spangled Banner in Maori is just a party. |
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[Apr. 21st, 2008|02:41 am] |
I need to take some mental health days.
( Kimber )
( Bruce )
( Doug ) |
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[Apr. 13th, 2008|08:58 pm] |
Callipygian.
Adjective.
Possessing a fabulous ass.
See also: Jason Todd.
Don't we all love to learn? |
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[Apr. 12th, 2008|11:46 pm] |
Someone please tell my boyfriend that he can't name our son 'Batmobile General Lee Optimus Prime Knight'. |
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[Apr. 7th, 2008|09:49 pm] |
If there is a reason I should be mad at my boyfriend, someone please tell me. Because apparently he's done something he thinks he's guilty of and I either missed or overlooked it.
Just want to get this cleared up so he'll stop turning into a girl whenever he's around me and inching around the room like I'm going to attack him. |
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[Apr. 6th, 2008|11:22 pm] |
I want everyone to know that he was the first to make a joke about the gun being pried from his cold, dead hands.
( Del )
George, let's get some waffles. Anyone who wants to come along is welcome! |
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[Apr. 5th, 2008|03:53 pm] |
Y'ever get that feeling that you did something wrong, but you're not entirely sure what it was? Not something evil, just something that you expect your girlfriend to full name you for? I keep waiting to hear "Jason Peter Todd!" thrown at me, but hell if I can remember why.
I'm sure I did something to deserve it. |
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[Apr. 1st, 2008|12:20 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | antigone grace, bela talbot, dean winchester, eve, god, jason todd, metallicar, miniver cheevy, sam winchester, steven hyde, the exile | ] |
NOTICE:
I do not love a certain Ms. Bela Talbot. The things that I love are as follows:
1) My dog.
2) My car.
3) Beer.
4) Tits. (These include all breasts on women, paid for or God-given, and thereby include Ms. Talbot's, but not because she's special.)
5) My brother. (Mostly because I'm supposed to, something about family and crap.)
6) Taquitos.
7) Those squishy ball things that are supposed to relieve stress.
8) Whipped cream. (See also number 4; if number 4 has whipped cream, then can move up past number 1.)
THIS IS IT. IF YOU ARE NOT ON THE LIST, YOU ARE NOT LOVED. PERIOD. |
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[Mar. 30th, 2008|08:32 pm] |
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[Mar. 30th, 2008|05:40 pm] |
Well this is certainly interesting. Don't think I've been here before. And I know I haven't been humanface before either.
For being so solid, people are kind of squishy. Can anyone tell me what that storm was, or if the littlemother is here? |
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[Mar. 29th, 2008|01:40 pm] |
Gus! GUS!
This is so far beyond not cool. Yes, I get you're pissed at me about the whole Gooey Girl Only Dates Models and I Kinda Told Her You Weren't Really One thing but c'mon! Ditching me in the middle of nowhere in my sleep? NOT AWESOME. I'm so gonna get you back for this one. Consider it "on" my friend. |
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[Mar. 11th, 2008|08:06 pm] |
I have some funerals to attend this week. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|11:10 pm] |
The fun is over. That's rather depressing, innit?
This is why I never drink soda, among a great many other health-related reasons. Although I do have to wonder what the Lord would have graced me with if I'd been a woman.
Congratulations, PepsiCo. If I ever once thought about drinking your product, there is no chance of that ever happening in the future. With me, and quite possibly half of the entire population of the planet. Bless your souls. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|03:46 pm] |
Oh thank you GOD, I'm normal again. |
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| ENDING TO GENDER SWITCH PLOT!!! IMPORTANT!! |
[Mar. 10th, 2008|09:57 am] |
In conjunction with the press conference I'm about to go live with, I Cole Turner, as head attorney for PepsiCo, am issuing this post to address some of the concerns the world at large is having, as well as confirm and/or deny some of the rumors and speculation that's been spreading about.
The problems you have been encountering in regards to suddenly and without warning changing into the opposite gender is in fact due to tainted beverages produced by PepsiCo worldwide. Over the course of a three day period, the notorious mad scientist Niles P. Camden managed to infiltrate several of the bottling plants in several different countries and corrupted the water supply to the machines that produce all the different beverages with a serum that caused genders to switch within five minutes of consuming it. The effects only lasted most people 24 hours, but continued consumption of the tainted beverage caused longer experiences.
There is no reason to be alarmed. This serum is not dangerous to be consumed, and there are no long lasting effects of it. All beverages worldwide as of now are being recalled, and as long as you don't continue to drink the tainted supply, you will not turn back into the opposite sex. You won't, as has been suggested, stay the wrong gender, no matter how much you drink. Once you stop, you turn back after 24 hours. It doesn't, as has been rumored, affect pregnant women, for some reason. I'm not a scientist, so I can't speculate as to why it doesn't work, but I suspect that it's due to the different hormones women encounter in pregnancy.
Pepsi is issuing a worldwide apology for any embarrassment or confusion the affected persons may have suffered. As a token of their apology, they are offering $10,000 to anyone affected by this crime. Also, please return all products to the stores you bought them from and you will be reimbursed. There is just a small amount of paperwork we're asking you to fill out and sign.
PepsiCo hopes that you will not let this tragedy keep you from enjoying their products in the future. They have developed new security measures that are being put in place as we speak to keep anything like this from ever happening again. Pepsi has been and continues to hopefully be the top rated cola. |
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[Mar. 10th, 2008|11:30 am] |
SAM
SAM
LET'S GO OUT FOR PANCAKES
OH THANK YOU DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS AND HOT LADY GOD
( Bela. ) |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|09:39 pm] |
For everyone's information:
This is still amusing, two days later. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|07:59 pm] |
I have to say, this whole thing is hilarious. I want to have a penis for a few days.
Batboys and girls? Are you all still the right sex?
( Kimber ) |
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[Mar. 4th, 2008|10:18 am] |
Now that that's finally over. . .
Lesbianism rocks. |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|11:30 pm] |
SAM
SOMEONE
HELP |
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[Mar. 2nd, 2008|02:57 am] |
Sequels to Jim Carrey movies that are not starring Jim Carrey are a crime against God and Man, and those who make them should be arrested for crimes against humanity.
I just wanted to throw that out there. |
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[Feb. 28th, 2008|05:17 pm] |
So, Cass.
Do you have any big plans for Leap Year's Day?
Mine involve seducing you. |
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[Feb. 27th, 2008|05:57 pm] |
I have to say, for all it's fault, the music of this time is much more interesting to listen to than the old stuff. |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|10:21 am] |
Odd question, figure some of you who have been here longer might know: How common is it to run into people you know from before? Like, people from your own time and place exactly? |
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[Feb. 26th, 2008|10:38 am] |
I am one step closer to buying drinks legally. I am excited.
Quick, everyone wish me a happy belated birthday. |
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[Feb. 25th, 2008|11:21 pm] |
So. . . um, I now have a family.
Of sorts.
Pietro being my brother sucks way more than Magneto being my father, I've decided.
Not that I ever cared before, and I still, honestly, don't. But at least now I can find out if I'm predisposed to any kind of heart disease or diabeetus.
That's a plus, right? |
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[Feb. 24th, 2008|04:29 pm] |
So not cool, Shawn. You would make a move while I can't. |
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